Top 29 Slap Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slap pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slap conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Ay girl are you a grill?

   Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

2. You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

3. Are you a mosquito?

   Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .

4. Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

5. Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

6. Hey girl, are you a grill?

   Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

7. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

   Is your dad in prison?
   "no, why?"
   If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

8. Do you want to have a bbq?

   Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

9. Perfect for the holidays

   I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.
   
   "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."
   
   Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.

10. He girl, are you a broken radio?

    Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!

Funny slap pickup lines

Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

Girl, you could be my homework, I slap you on the table and do you all night

Do you like BBQ

Because I'll slap my meat on you're grill

I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse!

Will you be my alarm clock?

So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.

You coming to the BBQ?

Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.

Let me

Slap them checks bbgurr

They call me a non-newtonian fluid

Because the harder you slap me the harder I get

Hey baby, are you a barbeque

Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.

Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill

How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle

I just want to be slapped around!

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face.