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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Jokes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jokes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jokes conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

    Because I may get a little Rachel.

    Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

  2. Hey girl are you a prison?

    Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

  3. 2 people walk into a really romantic restraunt

    There's no joke, but it could be us

  4. Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

  5. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

  6. This joke may be cheesy but…

    I think your looks are grate

  7. I like my women like I like my whiskey

    12 years old and mixed up with coke.


    Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

  8. Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

    Her: “Yes”

    *writes down my number and hands it to her

  9. Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

    Nobody likes you

  10. “Life’s a joke.”

    “Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”


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I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.
Humor = You More

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

Hey girl, I could make you laugh

'coz all my life is a joke

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

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If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off

Actually my mates Joke

Are you from Mississippi? Because Miss, I'd sip your pee.
Don't actually use this one. It is a joke.

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

Farewell pickup line?

Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

Haha jokes on you

I'm the joke

This is the best one ive got lol.

Boy: Knock Knock
Girl: Who's there?
Boy: When,Where
Girl: When,Where who?
Boy: Tomm at 7, My Place ,With Me and You
Note: The Person Should do the *when,where,who?* part correctly and should know the knock knock joke otherwise ur gonna embarass urself :)

Hey I heard you like Funny Guys

In Fact my entire life is a joke

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Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you

My jokes are dry

But I can make you wet

Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

Global warming is not a joke.

Are you earth?
Because everyday you get hotter and hotter.

Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you

(Only soccer fans would get the joke)

They call me lighting McQueen, cause I always finish first…….KATCHOW (obvs a joke)

P for "Pepsi" C for "Coke".You look beautiful and it's not a joke

Gemini

I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

Australia's will understand

(Backstory been going round school as a joke but why not post it)
I must be an ibis as I've bin chicken you out.

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here