Top 8 Smack Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smack pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Smack tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl are you Chris rock?

   Cause I wanna smack the shit out of you.

2. Are you a ketchup bottle?

   Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt

3. You can smack my birdie anytime.

4. Are you a Loot Pinata?

   Cause I can smack you all night long.

5. Are you a scientist

   Because o would like to smack your argon selenium

6. You're like my math assignment

   Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

7. I’d smack you on the ass in front of your father to assert dominance.

8. I don't get it?

   I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?