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Top 14 haha Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Haha chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

    "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
    -"Haha whats that?"
    "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

    Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

  2. Pickup line using lyft

    Someone help me with a pickup line using lyft as the subject, I matched on tinder with a girl I gave a lyft ride to haha. Thanks

  3. Pickup line for an Eva?

    I need it pretty quick haha. Thanks!

  4. And damn, my continent would totally subduct under yours

    Said to me by some chick on tinder haha

  5. *1st message* Happy Monday! *2nd message* Haha.

    Worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl

  6. I searched this subreddit, and there is nothing for the name Danica!

    Give me your best, or worst haha.

  7. How to respond to this shit-test?

    This girl is testing my reaction. I've been chatting with her for the past 3 days on the app. So far we've been exchanging non-sexual messages but finally, this was thrown and **I don't know how to properly respond to her**.


    **Context is**: She said the other day she dreamed about my country and I asked her what that dream was about. She replied as follows:


    "Oh..haha..I don't remember that well..but it was little bit weird..like more dreams together haha..it was in nature and there were lot of people standing in formation (including me) in the traditional clothes lol! I don't know what we were doing xD and then we went walk to mountains where were such asian houses haha..and in the end umm there was little hot scene with boy..omg..that's so stupid and embarrassing I'm laughing on that dream xDxD


    Please suggest me some good ways to respond to this

  8. Works 100% of the time.

    Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
    her: haha really?
    him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
    her: what
    him: she was reallllly into incest,
    profit

  9. Hey girl, you single?

    Well you know what that means right? HAHA YOU'RE SINGLE!!


    \*Do take the L\*

  10. Oh you depressed?

    Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

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Ask three questions - brainstorming
Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?

For example

Q1 - leather or plastic?
Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?

So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos

You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha

Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?"
– I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not
– Let's check! What about me?
– You have not
– Haha, wrong!
– Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".

Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!