Top 13 Alright Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Alright pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You are like the stars at night

   Because you make everything seem alright

2. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe. No, it's alright, I'll just go over there.

3. Would you like to know a little fact about me?

   I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

4. Alright here's another

   Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
   Girl:What?
   Can I get your phone number?

5. Things aren't so pretty

   And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side

6. "Hey, could you help me with a math question?"

   "Sure."
   
   "Alright. It's x+u=19. Now... I'm pretty sure x equals 9 because u sure are a 10."

7. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

   Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:
   
   Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
   To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
   So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.
   
   However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
   So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.
   
   But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.
   
   Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?
   
   [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]
   
   When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

8. Me: Close your eyes.

   Her: Alright.
   Me: What do you see?
   Her: Nothing?
   Me: You see my life without you.

9. Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.

10. This one good?

    In a hypothetical situation. If a below average guy were to walk up to you in... Lets say a bar, and ask you for your number, would you give it to him?
    
    (if yes: Hi, my names X, nice to meet you.)
    
    (if no: Alright, well i will be over there if you hypothetically change your mind.)

Funny alright pickup lines

I'm a "walker" alright – A long, romantic walker.

Alright girls, which one of you ordered a male stripper?

For you, I would walk a thousand miles. (Be Alright)