Top 36 Slap Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slap pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slap conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Ay girl are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
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You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.
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Are you a mosquito?
Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .
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Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?
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Preemptive strike! (Slap her ass)
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Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?
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Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?
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If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
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Hey girl, are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on
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Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?
Working slap pickup lines
This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...
Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison.
Do you want to have a bbq?
Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love Wendy's balls slap against yo face
Perfect for the holidays
I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.
"I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."
Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.
Do you want to know what you and my dad have in common?
You can slap me hard and I'll still call you daddy.
Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill
Roses are red, i'm a monkey
Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
Girl, you could be my homework, I slap you on the table and do you all night
Is Your butt Chris Rock?
Because I WILL slap it
Me: u going to that cookout?
Her: what cookout?
me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill
Hey baby, are you a barbeque
Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.
Do you like BBQ
Because I'll slap my meat on you're grill
Will you be my alarm clock?
So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.
You coming to the BBQ?
Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.
Let me
Slap them checks bbgurr
They call me a non-newtonian fluid
Because the harder you slap me the harder I get
What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.
Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!
Do you like BBQs, because I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill
Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.
How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle
I just want to be slapped around!