Top 29 Slap Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Slap chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

   Guaranteed to get you slapped

2. You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

3. Do you slap the dimpled balls?

4. Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

5. Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

6. Hey girl, are you a grill?

   Cause you look like something I'd like to slap my meat on

7. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

   Is your dad in prison?
   "no, why?"
   If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

8. Do you want to have a bbq?

   Because I'm about to slap my meat across your grill..

9. Perfect for the holidays

   I live in California where it never snows, but unfortunately this line may not work for other places that do have snow.
   
   "I know California never snows, but we can still have a white Christmas if you come over tonight."
   
   Was pretty proud of myself until I got slapped.

10. Did you fall from heaven?

    ...cause I eat ass... ok you can slap me now

Funny slap pickup lines

Hey you wanna get some pizza...
Me: Hey you wanna get some pizza and fuck?
Girl: *slaps me* gross, pervert!
Me: What? You don't like pizza?

They call me a non-newtonian fluid

Because the harder you slap me the harder I get

Let me

Slap them checks bbgurr

You coming to the BBQ?

Because I’m going to slap my meat on your grill.

Do you like BBQ

Because I'll slap my meat on you're grill

I’d slap you but that would be animal abuse!

Hey baby, are you a barbeque

Because I want to slap my meat on your grill.

I just want to be slapped around!

What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

Nice basket. Wait! No! I didn't mean it like that. On the upside, you're really good at slapping people in the face.

Hey you remember that BBQ, when I slapped my meat on you grill.

Do you like Wendy's? Cause you're gonna love Wendy's nuts slap yo face!

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some sex? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

How about a little slap and tickle with your soup and pickle

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

Do you like Wendy's.. Because your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?