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Top 13 Haha Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Haha pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

    "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
    -"Haha whats that?"
    "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

    Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

  2. Haha jokes on you

    I'm the joke

  3. Are you the choker?

    Cause you got crazy looks and you leave me breathless



    haha get it... because that kinda sounds like joker - don't worry I'm already leaving

  4. Pickup line for an Eva?

    I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!

  5. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  6. And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

    Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

  7. Oh you depressed?

    Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

  8. I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

    Give me your best, or worst haha.

  9. MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

    Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".

  10. Works 100% of the time.

    Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
    her: haha really?
    him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
    her: what
    him: she was reallllly into incest,
    profit

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What is a Haha pickup line?

Funny haha pickup lines

– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)
– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

Hey girl, you single?

Well you know what that means right? HAHA YOU'RE SINGLE!!


\*Do take the L\*

Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!