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80 Wouldn Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 wouldn pick up lines for her and flirty wouldn rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about wouldn that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your wouldn rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny wouldn pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty wouldn joke for a great chat response.

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A good Wouldn pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. I wanna cry with you but we can't

    Because when we are together we wouldn't be sad

  3. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  4. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine kiss by going too fast either.

  5. You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.

    And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.

  6. Are you a GME stonk?

    Because i wouldn't sell you at any price

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What is a good Wouldn pickup line?

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Short and cute wouldn pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about wouldn are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If i got a dollar for everytime i think of you, i wouldn't get taxed in the US

Wouldn't you like to feel the force flowing within you?

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

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Smooth Wouldn pickup line

Are you a test?

Because I wouldn't ever cheat on you.

Hey girl if we were the only two people left alive after the zombie apocalypse I wouldn't be sad at all.

Hey missy, I wouldn't mind throwin a lasso around your boots and a pullin you this a way.


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Cheesy wouldn Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind s**... on your neck tonight.

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

I wouldn't mind eating your cherry.

Wouldn't mind doing some cross training with you!

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.


If you were a mineral I’d be a geologist

Because I wouldn’t take you for granite

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Working Wouldn tinder opener

Does your kiss come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

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Funny wouldn Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Wouldn conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.

If I was the grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I would steal you.

If you were on Titanic, it wouldn't have hit iceberg and sunk.

Because the iceberg would have melted after seeing you.

I'm good at algebra.

I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Hey girl, I wouldn't lift a finger on you, unless it's a middle one, to finger you.


If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

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Clever wouldn Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Wouldn hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If you were a piece of content, I wouldn't share you with anyone else.

Wouldn't mind having to re-take you girl.

You know, if stares could kill...

I wouldn't mind being taken out by you.

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

Do not make us angry. You wouldn't like us when we're angry...or h**....

Girl, are you the NSA?

Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Do you know that I am a mechanic? I wouldn't mind changing your fluids.

Hey girl, if you were a piece of content, I wouldn’t want to share you with anyone.


I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

Hey do you like Harry Potter?

I wouldn’t mind Slytherin into your Chamber of Secrets.

Girl, did you drop something? Because here's the $100 that my friend bet that you wouldn't go out with me tonight.

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Smooth wouldn Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Wouldn pickup lines make her give you her number.

Do you have cookies? I wouldn't mind your milk all over my face.

I wouldn't mind being trapped in Purgatory with you for a year.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

I'm not suicidal, but if you're the cliff,

I know i wouldn't hesitate to leap into the abyss.

I’m lactose intolerant,

But I wouldn’t mind your cream

What's the difference between you and a Toaster? I wouldn't put my D in a toaster.

If you were a pencil, I wouldn't be able to use you. Because you're no number 2, you're my number 1!

Hey girl i have never been in a car crash before

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

I have never been a mechanic...

But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids


I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

If we had a staring contest..

I would win cause I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off you 🥰

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Flirty wouldn Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Wouldn pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I wouldn’t change a thing about you.

I mean besides that last name.

Yes I drink blood. You wouldn’t happen to be menstruating now, would you?

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

Hey girl, I wouldn't mind eating your pie.

Hey girl are you the coronavirus?

Because if I had you, I wouldn't leave the house for 2 weeks either

Are you the government
Cause I wouldn’t mind getting f***ed by you

Eating you wouldn't be considered as cannibalism

It's called having a sweet tooth

If god didn’t want us to f*ck

He wouldn’t have made you so Holy.

If I had a nickel for every time you made me smile

I wouldn't be Nicholas...


<NFSW> Girl,Are you a prison bar?

Cause I wouldn’t mind going behind you ;)

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I wouldn’t be as good as Thanos

Because I wouldn’t even think of dropping you off of a cliff

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Cringe wouldn Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

If we dated, lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

If i could only bring 3 things with me to a deserted Island

I wouldn’t care about the other 2 as long as i had you with me

Hey girl, are you a warehouse?

Cuz I wouldn’t mind if you held my junk

What’s the difference between you and cosmopolitan ice cream?

If the ice cream was sitting on my face I wouldn’t be able to keep the pink and brown separate.

Are you a mummy?

Cause I wouldn't mind getting wrapped up into you.

Even if I fell, you wouldn't help.
Because if you did, I'll fall for you again.

If you were a YouTube ad

I wouldn’t skip

Aye girl, are you covid

Coz if I got you I wouldn't leave the house for 3 months

If your number was a virus

I wouldn't mind getting it


What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

In Conclusion

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