Top 30 Imma Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Imma chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...
Worship you quietly and finger you all day
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Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that
Guaranteed to get you slapped
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I think i need a library card because imma check you out
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Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.
Cuz dat ass is well rounded.
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Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.
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Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?
Cuz imma take you away from this place
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Are you Homework?
Cause imma spend all night doing you
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Imma do you like my pinky toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
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Hey girl you like vitamin a?
Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.
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Are you a Jeep?
Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.
Funny imma pickup lines
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Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.
I think you should call the PETA asap.
Cuz imma beat that pussy up :)
Are you my dick
Cause imma beat the fuck out of you
You can call me Sydney.
Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin
Is it Thanksgiving
Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey
Call me MnM
Because Imma nut in your mouth
Girl are you a carbureted engine
Cause imma choke you
Are you an egg?
Cuz imma stab you
Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?
Cuz imma make your litten squirtle
Hey girl, are you an Oreo?
Cause imma break you open and consume your insides
Are you the glass on a fish tank?
Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
Let me be the Italy to your corona
Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)
Are you the wifi?
Cuz imma get you to full bars
I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss
Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.
Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.
Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!
Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion
Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?
When the dick comes out, imma 8......
That ain’t no rating