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Top 50 Wouldn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Wouldn chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  3. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  4. Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

  5. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

  6. No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

  7. Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

  8. Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

  9. Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.

  10. Girl, are you the NSA? Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

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Funny wouldn pickup lines

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

I wouldn't mind eating your cherry.

Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

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If you were a mineral I’d be a geologist

Because I wouldn’t take you for granite

It wouldn't be like drinking your blood for instance..

Does your ass come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

If I was the grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I would steal you.

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

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Working Wouldn tinder opener

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!

Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

I wouldn't mind being trapped in Purgatory with you for a year.

I’m lactose intolerant,

But I wouldn’t mind your cream

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

I mean besides that last name.

Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?