Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Hey girl, are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

"Hey beautiful, can this strong-gripped daddy secure the privilege of dialing your digits? I promise, it'll be unforgettable."

Are you a high-five? Because every time I see you, I want to slap hands with you.

Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

Is it just me or did I feel a spark when you gave me that slap?

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I met you, I've gotten lost in your strong masculine vibes."

"Are you a boxing match? Because this daddy's strong grip is ready to knock you off your feet beautifully."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and only a real man can handle such magic."

"Ever tried a grip strong enough to awaken your wildest desires? Only a real man could handle such a thrill."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear Harry Potter couldn't find something as enchanting as your smile."

"Are you a puck? Because my heart has been slapped-shot by you."

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

"I'm no feather, but I guarantee my hands can deliver the kind of slaps that make a real woman like you shiver."

"Is your name Hermione? Because like Harry Potter, I'm under your spell and can't resist wanting to 'Quidditch' your bum."

"Are you a blacksmith? 'Cause only a man with a strong grip can shape this wild heart with his touch."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything this daddy's been searching for, from strength to sex positivity."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed right on top of my heart?

"Are you in the market for a strong grip and sweet whispers? Because my kind of daddy-handling comes with a slapping rhythm."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've been hit with a Stupefy."

"Is your grip as strong as your charm? Because I've been naughty and might need a real man's discipline."

"Your fire is irresistible, beauty. Need a strong hand to fan those flames? I'm the man your number seeks."

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts? Because every time I see you, I feel like Harry Potter and want to 'Patronus' that ass."

"Did it hurt, darling? When you slapped reality, making every other woman a mere shadow of your beauty?"

"Are you a carpenter? Because I'm looking for a man with a firm grip and a knack for handling tools."

"Are you pro at dialing numbers? Because only a real man can handle the intensity of my sex positive vibes."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart beats faster every time I slap-shot towards your beauty."

"Are you a locksmith? Because a strong man like you could definitely unlock my restraints and desires."

"You're seeking strong hands, I'm mastering control. Let's exchange numbers, and explore the boundaries of our sex positivity together."

"Fancy a game of slapcuddle? The slaps may sting, but your cuddles would definitely be worth the risk."

"I hope you're into assertive men, because I've got the strength to match your fiery spirit."

"You must do grip exercises, because only a real man like you could handle a wild woman who loves to play rough."

"Is your grip as firm as your charm? Because I've been a naughty girl in need of some discipline."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart has been slap shot straight towards you."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your beauty just slapped me in the face.

"I don't believe in handing out my number, but for a real man who's not afraid of leaving a mark, exceptions are made."

Excuse me, but did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel who's just blessed me with a slap of beauty.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've been slapped with love.

"Is your grip as strong as your presence? Because I've been naughty and need a real man's discipline."

"Is your slap as enchanting as your smirk? Because I wouldn't mind dancing to that beat."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my cheeks feel like they've just been slapped with happiness.

"Are you a blacksmith? Because only a man with a strong grip could handle this fine piece of art."

"Darling, you're too tempting. I'm a real man who loves to play rough, might I get the honor of your number?"

"Hey, darling, I've got a grip strong enough to hold your wildest fantasies. Care to explore the boundaries together?"

"Ever tried arm wrestling? With my strong grip, I'd surely win but the real prize would be getting your number."

"Are you a slap shot? Because you just scored right into my heart with that smile of yours."

Your beauty is like a gentle slap to my heart, leaving me mesmerized by your charm.

"Did you just cast Wingardium Leviosa? Because my heart just took off when I saw you."

"Are you into carpentry? Because I'm looking for a real man who knows how to handle his tools and nails it right."

"Hey, babe, I've got a grip that could shatter diamonds. How about we explore your boundaries together?"

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart's been slapped-shot by your stunning beauty."

"Are you a Quidditch player? Because you've caught this seeker's eye faster than a Golden Snitch."

"Hey babe, your beauty destroys resistance. Show me that wild side; I promise, my grip is stronger than my charm."

He girl, are you a broken radio?

Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!

Baby, if you were a slap, you'd be the sweetest sting I've ever had.

"Just like Harry Potter, I'm ready to cast a spell on you...and the magic begins from that cute ass of yours."

Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.

"Real men aren't afraid to get a little handsy. So how about we exchange numbers and let the sparks fly?"

"Are you a locksmith? Because only a real man like me can unlock the fiery passion within your beautiful rebellion."

"Hey beautiful, I hope you like strong grips because I've been told I can hold onto a woman's heart like no other."

"Absolutely! 90s authenticity is unmatched. Have a favorite 90s memory? Maybe the time you first flipped your slap bracelet on?"

Hey, are you made of sugar? Because you've got me craving a slap on the sweet side.

"Are you a boxer? Because you seem like the type who's not afraid to throw a few strong punches."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, I feel like my reality has been flipped."

"Are you a locksmith? Because only a real man like me can unlock your desires with a firm grip and playful slap."

"Are you looking for a real man? Because with this grip, I can hold your attention all night."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tantalizing eyes, my strong arms yearn to bring you home."

"Ever wanted a man who can balance strong grips and soft caresses? I'm the real deal, darling, let's talk numbers."

Do you want to know what you and my dad have in common?

You can slap me hard and I'll still call you daddy.

"If I were Harry Potter, I'd definitely risk a slap from Dobby for that bewitching smile of yours."

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

"Fancy a strong grip, darling? I promise to hold your heart tighter than any man who's dared to slap it around."

"Are you a blacksmith? Because only a real man could forge these desires, and your grip feels tailor-made for discipline."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because whenever I see you, my world turns magical and I can't resist."

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

"You know how Harry Potter has his wand? Well, he'd probably slap your ass with it, just like I would."

"I'm not only strong enough to slap you around, but also to dial your number... are you ready to play?"

Girl, you could be my homework, I slap you on the table and do you all night

"Were you sorted into Gryffindor? Cause every time I see you, you have this brave effect that makes my heart race."

"They call me 'daddy', but with my strong grip and naughty intentions, I could make you forget every phone number but mine."

"They say only real men can handle me; so, can your firm hand and sex-positive mind earn my number?"

"Hey, love, are you a locksmith? Because a real man like me has the key to your deepest desires."

"Are you a black belt in slapping? Because you've just knocked me off my feet with one look."

"You look like a real man who's not afraid to play rough. Can you handle a wild one like me?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for: a strong grip and a real man."

"Ever wonder if Harry Potter was real? Because your beauty definitely is beyond magic."

"Are you a locksmith? Because only a real man with a strong grip can unlock the mystery to your wild desires."

"I'm a woman who appreciates control, and by the look of your hands, you seem capable of delivering."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your strong, dominant eyes."

"Are you into firm grips? Cause I'm a gentleman who can handle and cherish a diamond like you."

"Are you a personal trainer? Because seeing you, I'm ready to improve my grip game for your pleasure."

"Ever tried arm wrestling? I bet you have a grip that could make even my phone slip...right into your contact list."

"Excuse me, just wondering if your strong grip can match the intensity of my desire for a real man's discipline."

"Are you a locksmith? Because only a real man like me can unlock the wild desires you've been saving for nights."

"Ever dream of Harry Potter's magic touch? Well, you're under my spell tonight."

"I'm not usually into sports, but with your strong grip, I'm suddenly interested in a game of rough touch football."

"Are you into men who can slap passion into reality? Get ready, I'm about to dial up your fantasies."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time you walk by, my world lights up like Lumos."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, all of my worries disappear with a slap.

"Are you searching for a real man? Because my grip is as commanding as my respect for your desires."

Is Your butt Chris Rock?

Because I WILL slap it

"Can I be your Superman? My grip's strong, my heart's brave, and I never shy away from a little rough play."

Me: u going to that cookout?

Her: what cookout?
me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill

"Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam girl, I find your extra fluff absolutely tail-slapping fantastic."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because every time I look at you, I see a path straight to my heart."

I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse!

Do you like BBQ

Because I'll slap my meat on you're grill

Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

You coming to the BBQ?

Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.

Let me

Slap them checks bbgurr

Hey baby, are you a barbeque

Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.

They call me a non-newtonian fluid

Because the harder you slap me the harder I get

How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.

Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face.

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop s**... once you slap it.

I just want to be slapped around!

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill