Top 30 Weren Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weren pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weren conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I gotta question

   Apple Music or Spotify
   Did you see the glitch earlier?
   
   
   You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

2. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

3. Weren’t we married in a previous life?

4. I’m sad, I went to go grab a snack from the fridge

   And you weren’t there

5. Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

6. Hey there. If you weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating you.

7. Hey are you the booster shot?

   Cause the first two weren’t that great, but you really make me feel different!

8. I just read a list called "100 things you must do before you die"

   I'm surprised you weren't one of them

9. Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

   Her: Uhm I’m not
   
   You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were
   
   Boom*

10. This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

    Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

Funny weren pickup lines

You know I’m a little disappointed
I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

I wanted to go see a movie with you

But then I remembered we weren't allowed to bring snacks.

I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify...

Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.

(Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"

Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren't a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.

I would Thoreau-ly enjoy it if this library weren't so Wald-en. Why don't you get some fresh air and go out with me?

I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.

If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't… the colors weren't beautiful enough.

When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.

Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?

Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!

Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.