Top 36 Imma Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Imma pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Imma tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...
Worship you quietly and finger you all day
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I think i need a library card because imma check you out
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Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.
Cuz dat kiss is well rounded.
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Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.
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Are you wifi? Because Imma get you to full bars if I move closer to you.
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home
Idk why I've never seen this one before.
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You can call me Jeffrey Dahmer
Cause imma eat you out
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Imma put my ultralisk in your nydus canal.
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Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal: Imma add my cinnamon to your toast so I can hear it crunch.
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Turn around girl coz imma flash and bang you.
Working imma pickup lines
Girl, imma call you 9/11
Because after seeing you, I’ll never forget
Do you like seafood?
Cause imma give you crabs
Hey are you late assignment
Cos imma take you home and do you all night long
Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?
Cuz imma take you away from this place
First time for me
Roses are red glasses tend to shatter
You're my sweetheart imma love you harder
Girl, imma call you Dead Rat In My Coffee cuz you make me scream
Are you Homework?
Cause imma spend all night doing you
Imma do you like my pinky toe
And kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.
Hey girl you like vitamin a?
Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.
Are you a Jeep?
Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.
You can call me Sydney.
Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin
Is it Thanksgiving
Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?
Cuz imma make your litten squirtle
Hey girl, are you an Oreo?
Cause imma break you open and consume your insides
Are you the glass on a fish tank?
Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
Let me be the Italy to your corona
Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)
Are you an egg?
Cuz imma stab you
Are you the wifi?
Cuz imma get you to full bars
Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.
Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion
Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?
