How do you get a penguin’s attention?

It’s easy; you just gotta break the ice

Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

Did you sit down in sugar?

Cause you gotta sweet ass

Hey girl is your left leg the church and your right leg the state?

Because they gotta be separated

Girl is your ass a citadel? Cause when you drop that next to me I gotta make a move.

Not my faut that my d**... out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the boobs. (Juice)

Go out with me. Because we gotta row with it.

My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...

Girl are you from Tennessee? Because I’ve got a 10 incher that you gotta see.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

If you got a big d**..., let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)

You gotta be part Medusa, because you're making part of me rock hard.

Baby you so stacked that when I'm on top of you, I gotta move.

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

"Do you believe in love at first fluster? Because you've got my heart doing somersaults!"

You gotta go hard to get it all the way in.

I gotta p**... some of this stuff.

Don't worry, I've got my body surveillance schedule all set up! Gotta keep an eye on this masterpiece at all times, right? 😂

Just trying to give Evilphuck a taste of their own medicine! Gotta keep them in check. 😈

Are you a history buff? Because I'm like polio - gotta make sure I leave a lasting impression!

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

Right? Gotta bring the good vibes! If you were a comedian, what would your signature joke be? 😄

Hey there, care to show me your dominant side? I'm intrigued by a strong and confident woman like yourself.

Gotta admit, I was banking on your sense of humor. Maybe I'll have to come up with a more original opening next time!

Are you an Omega 3? Cause you gotta Fatty Acid

Haha, I like to keep Evilphuck on their toes! Gotta maintain that air of mystery, you know? 😏

Oh, you want me to work for it? I hope you're prepared for the grandest performance of all time! 🎩

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

It was all part of my master plan to keep you on your toes. Gotta keep the element of surprise, right? 😉

Haha, sure, but only if we can have a pillow fight first! Gotta keep it PG! 😜

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that p**... ate

Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.

Haha, cheeky! But hey, gotta give credit where it's due, right? So, what else makes you clap? 😜

Thanks! I try to keep things sweet. Gotta make sure I bring my A-game for someone as charming as you!

"Just like you value cleanliness, I value honesty and authenticity. Can we start this journey of mutual respect together?"

"Are you a hygienist? Because your standards of cleanliness make me want to explore all your depths."

"Are you a treasure? Because I feel like I just found the most precious gem in the room."

Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

"Well, I specialize in turning frowns upside-down. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it!

Just trying to spice things up a bit! Gotta keep things interesting, right? Who do you think will win?

Girl, you've got me feeling like I must own an extraordinarily popular Vietnamese restaurant

Cause I've gotta phở queue

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

"I can't help but wonder what other sides of you I haven't seen yet. Care to show me?"

"Your commitment to cleanliness is a turn-on, makes me crave for an exclusive tour of your immaculate paradise."

Gotta keep you on your toes! Expect the unexpected with me. 😏 Where do we go from here?

"Like a white tee, you're perfect in simplicity, babe. Let's not make it dirty unless that's what we aim for."

"Are you a magician? Because every time you smile, my heart does a disappearing act!"

"Are you a sub? Because I can't wait to explore all your hidden desires with you."

"If I keep making you flustered, we might need to find a private spot to cool down together."

"Absolutely, though I've gotta say a chisel sounds more elegant. It's all in the finesse, don't you think?"

Haha, well, gotta enjoy life while we can, right? Who knows when a meteor might hit us during finals week! 🌠

Oh, you definitely are missing out! The flavors, the spices, the cheesy goodness... it's a whole new world of deliciousness! You gotta try it!

Are you a bathroom? Because I can see the "restroom" in your eyes... and I gotta go!

"Sounds tempting! Just know I’m not easy to bite—gotta earn every inch! What’s your strategy? 😏"

Well, you never know when you might need to open a pickle jar in the middle of the night! Gotta be prepared for anything, right? 🥒💪

Your legs remind me of an unfinished Oreo..

All I gotta do is split them and make you cream.

(Came up with it myself wanted opinions..)

Do you mind taking a picture together

Cause I gotta show my family what my future girlfriend looks like

"Are you a Pokeball, Maja? Because whenever I look at you, I can't help but think 'I've gotta catch Eevee!'"

"Is it bad that I’m starting to feel like your message is like a rare Pokémon? Gotta catch it... or at least respond! 😂"

"I'm a part-time superhero, gotta stay energized for my midnight rescue missions. You never know when a cat will get stuck in a tree."

Tex Mex is a game-changer! The sizzling fajitas, the mouthwatering quesadillas... you've gotta experience it! Trust me, it's worth every bite!

"Haha, gotta keep you on your toes! Can't give away all my charm too soon. So, what's next in our thrilling chat saga?"

"I’d probably ask you if you’re using shampoo or just enjoying the bubbles—gotta get my priorities straight, right? 😂"

"That nose ring and those eyebrows are a killer combo—gotta ask, do you come with a boyfriend too?"

"Well, cleanliness is next to godliness, right? I'd be delighted to worship at your temple anytime."

