15 Haha Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Haha rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about haha, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Haha Pickup Lines

A good Haha hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I beat the game

I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?
Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you
Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
Haha jokes on you

I'm the joke
On a scale of 1 to 10...

"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"

I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.
Are you the choker?

Cause you got crazy looks and you leave me breathless

haha get it... because that kinda sounds like joker - don't worry I'm already leaving

Short and cute haha pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about haha are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Pickup line for an Eva?

I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!

1st message Happy Monday! 2nd message Haha.

Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

Oh you depressed?

Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

Give me your best, or worst haha.

– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".

Works 100% of the time.

Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into i**...,
profit

Cheesy haha Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Haha love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Haha chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.