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Top 7 punchline Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Punchline chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you from Tennessee?

    Girl: "I know this one, it's old...."

    "Oh really? Then what's the punchline?"

    Girl: "Cuz You're the only ten I see"

    "Oh gee, thanks!! I was gonna say the same!" uWu

  2. Math pickup line

    So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

    I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

  3. An oldy but one of my favorites!

    I could sing my ABC's to you
    A because you're Attractive
    B because you're beautiful
    C because you're confident
    E because you're exciting
    G because you're great
    H because you're hot
    I because you're intelligent
    J because you're just perfect
    K because you're kind
    L because you're lovely
    M because I miss u when gone
    N because you're nice
    O because you're outstanding
    P because you're particular
    Q because you're a Queen
    R because you're ravishing
    S because you're stellar
    T because you're terrific
    U because you're unique
    V because you're vivacious
    W because you're wonderful
    X because you're xenodochial
    Y because you're yummy
    Z because you're zestful

    Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.

  4. Are you a book?

    Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
    (I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

  5. My mother says...

    There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,

    "My mother says I'm hung like a horse".

    It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

  6. Are you an angel?

    Well there's no punchline, but it worked for 9-year-old Anakin on 14-year-old Padmé.

  7. Are you superstitious....?

    ...and then she unmatched me! She didn't even have the common courtesy to provide the damn punchline.

    Has anyone heard this one before? The mystery is killing me more than losing a match.

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