The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls at Tinder and chat

Top 50 kinda Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Kinda chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

    \*after hearing his/her answer\*

    Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  2. Roses are red, violets kinda suck

    I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  3. You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!

  4. Do you like bagels?

    Cuz you’re bae goals.


    (99% Tinder Success Rate)

    Side note: can we make (^^^) TSR a thing?
    I feel like Tinder is an appropriate tool to scale for success.
    Everyone’s got it... everyone shoots their shot....
    but how many of you take home the bacon?
    Are you, Bae Goalz?

    Or are you a stale muffin kinda guy?

  5. Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

  6. I am normally a coffee kinda guy

    But you are definitely my cup of tea.

  7. You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

  8. I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

  9. I'm gonna call heaven and tell 'em that an angel is missing, but I'm kinda hoping that you're a slut.

  10. Hey girl you kinda remind me of the Minneapolis Wendy’s

    Flaming hot

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What is a Kinda pickup line?

Latest kinda chat up lines

Clever way to get her phone number
Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

Are u a catfish...

Because this fish is kinda tasty

Hey girl, are you a poetry?

Cuz u seems like you're some kinda emotion, which is alluring and yet obscure at the same time.

Hey girl, are you my morning's cup of coffee?

Cuz I kinda feel like, I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.

Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right...

But I think you're kinda my type

*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10
You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

Its kinda dirty... But whatever

My dick wants to quarantine inside you

Your legs seem kinda tired...

Wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

Are you death?

Because I kinda fear you but most of the time I want you. But really is there any true meaning for my affection of you, I mean we are just two insignificant specks of dust in this cosmic plane of existence, so none of this really matters, you could say yes and that would give me momentary happiness, but in the end it truly doesn't matter. Our mutual love could end in happiness or depair but in the end, nothing truely matters, and if you say no I may be disappointed for a short while, but chances are I will just move on to the next potential mate because of my primal engineering.

Your hand looks kinda heavy

Want me to hold it for you

Rose's are red violets are blue

I think I kinda like you

Need a good one for a Holly

See, I thought "Holly shit, you're beautiful", but that's kinda shit

Does anybody have any Historical Pick-Up lines?

I'd prefer something related to the USSR or Nazi Germany, but I'm open to anything :)
I'd appreciate if it wasn't too overtly sexual, I'd like for it to be kinda sweet

Kinda works better on social media

Hey are you a nuke? Cause we don't need a match for you to blow.

Sorry.

Girl, your teeth are like the stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.

Are you the police?

Coz I know you aren't here for me but I am still kinda nervous

Are you a steak

Because finding someone as pretty as you is kinda rare.

Ay gurl, there is a lake called titticaca in bolivia,

Kinda reminds me when I think of you

I need a pickpuline for my girlfriend that's kinda that's sexy but also not too much

Please

Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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![img](lu7mutn38bd41)

**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

You look kinda like my first wife

But that’s weird cos I’ve never been married (yet)