Top 50 gotta Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Gotta chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

You gotta cum inside!!!



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this blew up!!!!!!!!!

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Are you a mom character designed by Pixar?

Cause DAMN you gotta thicc ass
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.
You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
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Damn baby what's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.

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My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...

You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

You're like my math assignment
Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

You can just call me the DNR

Because I gotta start managing your wetlands

Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you

Can someone please give me one for a sweet girl named Jordyn.

She's out of my league. Gotta have a good one

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Gotta go now, can’t talk to you.

If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!

Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no?

You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

While walking by a girl talking loudly to a wing-woman (not your girlfriend) on the phone: "Yeah, just spit on your hand and grab it, or we could do it old-school....sorry gotta run baby..."

Followup: (to make it actually work, you gotta be in a great fucking mood, lighthearted, laughing, and smiling. This actually works better on confident smart sexy girls.



Then to the girl you want "Sorry, did you hear that? Fuck me, I was just fooling around with a friend. Would you like to talk with her? Why am I even asking you that, you don't know me.

By the way, you look ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE...MOSTLY (then laugh to yourself (only if she's really hot)). Anyway I was about to head out soon, but since I can see you want to buy me a drink, we're over there" and point to your friends.

Then leave and go back to your friends (if she doesn't stop you first) and ignore her 100%, but have your friends look over and smile at her occasionally while you have a raucous fun time.

She will have no fucking clue and will have to find out more. "Is everyone making fun of her?" When the drink arrives at your table... play it cool and don't go over, just buy her whatever she's drinking without ever looking at her. If she doesn't make the next move, you did something wrong and it's over, or she's boring and you never wanted her anyway.

Give it a go, she'll certainly remember you at the very least.

Girl you gotta kid?

Because you like *ooh mama!*

Hey girl you can call me subway

Cause ive gotta footlong

Don’t ever say you’re trash

Unless I gotta take you out

Are you Garbage

Cause I gotta take you out everydayy.

Is your daddy a baker?

Cause you gotta nice set of buns.

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Hey are you Notre Dame?

Cause I gotta say it's getting hot in here

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her