Top 50 Kinda Pick Up lines

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1. If you were Pokemon, what type would you be?

   \*after hearing his/her answer\*
   
   Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

2. Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

   I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

3. Hey guys, I need some good ones

   So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy
   
   edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

4. Hey girl are you Jesus?…

   …cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.
   
   eh kinda works

5. You know Zoey you did look kinda cute in that Sailor Outfit!

6. There’s a cutie among us

   And you’re looking kinda sus

7. Hey girl you're a 10.

   But on the pH scale coz you're kinda basic.

8. Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

9. I am normally a coffee kinda guy

   But you are definitely my cup of tea.

10. Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

    Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

Funny kinda pickup lines

You're kinda like Wonder Woman. Because I always wonder about you woman.

I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...

My pants are kinda uncomfortable

Mind if I get in yours?

This one worked for me but it's kinda specific

No wonder you're an artist because you keep drawing me in.

Hey girl you kinda remind me of the Minneapolis Wendy’s

Flaming hot

Clever way to get her phone number
Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

What’s your favorite number?

You: Your phone number cause I kinda want it

Are you the bottom of my laptop?

Cause you're super hot and you're making me kinda nervous

You and I are kinda like a Minecraft server

We are meant 2B2gether.

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

Are you my appendix?

Because I don't really understand how you work but there's this weird feeling in my stomach that kinda makes me want to take you out

Are u a catfish...

Because this fish is kinda tasty

I can’t lie this is kinda dangerous

Because you got hella curves and I ain’t got no brakes

Hey girl, are you a poetry?

Cuz u seems like you're some kinda emotion, which is alluring and yet obscure at the same time.

Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.

Hey girl, are you my morning's cup of coffee?

Cuz I kinda feel like, I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

Roses are blue, violets are red, I'm not sure if I'm doing this right...

But I think you're kinda my type

*walk into store* Do you have dates here?

Employee: Sure. Aisle 10
You: That's kinda far. Can I just have one with you?

Are you the choker?

Cause you got crazy looks and you leave me breathless



haha get it... because that kinda sounds like joker - don't worry I'm already leaving

You like 80s movies?

Cuss I'm gonna *die hard* for you because of this *fatal attraction* it's kinda *risky business* if you know what I mean *karate kid part iii*

Your legs seem kinda tired...

Wanna rest them on my shoulders ;))

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Kinda weak, but it's gotten me laid more than once.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, which is kinda the same thing.