Top 50 Jokes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jokes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Do you like to make jokes about ethnicity?

   Because I may get a little Rachel.
   
   Yeah, probably not a winner and only works for one name.

2. Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

3. Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

4. I like my women like I like my whiskey

   12 years old and mixed up with coke.
   
   
   Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

5. Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

   Her: “Yes”
   
   *writes down my number and hands it to her

6. Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

   Nobody likes you

7. “Life’s a joke.”

   “Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

8. I Like Jokes. But I like HUMOR.

   Humor = You More

9. Hey girl, I could make you laugh

   'coz all my life is a joke

10. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

Funny jokes pickup lines

If you were mine. I'd sell my car and buy a convertible just to show you off
Actually my mates Joke

My bed hurts my back, can i sleep in yours instead?

No joke this actually worked for me

Are you a suicide, because you’re always on my mind.

(It’s only a joke, I promise)

Farewell pickup line?

Cute girl at work and every time I leave I say "bye ___, see ya in my dreams" as kind of a joke and it receives a laugh and smile, but what's something else I could say?

This sub is full of horny mfs

No joke here just letting you know 75% of these would not work.

Are you a joke
Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

Hey girl wanna hear a joke about a pizza?

Nevermind it's too cheesy

Hey I heard you like Funny Guys

In Fact my entire life is a joke

My jokes are dry

But I can make you wet

Tinder girl said she's real.

Her pics are beautiful so naturally her bio says "yes, I'm real" I matched with her back in 5/2, but I been shy/busy. I want to make a joke along the lines of "sorry for taking so long, waiting for the government to verify you're real bc I thought angels don't exist"

She's got a kid so I feel she'd be like mature ig? We both 23, any suggestions?

Hey, are you suicide?

Cause I make jokes about doing you

Hey girl, Is Your Name Santi ?

Hey girl is your name Santi, Cazorla want is you

(Only soccer fans would get the joke)

Gemini

I had a friend who was reading horoscope and mentioned that it said female gemini are apparently really sexy and joke I should some day walk up to a girl and say "you must be a gemini", so I said

"gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

tl;dr zodiac says gemini girls are sexy, so "gurl, you must be a gemini, cause you're a gem in my eyes."

My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said “you’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl “is that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” figured it fit here

I would tell you a joke...

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long

Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

Are you a classic joke?

Because I want to use you again and again.

Show bobs and vegene

Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos

You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.

Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.

Any lines for a "Celeste"?

Please no jokes about her name rhyming with "molest"

You know the joke of why 6 is afraid of 7 right?

"Yeah why?"
"Well do you know why the 7 ate the 9?"
"Idk why? "
"To get you off, what's up I'm OP."

Eyy girls wanna Hear a joke?

My future.

[Request] Met a girl at a lemonade booth

I met a cute girl named Zoe the other day. She was running a booth that served hand made lemonade at a festival. She gave me her number, but I'm looking for a good joke or pun to get the conversation rolling. Any thoughts?