Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Hey girl, are you a grill?

Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Do you want to have a bbq?

Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

"Are you into iron men? Because I'm hard, strong and ready to dial up the heat for you."

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I met you, I've gotten lost in your strong masculine vibes."

"Are you searching for a real man with a powerful touch? Well, look no further, your number just hit the jackpot."

"Are you a boxing match? Because this daddy's strong grip is ready to knock you off your feet beautifully."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and only a real man can handle such magic."

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear Harry Potter couldn't find something as enchanting as your smile."

"Are you a puck? Because my heart has been slapped-shot by you."

"Your slap must be as captivating as your smile because I can't help but crave for more of your attention."

"Is your name Hermione? Because like Harry Potter, I'm under your spell and can't resist wanting to 'Quidditch' your bum."

"I'm no feather, but I guarantee my hands can deliver the kind of slaps that make a real woman like you shiver."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything this daddy's been searching for, from strength to sex positivity."

"Your fire is irresistible, beauty. Need a strong hand to fan those flames? I'm the man your number seeks."

"Are you a spell from Hogwarts? Because every time I see you, I feel like Harry Potter and want to 'Patronus' that ass."

"Did it hurt, darling? When you slapped reality, making every other woman a mere shadow of your beauty?"

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've been hit with a Stupefy."

"Are you in the market for a strong grip and sweet whispers? Because my kind of daddy-handling comes with a slapping rhythm."

"Is your grip as strong as your charm? Because I've been naughty and might need a real man's discipline."

"You're seeking strong hands, I'm mastering control. Let's exchange numbers, and explore the boundaries of our sex positivity together."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart beats faster every time I slap-shot towards your beauty."

"Is your grip as firm as your charm? Because I've been a naughty girl in need of some discipline."

"You must do grip exercises, because only a real man like you could handle a wild woman who loves to play rough."

"Are you a locksmith? Because a strong man like you could definitely unlock my restraints and desires."

"Are you a carpenter? Because I'm looking for a man with a firm grip and a knack for handling tools."

"Are you pro at dialing numbers? Because only a real man can handle the intensity of my sex positive vibes."

"Fancy a game of slapcuddle? The slaps may sting, but your cuddles would definitely be worth the risk."

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart has been slap shot straight towards you."

"I don't believe in handing out my number, but for a real man who's not afraid of leaving a mark, exceptions are made."

"Ever played slapjack? I promise, you'd love the way my rules apply. Only strong hands win my number."

"Is your slap as enchanting as your smirk? Because I wouldn't mind dancing to that beat."

"Is your grip as strong as your presence? Because I've been naughty and need a real man's discipline."

"Darling, you're too tempting. I'm a real man who loves to play rough, might I get the honor of your number?"

"Are you a blacksmith? Because only a man with a strong grip could handle this fine piece of art."

"Hey, darling, I've got a grip strong enough to hold your wildest fantasies. Care to explore the boundaries together?"

"Did you just cast Wingardium Leviosa? Because my heart just took off when I saw you."

Perfect for the holidays

I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.

"I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."

Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.

"Hey, babe, I've got a grip that could shatter diamonds. How about we explore your boundaries together?"

"Are you into carpentry? Because I'm looking for a real man who knows how to handle his tools and nails it right."

He girl, are you a broken radio?

Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!

"Are you a hockey puck? Because my heart's been slapped-shot by your stunning beauty."

"Hey babe, your beauty destroys resistance. Show me that wild side; I promise, my grip is stronger than my charm."

"Are you a Quidditch player? Because you've caught this seeker's eye faster than a Golden Snitch."

Hey baby are you Donkey Konga on GameCube because I’d really like to slap your bongos.

"Just like Harry Potter, I'm ready to cast a spell on you...and the magic begins from that cute ass of yours."

"Hey beautiful, I hope you like strong grips because I've been told I can hold onto a woman's heart like no other."

"Ever dreamt of a real man with a firm grip who respects your desires? How about you let this daddy slap that number into his phone?"

"Are you a locksmith? Because only a real man like me can unlock the fiery passion within your beautiful rebellion."

"Real men aren't afraid to get a little handsy. So how about we exchange numbers and let the sparks fly?"

"Are you a boxer? Because you seem like the type who's not afraid to throw a few strong punches."

"Think you're man enough to tame me? A girl like me needs someone with a firm hand and a confident smile."

"Are you looking for a real man? Because with this grip, I can hold your attention all night."

"Are you a locksmith? Because only a real man like me can unlock your desires with a firm grip and playful slap."

"If I were Harry Potter, I'd definitely risk a slap from Dobby for that bewitching smile of yours."

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because every time I see you, I feel like my reality has been flipped."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tantalizing eyes, my strong arms yearn to bring you home."

"Ever wanted a man who can balance strong grips and soft caresses? I'm the real deal, darling, let's talk numbers."

"Fancy a strong grip, darling? I promise to hold your heart tighter than any man who's dared to slap it around."

"Are you a blacksmith? Because only a real man could forge these desires, and your grip feels tailor-made for discipline."

Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

"Are you a spell from Harry Potter? Because whenever I see you, my world turns magical and I can't resist."

Girl, you could be my homework, I slap you on the table and do you all night