Top 50 Jokes Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jokes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jokes conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?
Because I may get a little Rachel.
Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name. -
Hey girl are you a prison?
Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)
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Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.
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Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
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I like my women like I like my whiskey
12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though. -
Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?
Her: “Yes”
*writes down my number and hands it to her -
Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!
Nobody likes you
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“Life’s a joke.”
“Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”
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I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.
Humor = You More
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Hey girl, I could make you laugh
'coz all my life is a joke
Funny jokes pickup lines
A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING
Are you a joke ?
Cause you make me laugh and smile :).
If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off
Actually my mates Joke
My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?
No joke this actually worked for me
Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.
(It’s only a joke, I promise)
Haha jokes on you
I'm the joke
This is the best one ive got lol.
Boy: Knock Knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: When,Where
Girl: When,Where who?
Boy: Tomm at 7, My Place ,With Me and You
Note: The Person Should do the *when,where,who?* part correctly and should know the knock knock joke otherwise ur gonna embarass urself :)
Hey I heard you like Funny Guys
In Fact my entire life is a joke
Are you a joke
Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people
Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?
Nevermind it's too cheesy
Tinder girl said she's real.
Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"
She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?
My jokes are dry
But I can make you wet
Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?
Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you
(Only soccer fans would get the joke)
Global warming is not a joke.
Are you earth?
Because everyday you get hotter and hotter.
Australia's will understand
(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.
Gemini
I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said
"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."
tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."
My friend made a joke
We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here
Need one for a girl named Mars.
I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.
Any lines for a "Celeste"?
Please no jokes about her name rhyming with "molest"
You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?
"Yeah why?"
"Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?"
"Idk why? "
"To get you off, what's up I'm OP."
Show bobs and vegene
Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos
Are you a classic joke?
Because I want to use you again and again.
Do you like self deprecating jokes?
Because I have low confidence and humour is my coping mechanism...