Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

I am normally a coffee kinda guy

But you are definitely my cup of tea.

Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

My pants are kinda uncomfortable

Mind if I get in yours?

Juri: I kinda like you. Enough to want to bloody you even more!

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your b**... 2nite.

Hey my hands are kinda cold

Can you warm mine up with yours?

Hey girl you kinda remind me of the Minneapolis Wendy’s

Flaming hot

"Are you a Weeknd song? Because even on my darkest days, you're the melody that lights up my soul."

"Your smile lit up the party last night, brighter than any Persian star I've ever seen."

"Your timid charm is enchanting, and your hidden wild side makes you the most alluring mystery to unravel."

"Our paths crossed at the party, can we weave a Persian tapestry where our stories intertwine?"

"Remember our sparks at that party? Your Iranian glow lit up the room brighter than any disco ball."

"Your obsession with me is flattering, but how about we evolve it into a beautiful love story together?"

"Apologies for my late response, but like a fine wine, I promise I'm worth the wait."

I'm getting kinda hungry. Wanna have s**...? (Female Praying Mantis)

"Was it the Iranian party or your smile that left me more dazzled? I couldn't tell because both were equally electrifying!"

"Ah, am I being too predictable? Let's see if I can keep you guessing!"

"Are you a Persian rug? Because every party I go to, I can't take my eyes off your intricate patterns."

"In that black shirt and blue jeans, you're giving mirrors a reason to reflect perfection."

"Kinda cringey, kinda fun, wanna share some puns and turns out we might be the perfect ones?"

"My hair may be dirty blonde but it's not as mesmerizing as your brown eyes, kinda like Batman lost in a mystery."

"Just enjoying the tranquility of the night, perfect for a soulful playlist. Have you ever discovered a new song during your late-night adventures?"

"Your shy glances are quietly seductive, but I see that spark in your eyes promising a wild ride."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl with an innocent look but a wild spirit like yours."

"Your beauty outshined everything at the party, how about we continue where we left off... in private?"

"Is it my charm or your shockingly stunning beauty that's left us both speechless?"

"Did you just zap me? Because your spark has positively electrified my heart!"

"Challenging and unpredictable? Sounds like my kinda ride, as long as you're worth it.😏"

"Did we meet at a party or was it a spice market? Because our conversation was hotter than Iranian saffron."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I need to know if gravity treats everyone as harshly as it treats me."

"Is your playlist missing a track? Because I can't feel my face when I'm not with you, just like The Weeknd."

"Are you a game controller? Because I'd love to press all your buttons and explore your hidden levels."

"You're a night owl? Mystery and coffee? Now that's a dangerously attractive combination. Let's see who can stay up the latest."

"Hey, I apologize if it seemed that way. Not my intention at all. Let's reset and get back on the positive track, deal?"

"Well, I'm kinda like a Genshin Impact character - hard to get but totally worth the journey!"

"Your curves in that outfit are turning this mirror into the hottest reality show."

"The night sky must be jealous tonight, because your black dress outshines even the tallest stars."

"Are you wearing a black dress or is it just the night sky, because every tall, beautiful star seems to be right here?"

"I like to think of it as peeling back layers, each revealing something more delicious. Kinda how I'm feeling about our conversation."

"Is your hair as rebellious as you? Because that shade of pink is making my heart surrender."

"Late nights, huh? There's something mysteriously attractive about that. Maybe I should adjust my sleep schedule to match yours?"

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

"Did my belly just catch your eye? Don't worry, it's just the gravitational pull of my huge attraction for you."

"You may be shy on the surface, but I can't resist the enticing spark of boldness hidden behind your smile."

"Sorry I've been so busy, but not too busy to notice how stunning you are."

What’s your favorite number?

You: Your phone number cause I kinda want it

"Don't be taken aback, I just can't help but flirt when I'm around irresistible gorgeousness like yours."

"This black dress may be stunning, but it's your towering elegance that truly lights up the room."

"Your long, elegant stature is only surpassed by that enchanting black dress. How about we paint the town red tonight?"

"Is your dress made of black hole material? Because I can't escape your gravitational pull!"

"You're so tall, when you wore that black dress, I thought the night sky had descended to say hello!"

"If you're obsessed with me, then let's make it mutual, because enchantment hardly describes how I feel about you."

"Your Persian charm set the party on fire; care to turn up the heat with me again?"

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

"Just like the Weeknd, I can't feel my face when I'm with you - probably because you're breathtakingly stunning."

"Ah, a night owl we got here. I must admit, there's something quite attractive about a woman who owns the night."

"Even if you're shy, your eyes scream wild adventures. How about we explore those together?"

"Your Iranian elegance outshone everyone at the party. How about we make our own unforgettable memories tonight?"

"Sorry for the late reply, darling. I've been busy searching for a woman as captivating as you."

"Your black dress is beautiful, but it's your height that brings out its true essence."

"You're a sweet mystery; quiet on the surface but I bet beneath that innocence, you’re a wild secret waiting to be unraveled."

"Did we meet at a party or was it just magic when Iran into you yesterday?"

"You're incredibly talented and tall... kinda like the friendships I hope to build, wouldn't you agree?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, kinda like my social life.

"Wouldn't mind getting lost in the beauty of Iran, but I'd rather lose myself in your captivating eyes."