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Top 33 good night Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Good Night chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Excuse me, how many hours of sleep do you get at night? 20?

    I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  2. Goodnight, my prince, my love, my everything. Sleep well and dream of your princess.

  3. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  4. Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

  5. Are you a magnet cause I’m pulled in to you tonight.

  6. Good night! I shall miss you til morning.

  7. Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

  8. Goodnight I love you see you in the morning!

  9. Hello young lady, you could spam me throughout the night despite everything I wouldn’t unsubscribe.

  10. Good night, nice dreams, love and peace!

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Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.

I am always tired but never of you, good night!

Are you busy tonight at 4 AM?

Tonight, I'll fall asleep with you in my heart!

I didn't want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.

Oh i will sleep to my heart's content! hope to see you in my dreams.

Every day I love you more than yesterday. Sweet dreams.

I hope you’ve good balance, cause you’ll be ridin bareback all night.

I’d walk a million miles to sleep with you tonight.

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Here are some more straightforward openers for the slightly faint-of-heart:
• Do you mind if I flirt with you for awhile?
• Excuse me, I think it's time we met.
• So, do you know any good pick-up lines?
• Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?
• How hard would it be to talk you into dancing with me?
• You look like you could use some company.
• Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
• You are too beautiful for me not to talk to.
The lines might be fun to try — say, on a bet — but any canned come-on should be a last resort if your hope is to start a relationship beyond a one-night stand, says relationship coach Toni Coleman, a relationship coach in McLean, Va. "When we think of a line, right away we think insincere, canned, something that's used on everybody," Coleman explains — and that's a far cry from the special way we want to feel.
A compliment on a woman's smile or her clothes might be all it takes to win her heart, says Coleman, or try a time-tested opener of the simplest kind: "Hi, how are you?" or "Hi, my name is ..."

Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!

Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!

Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309

Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!

Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)

Opening line that is working for me in that "no info" situation on Tinder.

I've always had a tough time with starting a conversation when the profile match is a single picture with no profile info whatsoever-- there's just nothing to go on, nothing to connect to or make a joke about. Whatever I've come up with in the past, I've rarely gotten a reply in that "no info" situation, and I always just sit there befuddled about what to say.

Last week I matched with a smoking hot girl and just couldn't think of anything to say so I let it linger all day... finally that night I decided on something simple but waited to contact her the next morning. At 7:30am I wrote her a message: "Good Morning, Alex. I hope you have a lovely day." By 10:30 she had messaged back "Thanks! You too!" and the conversation started rolling. We went out that weekend and had a blast and have another date set for next weekend. I tried the approach with a new match this morning and it worked again... It seems that waiting to start conversation the morning after a match is made with something simple and friendly, (and that being the first thing they see when they open the app for the day) seems to be working like a charm (so far.) Just wanted to share this with anyone struggling with how to get a conversation rolling.

Hold my hands. We shall touch the sky. In our dreams we're together. In reality we're forever.

Hey girl do you work at Chic Fil A?

Cuz i could use that good service all night

Trust me it's good

Me: Scuse me miss but are you a highway

Her: hm?

Me: cuz I wanna ride u all night long

I need a bro

Ok so last night I was all alone at the bar. Let's just say my friends were too busy to hang out. There were couple of good groups of girls. Being all alone I couldn't man up and talk to the girls. It is just me who feel little awkward to talk to girls when alone at a pub or bad?

The fun of false assumption in conversation

I don't know how to describe this style of conversation but I'll just put it as "assuming" style of conversation. When I use this method, I get more positive reactions from girls. What I meant by this assuming style is, Let's say, this girl said she's gonna be at a night club and later on, the clock hits 4 in the morning and I'm home. I could text her like, "Are you having fun in the night club?" And she could just reply with one word "Yes" or "No". But when I just **assume** something and send her a text like, "Did you have fun in the night club?", something interesting happens like, she sent me a drunk voice message to me which is far better than just text saying "yes" or "no". Instead of her saying "no", she wanted to show me that she was still having a party. Do you follow what I'm conveying here? False assumption can create an interesting situation is what i'm saying.


I'm not here to say I'm a master of this assuming conversation style. I'm more like, here to ask "I think this style is pretty good esp when the conversation with this chick is about to die." **"Are there any PUA materials that deal with this type of style?"**


Hope you guys get what I'm trying to ask here.

That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink.
It’s enjoyable.
I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit.

But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye.

I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice.

One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about.

A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different.

So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time.

Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you can’t just say “hey, I’m not a rapist”, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't.

After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that."

My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again.

Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me".

That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip".

She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride.

The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption?

I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.

You're like a good production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. You both have a nice Bottom.

I hope you've good balance, because you'll be riding bareback all night.

Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

Good thing that's not a wood detector, 'cause you'd keep me here all night.

Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow (Romeo and Juliet)