Top 29 Imma Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Imma pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Imma conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...
Worship you quietly and finger you all day
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I think i need a library card because imma check you out
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Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.
Cuz dat kiss is well rounded.
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Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home
Idk why I've never seen this one before.
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You can call me Jeffrey Dahmer
Cause imma eat you out
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Do you like seafood?
Cause imma give you crabs
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Hey are you late assignment
Cos imma take you home and do you all night long
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Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?
Cuz imma take you away from this place
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First time for me
Roses are red glasses tend to shatter
You're my sweetheart imma love you harder
Funny imma pickup lines
Are you Homework?
Cause imma spend all night doing you
Imma do you like my pinky toe
And kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.
Hey girl you like vitamin a?
Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.
Are you a Jeep?
Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.
Is it Thanksgiving
Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey
Are you the wifi?
Cuz imma get you to full bars
Let me be the Italy to your corona
Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)
Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?
Cuz imma make your litten squirtle
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Are you the glass on a fish tank?
Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
Call me MnM
Because Imma nut in your mouth
Hey girl, are you an Oreo?
Cause imma break you open and consume your insides
Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.
Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion
Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?
I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss