Top 15 Haha Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Haha pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Haha tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I beat the game
I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"
She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"
Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update? -
Are you a toilet paper
Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.
"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments. -
Haha jokes on you
I'm the joke
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On a scale of 1 to 10...
"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"
I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha. -
Are you the choker?
Cause you got crazy looks and you leave me breathless
haha get it... because that kinda sounds like joker - don't worry I'm already leaving
Working short haha pickup lines to impress a girl
Pickup line for an Eva?
I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!
*1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.
Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl
– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)
– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
Oh you depressed?
Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?
I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!
Give me your best, or worst haha.
Works 100% of the time.
Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into incest,
profit
Hey girl, you single?
Well you know what that means right? HAHA YOU'RE SINGLE!!
\*Do take the L\*
haha Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hey what are you wearing?
Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Haha phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.