Top 50 Kinda Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kinda pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

\*after hearing his/her answer\*

Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.
Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here
Roses are red, violets kinda suck

I like spaghetti, let's go fuck
You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!
There’s a cutie among us

And you’re looking kinda sus
Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.
I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.
You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.

Funny kinda pickup lines

This one worked for me but it's kinda specific
No wonder you're an artist because you keep drawing me in.

Hey girl you kinda remind me of the Minneapolis Wendy’s

Flaming hot

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

What’s your favorite number?

You: Your phone number cause I kinda want it

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

Are you my appendix?
Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

Are u a catfish...

Because this fish is kinda tasty

Hey girl, are you a poetry?

Cuz u seems like you're some kinda emotion, which is alluring and yet obscure at the same time.

Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.

Hey girl, are you my morning's cup of coffee?

Cuz I kinda feel like, I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right...

But I think you're kinda my type

walk into store Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10
You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

You like 80s movies?

Cuss I'm gonna *die hard* for you because of this *fatal attraction* it's kinda *risky business* if you know what I mean *karate kid part iii*

Your legs seem kinda tired...

Wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))

Its kinda dirty... But whatever

My dick wants to quarantine inside you

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

Ay gurl, there is a lake called titticaca in bolivia,

Kinda reminds me when I think of you

Rose's are red violets are blue

I think I kinda like you

Hey I’m kinda like an advertisement

Over in 30 seconds and you have no idea what I’m about

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)

Are you a steak

Because finding someone as pretty as you is kinda rare.