The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Kiss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kiss pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Kiss conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You remind me of my pinky toe

    Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  3. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  4. Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

    Let’s go work out

  5. Can I give you an Australian kiss?

    It’s like a French kiss, but Down Under!

  6. Do you want to try an Australian kiss?

    It's like a French kiss, But down under...

  7. Can I give you a kiss?...

    If you don't like it you can return it.

  8. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  9. Your lips are so beautiful...

    That it'd be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.

  10. They say kissing is the language of love…

    Let’s talk.

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Funny kiss pickup lines

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute
Do you wanna workout?

Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

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I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!

Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.

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Working Kiss tinder opener

I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

You remind me of my pinkie toe...little, cute and I'll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.