Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

They says tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.

Wanna fight?

Are you a university degree?

Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom

Are you the capitol?

Because I wanna bust inside you

I heard kissing is the language of love so...

Do you wanna start a conversation?

Hey girl, are you an oven?

Cause I wanna melt inside you

Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start s**...

Hey beautiful,I think you are a hotel room?

Cause I wanna be inside you for just one night ;)

Did you know the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body?

Wanna wrestle?

Are you a washing machine?

Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

Are you my guitar?

Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

I heard the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body… wanna wrestle?

My friends bet i can't talk to the prettiest girl

Wanna use their money to buy drinks?

Are you sugar?

Because you're sweet and I wanna spoon you.

If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

Which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out

I wanna cry with you but we can't

Because when we are together we wouldn't be sad

Can I be your mask?

Cause' I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.

Hey girl are you a car?

Because I wanna put my bags in your trunk.

Hey, are you moon?

Cz I wanna land on you.

Are you a cup of yogurt

Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides

Are you a build-a-bear?

Cause I wanna stuff you myself

Are you a minecraft dog

Cuz I wanna tame you with my bone

Hey girl, are you Nord VPN

Cuz I wanna tunnel through your private network.

Are you milk?

Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter

Hey girl are you a protein shake

Coz i wanna share you with my gym buddies

Are you the cold side of the pillow?

Because I wanna burry my face inside you.

Are you a toast?

Cause I wanna spread something something all over you

I hope you like kids...

Cause I wanna turn your throat into a daycare

Hey, are you a potato?

Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut

Girl are you an oreo?

Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside

I wanna be superhero,

Sould i be Spiderman, Batman or Yourman?

Wanna play carnival?

You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

Hey girl, are you a pillow

Cause I wanna flip you over and dig my face in you

Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle?

Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

edit: this isn't original btw, so no credit goes to me

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

Are you a gun

Cause I wanna put you in my mouth

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

Like i usually do With me sister..

Are you a guitar?

Cause I wanna grab you by the neck and finger you.

Are you a coconut?

Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out

Wanna play a game of heads and tails?

You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

Are you a twin tower?

Cause I wanna hit it twice, then never see you again

Are you a toaster

Cause I wanna go take a bath with you

Hey girl are you a map

Because I wanna spread your body on the table

Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

Are you the ice age baby’s neck?

Because I really wanna but my hands around you

Hey girl are you an LMG?

Cause I wanna fill you with religious intent

Hey are you my appendix?

Cuz I’m not completely sure how you work but I have this weird feeling in my gut that makes me wanna take you out.

Are you a mask?

Cos I wanna wrap your legs around my face.

Are you the Force?

Because I wanna "be with you"

There are 14 billion legs approximately in this world,

But I just wanna be between yours.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb?

Cause I wanna take you out

Let’s play k**...…

…cuz i wanna get under a white sheet with you

i’m sorry

Are you lightning?

Because I wanna make you McQueen
…
…
KACHOW!

(insert gif of lightning McQueen)

Are you an Oxymeter

Coz I wanna put my finger in you

You can call me Charlie…

Cuz I wanna own your chocolate factory.

Are you an elevator?

Cause I wanna go up and down inside you

Hey Girl are you butter?

Hey Girl are you butter? Cause I wanna spread you on my meat.

Are you a plugged in toaster , cause I wanna take a bath with you

Are you a Minecraft smoker??

Cuz I wanna put my raw meat in you

Hey baby are you code? Because I wanna put my 1 in your 0

Are you a test crash vehicle?

Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Are you a dinner bell? Because I wanna kiss you till everyone comes.

Would you believe me if I told you I'm a surgeon?

I'm not, but I still wanna dig in your guts for a few hours.

Hey Boy are you my period?

because you are annoying as h**... but i still wanna see you regularly

Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets

Are you corn?

Cause i wanna stalk you

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


A girl like you is hard to find

Is that Africa in your pants?

Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute

Do you wanna workout?

Are you a guitar?

Because I wanna play with you and hear how you sound

Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

Her: Ok

You: Actually I can't

Her: Why not?

You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

Is your name James?

Because I wanna bond :)

I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen

Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Or/do u wanna be my gf?
if she says no u can always save it by saying ‘is it not scary enough for u?’

Are you made of soil?

Cause i wanna plant my seed in your hole

Roses are red, the Ukraine's flag is yellow and blue.

Roses are red, the Ukrainian flag is yellow and blue.
If Putin nukes us all tonight, I wanna die next to you.

Hey girl are u a Moon?

Cuz i wanna land on you

Hey girl, are you the archduke of Austria on the day of june 28, 1914?

Cuz I wanna take you out

Hey girl are you kali linux?

Cuz I wanna use you for p**... testing

What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.

Wanna see my pet tortoise?

Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?

Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

Wanna see my badges?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

Hey, wanna help me rebuild my clan?

Are you a phoenix, 'cause you look like you wanna get down.

Hey baby, wanna hear me talk at you for hours?

You wanna feel my plume?

Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

Hey I'm good ol' JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.

My sonic screwdriver has a vibrate function. Wanna see?

Hey Girl! My space ship is ready.

Wanna ride?

Hey babe, wanna check out my life jacket tan?

Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...

Do you like LEGO? 'cause I wanna build a world with you.

Hey baby, wanna drink from the fountain of youth?

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

I wanna take a ride on your discostick.

One camel to another... Wanna h**...?

15 Billion Legs in the world

And i just wanna be between yours.

Hi dollface, wanna come uplines and let me park my throbbing spaceship in your steaming volcano?

Oh you dance? You wanna go do some contact improv in my bed?

Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?

Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?

Honey you're so hot, i wanna set you up and use you as my stove.

So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.

Girl, are you a school?

I just really wanna shoot some kids inside you.

Hey girl… I wanna see if I can make you Squirtle.

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

Girl are you lighting? because I wanna make you McQueen

You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.

Do you wanna go some place quiet, so we can talk?

I'm a very taco-tive person.

Wanna' come to my mansion and check out my "gun collection"?