Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?

How do you get a penguin’s attention?

It’s easy; you just gotta break the ice

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

Did you sit down in sugar?

Cause you gotta sweet ass

Hey girl is your left leg the church and your right leg the state?

Because they gotta be separated

Girl is your ass a citadel? Cause when you drop that next to me I gotta make a move.

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

Go out with me. Because we gotta row with it.

My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...

Girl are you from Tennessee? Because I’ve got a 10 incher that you gotta see.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

If you got a big d**..., let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

Baby you so stacked that when I'm on top of you, I gotta move.

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

I gotta p**... some of this stuff.

Are you an Omega 3? Cause you gotta Fatty Acid

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that p**... ate

Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.

"Just like you value cleanliness, I value honesty and authenticity. Can we start this journey of mutual respect together?"

Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

"Are you a hygienist? Because your standards of cleanliness make me want to explore all your depths."

"Well, I specialize in turning frowns upside-down. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it!

Girl, you've got me feeling like I must own an extraordinarily popular Vietnamese restaurant

Cause I've gotta phở queue

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

"Your commitment to cleanliness is a turn-on, makes me crave for an exclusive tour of your immaculate paradise."

"Absolutely, though I've gotta say a chisel sounds more elegant. It's all in the finesse, don't you think?"

"Are you a Pokeball, Maja? Because whenever I look at you, I can't help but think 'I've gotta catch Eevee!'"

Do you mind taking a picture together

Cause I gotta show my family what my future girlfriend looks like

Your legs remind me of an unfinished Oreo..

All I gotta do is split them and make you cream.

(Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

"I'm a part-time superhero, gotta stay energized for my midnight rescue missions. You never know when a cat will get stuck in a tree."

"Well, cleanliness is next to godliness, right? I'd be delighted to worship at your temple anytime."

"Are you a white tee? Because I can't imagine getting you dirty, only loveloveloving you."

"I must admit, your impeccable standards are as attractive as you, ever thought of a man who matches them?"

"Your cleanliness mantra is impressive! How about we discuss more over some hygienically prepared dinner?"

You're like my math assignment

Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

"Gotta love a 'big assmarried womanwinker'. Is that like a cross between Wonder Woman and a cheeky pirate?"

Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

"I may not be a white tee, but I promise to never leave you dirty, only shower you with love."

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

"Wow, you're certainly making strides to sweep me off my feet! Gotta love a man who knows his way around puns and shoe sizes."

"Horny? You mean like a unicorn? 'Cause I gotta admit, our chat is starting to feel pretty magical!"

"Gotta say, your abs shine brighter than any package I've ever received. How about we do some delivery in private?"

"I admire your high maintenance; how about we raise the bar in love too?"

"They say love stains harder than dirt, so how about we try getting those white tees a little messy together?"

"Does your pursuit of cleanliness extend to relationships? Because my intentions are as pure as your hygiene standards."

Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.

Babe I gotta avoid you :(

You're so sweet and I'm diagnosed with diabetes.

Girl are you a subway

Cause the judge ordered you gotta give me a footlong

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you

"They say hygiene is a virtue. Lucky for you, I've always admired a lady who values virtue."

Are you a bathroom? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I gotta pee pee.

No n**... texts, I gotta give straight to your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Gotta go now, can’t talk to you.

Can someone please give me one for a sweet girl named Jordyn.

She's out of my league. Gotta have a good one

If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!

Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no?

You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

Hey girl you can call me subway

Cause ive gotta footlong

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

World's going extinct, let's live like today's the end...

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed 🤪

- Day 41

Are you Garbage

Cause I gotta take you out everydayy.

Don’t ever say you’re trash

Unless I gotta take you out

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her