Top 15 Alright Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Alright pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Alright conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You are like the stars at night

   Because you make everything seem alright

2. Multicolored hair request

   Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.
   
   Thanks!

3. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

4. Would you like to know a little fact about me?

   I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

5. Roses are red, violets are blue. Life was alright, then I met you.

6. Alright here's another

   Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
   Girl:What?
   Can I get your phone number?

7. Things aren't so pretty

   And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side

8. "Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

   "Sure."
   
   "Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

9. Me: Close your eyes.

   Her: Alright.
   Me: What do you see?
   Her: Nothing?
   Me: You see my life without you.

10. Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.

Funny alright pickup lines

This one good?
In a hypothetical situation. If a below average guy were to walk up to you in... Lets say a bar, and ask you for your number, would you give it to him?

(if yes: Hi, my names X, nice to meet you.)

(if no: Alright, well i will be over there if you hypothetically change your mind.)

You wanna learn some Favonius Bladeworks?

Alright, I'll teach you...oh yes...I'll teach you alright...Mark my words!

For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)

Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?