Top 30 imma Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Imma chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...
Worship you quietly and finger you all day
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I think i need a library card because imma check you out
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Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.
Cuz dat ass is well rounded.
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Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.
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Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?
Cuz imma take you away from this place
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Are you Homework?
Cause imma spend all night doing you
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Imma do you like my pinky toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
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Hey girl you like vitamin a?
Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.
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Imma try this
Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.
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Are you a Jeep?
Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.
Latest imma chat up lines
I think you should call the PETA asap.
Cuz imma beat that pussy up :)
Are you my dick
Cause imma beat the fuck out of you
You can call me Sydney.
Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin
Is it Thanksgiving
Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey
Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?
Cuz imma make your litten squirtle
Let me be the Italy to your corona
Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)
Are you the wifi?
Cuz imma get you to full bars
Call me MnM
Because Imma nut in your mouth
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Hey girl, are you an Oreo?
Cause imma break you open and consume your insides
Are you an egg?
Cuz imma stab you
Knock knock (nsfw)..
Knock knock
Who's there
You
You who
You who, I wanna fuck you....
O man, this would never work. But imma give it a good try.
Are you the glass on a fish tank?
Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss
Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.
When the dick comes out, imma 8......
That ain’t no rating
Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!
Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion
Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?