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Top 33 Crack Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crack pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you drug dealer?...

    Cause I saw that crack and knew I had to have some..

  2. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

  3. I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

  4. I like the way you finger that crack.

  5. You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you?

  6. Who needs AutoGlass?

    I can fill your crack for free

  7. Are you a drug dealer?

    Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

  8. Are you a center?

    Because I’d love to stick my hand in your butt crack.

  9. The name's Bond!

    Poly Bond! I'm here to fill your crack.

  10. Damn girl, are you crack?

    Because with you I feel like I can do anything

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Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack

Hey girl, are you an egg?

Cause your gonna do some crack with me.

You can call me grout

Because I'm going to fill in that crack

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I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

Im a professional

Because I can crack the code to your heart

If you're crack im a crackhead

Cuz addiction man

Im a professional hacker

Cuz I can crack the code to your heart

Are you cocaine ?

Cause i wanna sniff your crack

You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?

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Working Crack tinder opener

Keep me tight, I'm going to layback and work the crack

The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

Polly wants a crack-whore.

Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

Your Thermador cracks my shell.

I want to crack you open like that watermelon.

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

Your parents must have been clams, but I've already cracked you.