Top 10 Alright Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Alright chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

2. Would you like to know a little fact about me?

   I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

3. Alright here's another

   Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
   Girl:What?
   Can I get your phone number?

4. "Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

   "Sure."
   
   "Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

5. Me: Close your eyes.

   Her: Alright.
   Me: What do you see?
   Her: Nothing?
   Me: You see my life without you.

6. Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.

7. This one good?

   In a hypothetical situation. If a below average guy were to walk up to you in... Lets say a bar, and ask you for your number, would you give it to him?
   
   (if yes: Hi, my names X, nice to meet you.)
   
   (if no: Alright, well i will be over there if you hypothetically change your mind.)

8. Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?

9. I'm a "walker" alright – A long, romantic walker.

10. For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)