"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes—like Pantelis in his punchlines!"

"Who needs pickup lines when we have this electric connection? Your eyes are more intriguing than any punchline could be..."

"Your beauty is the punchline that always leaves me breathless, isn't laughter the best kind of attraction?"

"Is your name Angel? Because heaven is missing a punchline and I think it's you."

"You're the punchline to every joke I know, and unlike geese or bees, my only fear is losing your captivating smile."

"Dr. Than? I hope he takes walk-ins! Last time I tried to diagnose my own jokes, I ended up at the punchline hospital!"

"Though jokes often elude me, I instantly got the beauty in your eyes - it’s the punchline to my heart's happiness."

"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just fell for your punchline."

"Did your smile come with a punchline? Because it's definitely killing me with its irresistible charm."

"Your beauty is no joke, but your humor sure steals the show. Will you be my punchline forever?"

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Your laughter is intoxicating and it's making me crave you, more than just a punchline."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, especially the punchlines."

"You're no corny joke, darling, you're the punchline to my wildest dreams, fancy making them come alive?"

"Are you a joke? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind, it's like my punchline is always you!"

"Your smile's a punchline that softens my heart, let's spark some laughs, for a romantic start."

"Are you a comedian? Because your laughter is the best punchline to my day!"

"Are you the punchline to my life, babe? Because with you, everything makes perfect sense."

"You must be the punchline to my life's jokes because when I met you, I thought, 'you've got to be kidding me!'"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my Valentine's Day, just like the punchline in a good joke."

"Are you a comedian? Because every time you laugh, it feels like the best punchline I've ever heard!"

"Are you an unanswered prayer? Because God had me wait long, then came you - His punchline to my life's joke!"

"Hey, do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because girl, your laughter is my favorite punchline."

Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including the perfect punchline.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? 'Cause I'm feeling a strong connection when you flex those Gen Z punchlines."

"Are you a comedian? Because every time I look at you, my life feels like the punchline of a perfect joke."

"I'm not Batman, but I do believe in love at a first sight; would you be my Joker punchline?"

"What do I think? I think if we were a movie, we’d definitely be a rom-com—full of awkward moments and great punchlines! 🎬😂"

"I must be a comedian, because your laughter is the punchline my heart has been waiting for."

"Are you a comedian? Because your smile is the punchline that keeps my heart laughing uncontrollably."

"Can you add a 'hello' to your goodbye? Because every time you leave, my life feels like a comedy without the punchline!"

"If we were a comedy duo, I’d be the punchline and you’d be the laugh that keeps me going!"

"Are you a pick-up line? Because whenever you're around, my heart beats like the punchline of a great joke."

"Darling, life's no joke, but with my smile and your laughter, we'd make the perfect punchline together."

"Is it my humor that's weak, or is your smile just too strong, making my punchlines falter?"

"Oh, you love my pick-up line? How about we make it a punchline... 'Will you be my forever Valentine?'"

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Because when you smiled, I fell for the punchline."

"Are you a punchline? Because every time I see you, I'm floored by your humor and charm."

"Are you a stand-up comedian? Because every time I see you, my heart starts doing the punchline."

"Roses are red, your clothes are black, would you be the punchline if I were a comic rack?"

Are you a joke? Because you're the punchline to my laughter, girl so fine and after.

"Babe, huh? I hope that’s not your way of claiming me as your personal jester. Because I charge for my punchlines!"

Glad I can make you laugh! I’d say my humor is like a dad joke—slightly embarrassing but always delivered with confidence. What’s your go-to punchline?

Can I borrow your smile? It's the missing piece to my punchline that always leaves me laughing.

"Are you a hot dog? Because without ketchup, you're just missing the punchline!"

"Do you believe in love at first joke? Because your laugh just made my punchline feel like a rom-com!"

"I may not catch every punchline, but one thing's no joke - my fascination with your captivating smile."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, including the lost punchline of my favorite joke."

"Are you a Valentine's card? Because I can't stop looking at you, the punchline's predictable, but it always makes me smile."

"We're so in sync with our talents, it's like you're the comic strip to my punchline and those blue eyes are my prize."

"Rachel, your gorgeous smile is the punchline to every joke I tell. Care to share a laugh and enchant me more?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—just like my wildest punchlines!"

"Are you a chef? Because the only thing you can’t whip up is a bad punchline—your kicks are knockout!"

"Chloe, your smile is the only punchline I need to make my silliness seem charming."

"Hi, I'm Deepanshu. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a better punchline?"

"Do you believe in love at first LOL, or should I send you another punchline to reconsider?"

"Hey Bella, do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your punchlines."

"Do you like jokes? Because whenever I see your smile, I feel like I've won the punchline of life."

"Your beauty's got me laughing harder than any punchline ever could, want to share a giggle together?"

"Hey, I noticed you left me on delivered, but I promise my punchlines are better than my tracking updates."

"Are you my punchline? Because every time I see you, I can't help but smile and laugh."

"Your smile might be the punchline to a joke I haven't told yet, how about we start that conversation?"

Are you the punchline to my jokes? Because you make me laugh in all the right places.

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'mine'? Because my life by itself is like a punchline without a joke."

"Are you my punchline? Because every time I think about you, I can't help but laugh with joy."

"Do you carry a joke book? Because each time you laugh, my heart skips a beat - it's the best punchline!"

An oldy but one of my favorites!

I could sing my ABC's to you
A because you're Attractive
B because you're beautiful
C because you're confident
E because you're exciting
G because you're great
H because you're hot
I because you're intelligent
J because you're just perfect
K because you're kind
L because you're lovely
M because I miss u when gone
N because you're nice
O because you're outstanding
P because you're particular
Q because you're a Queen
R because you're ravishing
S because you're stellar
T because you're terrific
U because you're unique
V because you're vivacious
W because you're wonderful
X because you're xenodochial
Y because you're yummy
Z because you're zestful

Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.

"You're like a twisted punchline; your dark humor turns ordinary laughter into an unforgettable experience."

"Babe, you like my jokes? Then you'll love the punchline when we're alone. Your laughter is my favourite aphrodisiac."

"Are you a comedian? Because your smile is the punchline I've been searching for all night."

"Are you a pickup line? Because every moment spent with you feels like the perfect punchline."

"I might not always get the punchline, but I'm hoping you're the one who could teach me to laugh."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to find the punchline of my twisted joke."

"What do I want, kid? Just a chance to be the punchline in your happily-ever-after joke!"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because our laughter together will be the best punchline."

"Are you a comedian? Because your smile is the punchline my heart has been waiting for!"

Are you a book?

Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
(I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

Are you an angel?

Well there's no punchline, but it worked for 9-year-old Anakin on 14-year-old Padmé.