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Top 16 Haha Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Haha pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I beat the game

    I just told the girl: "Hey, i was thinking of a pickup line for a long time, but im just gonna be honest with you. I think that you are incredibly cute and wonder if youd want to hang out someday?"

    She answered with: "Haha, yes id love to"

    Guys i think i broke the game, maybe its a exploit in the newest update?

  2. Are you a toilet paper

    Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

  3. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

    "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
    -"Haha whats that?"
    "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

    Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

  4. Haha jokes on you

    I'm the joke

  5. On a scale of 1 to 10...

    "On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"


    I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.

  6. Are you the choker?

    Cause you got crazy looks and you leave me breathless



    haha get it... because that kinda sounds like joker - don't worry I'm already leaving

  7. Pickup line for an Eva?

    I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!

  8. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  9. And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

    Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

  10. MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

    Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".

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Funny haha pickup lines

Oh you depressed?
Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

Give me your best, or worst haha.

Works 100% of the time.

Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into incest,
profit

Hey girl, you single?

Well you know what that means right? HAHA YOU'RE SINGLE!!


\*Do take the L\*

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Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!