Top 50 Gotta Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Gotta chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

You gotta cum inside!!!



edit: oh shit for someone who's new

this blew up!!!!!!!!!

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Are you a mom character designed by Pixar?

Cause DAMN you gotta thicc ass
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause i gotta 10-4 you to me.
If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.
You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Just gotta new hip replacement. How's about you and me take it for spin?
Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.
Damn baby what's a guy gotta do to get into your mixing bowl.
My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...

Funny gotta pickup lines

You gotta hashtag to go with that tweet.

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Baby you gotta nice rear dividend.

Girl, I wanna take you to a museum.

Someone’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.
Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

You're like my math assignment

Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

Hey are you my taxes?

Cause I gotta do you before April 15th.

You can just call me the DNR

Because I gotta start managing your wetlands

Are you a dumpster

Because I gotta dump a load into you

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Gotta go now, can’t talk to you.

Can someone please give me one for a sweet girl named Jordyn.

She's out of my league. Gotta have a good one

Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no?

You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?

If you wanna get 100% completion, you gotta first get me to 100% completion!

Girl you gotta kid?

Because you like *ooh mama!*

Hey girl you can call me subway

Cause ive gotta footlong

Don’t ever say you’re trash

Unless I gotta take you out

Are you Garbage

Cause I gotta take you out everydayy.

Is your daddy a baker?

Cause you gotta nice set of buns.

Are you a college paper?

Because I gotta do you for hours straight.

Hey are you Notre Dame?

Cause I gotta say it's getting hot in here

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her