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Top 50 Wouldn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wouldn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. I wanna cry with you but we can't

    Because when we are together we wouldn't be sad

  3. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  4. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  5. Are you a GME stonk?

    Because i wouldn't sell you at any price

  6. If i got a dollar for everytime i think of you, i wouldn't get taxed in the US

  7. Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

  8. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

  9. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  10. Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

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Funny wouldn pickup lines

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

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Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

If you were a mineral I’d be a geologist

Because I wouldn’t take you for granite

It wouldn't be like drinking your blood for instance..

Does your ass come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.

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I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

You know, if stares could kill...

I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

Hey do you like Harry Potter?

I wouldn’t mind Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets.

I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!