Top 37 Slap Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slap pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Ay girl are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.
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Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that
Guaranteed to get you slapped
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You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.
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Are you a mosquito?
Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .
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Do you slap the dimpled balls?
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Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?
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Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?
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Hey girl, are you a grill?
Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on
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This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...
Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison. -
Do you want to have a bbq?
Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..
Funny slap pickup lines
Perfect for the holidays
I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.
"I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."
Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.
He girl, are you a broken radio?
Because I want to slap you until you get turned on!
Roses are red, i'm a monkey
Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
Do you like BBQs, because I'm gonna slap my meat across your grill
Did you fall from heaven?
...cause I eat ass... ok you can slap me now
Me: u going to that cookout?
Her: what cookout?
me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill
Preemptive strike! (Slap her ass)
They call me a non-newtonian fluid
Because the harder you slap me the harder I get
Do you like BBQ
Because I'll slap my meat on you're grill
Will you be my alarm clock?
So i can slap you every 10 minutes, for another 10 minutes.
You coming to the BBQ?
Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.
Let me
Slap them checks bbgurr
Hey you wanna get some pizza...
Me: Hey you wanna get some pizza and fuck?
Girl: *slaps me* gross, pervert!
Me: What? You don't like pizza?
I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse!
Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!
Do you like BBQs, because I'm gunna slap my meat across your grill
Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?
How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle
If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face
Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?
I just want to be slapped around!
What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.