Top 5 Smack Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smack pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Smack conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a ketchup bottle?

   Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt

2. Are you a Loot Pinata?

   Cause I can smack you all night long.

3. You're like my math assignment

   Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

4. Are you a scientist

   Because o would like to smack your argon selenium

5. I don't get it?

   I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?