Top 7 Smack Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smack pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a ketchup bottle?

   Because I want to smack your bottom and make you squirt

2. Are you a Loot Pinata?

   Cause I can smack you all night long.

3. You're like my math assignment

   Because I gotta smack you on the table and do you all night.

4. Are you a scientist

   Because o would like to smack your argon selenium

5. Damn is your ass a YouTube skip ad button?

   Becasue I want to smack it

6. I don't get it?

   I want to douse you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado?

7. Damn girl, is your ass a fly?

   Cuz I wanna smack it