The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Kiss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kiss pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  2. I heard kissing is the language of love so...

    Do you wanna start a conversation?

  3. Did you know kissing burns 6 calories

    Let’s go work out

  4. Do you want to try an Australian kiss?

    It's like a French kiss, But down under...

  5. Can I give you a kiss?...

    If you don't like it you can return it.

  6. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  7. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  8. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

  9. Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?

  10. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

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Funny kiss pickup lines

Let's test.. is it true love's kiss?

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

If you were a Dementor, I'd become a Convict just to get your kiss.

Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

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Are you sure you’re not a Dementor? Because I’m sure I’d die if you kissed me.

If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it.

Can u lend me some kisses and hugs?

I'll return them with 100% interest.

I just want someone to kiss me regardless of country of origin.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

Will you kiss my balls for good luck?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

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Working Kiss tinder opener

And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Butch, Jimmy and Joe.

Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. 

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

You look like an Amanda, because I’ve been looking for Amanda hug ‘n kiss

If I'm your valentine, every day you'll get hershey kisses.

You know, sweetie, my lips won’t just kiss themselves...

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard.

Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?