Top 50 Jokes Pick Up lines

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.


Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

Nobody likes you

“Life’s a joke.”

“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

Are you a joke ?

Cause you make me laugh and smile :).

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

Farewell pickup line?

Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

This is the best one ive got lol.

Boy: Knock Knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: When,Where
Girl: When,Where who?
Boy: Tomm at 7, My Place ,With Me and You
Note: The Person Should do the *when,where,who?* part correctly and should know the knock knock joke otherwise ur gonna embarass urself :)

Hey I heard you like Funny Guys

In Fact my entire life is a joke

Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy

Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you

Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

Global warming is not a joke.

Are you earth?
Because everyday you get hotter and hotter.

Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you

(Only soccer fans would get the joke)

They call me lighting McQueen, cause I always finish first…….KATCHOW (obvs a joke)

P for "Pepsi" C for "Coke".You look beautiful and it's not a joke

Gemini

I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

Australia's will understand

(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here

Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

Any lines for a "Celeste"?

Please no jokes about her name rhyming with "m**..."

You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?

"Yeah why?"
"Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?"
"Idk why? "
"To get you off, what's up I'm OP."

Are you a classic joke?

Because I want to use you again and again.

Are you Hamlet?

Cause I can't tell whether you want to be or not to be...

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(p.s. works better with a suicide joke)

Oh you're names [Whatever]?

I have a girlfriend named [Whatever], well say girlfriend we just met... Only joking, my names [Whatever] but you can call me.... Whenever you want ;-)

Hi. My name is BrojobBiggs, I can only stay for a second but I really need a woman's opinion on something...

All joking aside if you want a pickup line that gets you from A to B this should be your go to standard. It establishes you as a non threat by creating a false time constraint and engages the woman's most cherished desire: the urge to talk about her opinions. Escalate as per local norms.

Hey girl, do you like to laugh?

Because I’m officially taken as a joke.

Creative workshopping needed with a name

So there's this girl whose name could, with a little ambiguity be translated as Spinach.


I'm trying to think of a Popeye joke, but it just isn't coming to me

Eyy girls wanna Hear a joke?

My future.

Do you like self deprecating jokes?

Because I have low confidence and humour is my coping mechanism...

Heres a joke to say on a coffee date

What did the coffee say to the latte?
Hey, you're kind of hot!

(And you can either choose out of these 2 or follow up with this next one)

What did the latte say back to the coffee?
(Thanks!) I like you a latte

[Request] Met a girl at a lemonade booth

I met a cute girl named Zoe the other day. She was running a booth that served hand made lemonade at a festival. She gave me her number, but I'm looking for a good joke or pun to get the conversation rolling. Any thoughts?

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*