Top 36 Imma Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Imma pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

   Worship you quietly and finger you all day

2. Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

   Guaranteed to get you slapped

3. I think i need a library card because imma check you out

4. I am taco bell

   Because imma destroy your butt

5. Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.

   Cuz dat ass is well rounded.

6. Imma have to arrest you for arson

   Cos that arse on you is too fire

7. Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

8. Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home

   Idk why I've never seen this one before.

9. Damn girl, are you a pinata?

   CUZ imma need a blindfold to hit that.

10. Do you like seafood?

    Cause imma give you crabs

Funny imma pickup lines

Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?
Cuz imma take you away from this place

You can call me Boney M

Cause imma rasputin this dick in you

Are you Homework?

Cause imma spend all night doing you

Imma do you like my pinky toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Imma try this

Why would I never be a straight sailor? I hate sea-men and moby dick.

Are you a Jeep?
Cause imma ride you rough and put some miles on ya.

I think you should call the PETA asap.

Cuz imma beat that pussy up :)

You can call me Sydney.

Cause imma be sydneys nuts on your chin

Are you my dick

Cause imma beat the fuck out of you

Is it Thanksgiving

Cuz imma bout to stuff your turkey

Are you an egg?

Cuz imma stab you

Are you the wifi?

Cuz imma get you to full bars

Hey girl, arz you a pokemon?

Cuz imma make your litten squirtle

Let me be the Italy to your corona

Just like how Italians stole corona and spread it around , imma steal you and spread you;)

Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that

Hey girl, are you an Oreo?

Cause imma break you open and consume your insides

Call me MnM

Because Imma nut in your mouth

I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

Baby, you be Panama. And Imma underpay Irish workers to dig a trench through you.

Do you like Jalapenos?...Because in a minute imma be jalapeno pu**y.

Imma Hulk SMASH that pussy!

Imma call you minion ... And you shall be my minion

Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?