7 Punchline Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Punchline rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about punchline, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Punchline Pickup Lines

A good Punchline hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

1. Are you breakfast

   Three punchlines
   A:because i miss you often
   B:because you go good with milk ;)
   C:because you acting kind of fruity

2. Don't be sad, you're so pretty...

   There's no punchline, show me your tiddies.

3. Math pickup line

   So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.
   
   I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

4. An oldy but one of my favorites!

   I could sing my ABC's to you
   A because you're Attractive
   B because you're beautiful
   C because you're confident
   E because you're exciting
   G because you're great
   H because you're hot
   I because you're intelligent
   J because you're just perfect
   K because you're kind
   L because you're lovely
   M because I miss u when gone
   N because you're nice
   O because you're outstanding
   P because you're particular
   Q because you're a Queen
   R because you're ravishing
   S because you're stellar
   T because you're terrific
   U because you're unique
   V because you're vivacious
   W because you're wonderful
   X because you're xenodochial
   Y because you're yummy
   Z because you're zestful
   
   Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.

5. Are you a book?

   Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
   (I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

6. My mother says...

   There's no punchline here, just walk up to a chick at a bar and open the conversation by saying,
   
   "My mother says I'm hung like a horse".
   
   It's topical because of all the triple crown talk.

Short and cute punchline pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about punchline are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Punchline love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Punchline chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.