"I’d be there with a rubber duck, conducting a very serious shower concert! You know, gotta set the mood! 🎤🦆"

"Are you a white tee? Because I can't imagine getting you dirty, only loveloveloving you."

"Your cleanliness mantra is impressive! How about we discuss more over some hygienically prepared dinner?"

Challenge accepted! I'll bring my A-game... and maybe a cheat code or two. Get ready to be impressed 😏

"I must admit, your impeccable standards are as attractive as you, ever thought of a man who matches them?"

Well, someone's gotta take out the trash, right? Don't worry, I'll make sure you stay fresh!

True, gotta make the most of it! But hey, who says we can't study AND have a good time? Multitasking for the win! 📚🥂

"Gotta love a 'big assmarried womanwinker'. Is that like a cross between Wonder Woman and a cheeky pirate?"

Don't worry, I've already called 911 just in case. Gotta be prepared for all that happiness-induced fainting, you know?

It's so late, even my grandma is sending me to bed. But hey, night owls gotta stick together, right?

Haha, I like to keep things snappy! Gotta leave you wanting more, right? So, see you later alligator! 🐊

Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

No n**... texts, I gotta give straight to your face. (Truth Hurts)

You're like my math assignment

Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

"Flustering you is my new favorite hobby; just let me know when you're ready for your next lesson."

Haha, black swimwear does sound sleek! I'd probably wear polka dots to the beach - gotta keep it fun! 🏖️

Well, my specialty is making sure all ice cream flavors taste like your favorite one. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it!

Thanks, but I've gotta say your smile lights up the screen. How about we take this conversation offline sometime?

"I may not be a white tee, but I promise to never leave you dirty, only shower you with love."

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

Hey, sometimes you just gotta follow your gut, right? Maybe I realized I was missing out on getting to know an awesome person like you!

Can't make any promises... I'm like a human weather machine! But hey, at least you'll never need an umbrella around me, right? 😂

Gotta keep evilphuck on their toes, you know? Life's too short for boring conversations. Tell me, what's your favorite way to unwind after a long day?

"Wow, you're certainly making strides to sweep me off my feet! Gotta love a man who knows his way around puns and shoe sizes."

"Horny? You mean like a unicorn? 'Cause I gotta admit, our chat is starting to feel pretty magical!"

You seem like someone who knows how to take charge. Care to lead the way and show me your dominance?

"Gotta say, your abs shine brighter than any package I've ever received. How about we do some delivery in private?"

Of course, bestie! I'm thinking matching friendship bracelets next. Gotta keep up that level of friendship goals! 😂

"They say love stains harder than dirt, so how about we try getting those white tees a little messy together?"

That's the spirit! You gotta rule your own kingdom before inviting someone to share it with you. Confidence is key!

"I admire your high maintenance; how about we raise the bar in love too?"

Smooth operator over here! But hey, gotta keep up with the charm, right? What's something that always puts a smile on your face?

"Your submissive side must be as captivating as your smile. Care to show me more sometime?"

"Does your pursuit of cleanliness extend to relationships? Because my intentions are as pure as your hygiene standards."

Dad material, eh? Well, I do make a mean PB&J sandwich. That's gotta count for something, right?

You can just call me the DNR

Because I gotta start managing your wetlands

Totally get that! Gotta keep priorities straight. By the way, your perspective is refreshing. It’s nice to chat with someone who values balance!

"Haha, gotta keep you on your toes! But don't worry, I promise to stick around longer this time 😉"

Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.

Just thought it added a bit of mystery! Gotta keep things intriguing, right? So, what do you like to do for fun?

"Are you a dominant in the streets, but a submissive in the sheets? Because I'm intrigued by your versatility."

Babe I gotta avoid you :(

You're so sweet and I'm diagnosed with diabetes.

"Well, in that case, I guess I'll stop trying to impress you with my donut-eating skills. Gotta prioritize health, right?"

Well, I heard evilphuck is secretly a superhero villain in disguise. Gotta keep them on their toes! 😂

Haha, I'm rocking my finest penguin onesie. Gotta stay classy, you know? What about you, fashionista?

Girl are you a subway

Cause the judge ordered you gotta give me a footlong

Are you a bathroom? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I gotta pee pee.

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you

"They say hygiene is a virtue. Lucky for you, I've always admired a lady who values virtue."

No n**... texts, I gotta give straight to your face.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Gotta go now, can’t talk to you.

Can someone please give me one for a sweet girl named Jordyn.

She's out of my league. Gotta have a good one

If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!

Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no?

You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

Hey girl you can call me subway

Cause ive gotta footlong

Girl you gotta kid?

Because you like *ooh mama!*

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her

Hey are you Notre Dame?

Cause I gotta say it's getting hot in here

Is your daddy a baker?

Cause you gotta nice set of buns.

See a lot of people would

They wouldn't really like this you know
the i**... thing, but all I gotta say is
black cards matter

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Are you Garbage

Cause I gotta take you out everydayy.

If you don't like yourself, I can do it in your stead.

Else, you gotta share.