Top 50 Jokes Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Jokes chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?
Because I may get a little Rachel.
Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name. -
Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.
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Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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I like my women like I like my whiskey
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though. -
Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!
Nobody likes you
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“Life’s a joke.”
“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”
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Hey girl, I could make you laugh
'coz all my life is a joke
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If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off
Actually my mates Joke
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My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?
No joke this actually worked for me
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Farewell pickup line?
Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?
Funny jokes pickup lines
Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.
(It’s only a joke, I promise)
This sub is full of horny mfs
No joke here just letting you know 75% of these would not work.
Are you a joke
Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people
Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?
Nevermind it's too cheesy
Tinder girl said she's real.
Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"
She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
Hey, are you suicide?
Cause I make jokes about doing you
My jokes are dry
But I can make you wet
Gemini
I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said
"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."
tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."
Australia's will understand
(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.
My friend made a joke
We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here
I would tell you a joke...
I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long
Need one for a girl named Mars.
I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.
Any lines for a "Celeste"?
Please no jokes about her name rhyming with "molest"
You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.
Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.
You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?
"Yeah why?"
"Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?"
"Idk why? "
"To get you off, what's up I'm OP."
Show bobs and vegene
Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos
Are you a classic joke?
Because I want to use you again and again.
Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...
All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.
Could someone help me with Alina
She’s German no nazi jokes pls
*on April first* damn girl
Are you today’s date because your a complete joke
Are you Hamlet?
Cause I can't tell whether you want to be or not to be...
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(p.s. works better with a suicide joke)
I'm usually pretty funny
But I can't tell jokes in front of pretty girls
My dick is a magic lamp.
Want to rub the genie out?
lol this joke does suck
Oh you're names [Whatever]?
I have a girlfriend named [Whatever], well say girlfriend we just met... Only joking, my names [Whatever] but you can call me.... Whenever you want ;-)
[Request] Met a girl at a lemonade booth
I met a cute girl named Zoe the other day. She was running a booth that served hand made lemonade at a festival. She gave me her number, but I'm looking for a good joke or pun to get the conversation rolling. Any thoughts?