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Top 12 Haha Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Haha chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

    "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
    -"Haha whats that?"
    "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

    Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

  2. Pickup line for an Eva?

    I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!

  3. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  4. And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

    Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

  5. Ask three questions - brainstorming

    Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?

    For example

    Q1 - leather or plastic?
    Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
    Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?

    So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos

    You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha

    Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

  6. – Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

    – *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
    – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
    – Let's check! What about me?
    – You have not
    – Haha, wrong!
    – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

  7. MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

    Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".

  8. Hey girl, you single?

    Well you know what that means right? HAHA YOU'RE SINGLE!!


    \*Do take the L\*

  9. Works 100% of the time.

    Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
    her: haha really?
    him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
    her: what
    him: she was reallllly into incest,
    profit

  10. I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

    Give me your best, or worst haha.

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Oh you depressed?
Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!