Top 31 Crack Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Crack pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Crack conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey are you drug dealer?...
Cause I saw that crack and knew I had to have some..
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My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
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I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.
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I like the way you finger that crack.
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You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you?
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Who needs AutoGlass?
I can fill your crack for free
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Are you a drug dealer?
Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack
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The name's Bond!
Poly Bond! I'm here to fill your crack.
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Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.
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Hey girl is there any hospital nearby? Bcz i just crack my knees fall for you <3
Funny crack pickup lines
Hey girl, are you an egg?
Cause your gonna do some crack with me.
Are you a drug dealer?
Because I’m addicted to your crack
You can call me grout
Because I'm going to fill in that crack
Are you my crack addict mother?
Because i wanna rape u with you when u pass out
Are you cocaine ?
Cause i wanna sniff your crack
Im a professional
Because I can crack the code to your heart
Im a professional hacker
Cuz I can crack the code to your heart
If you're crack im a crackhead
Cuz addiction man
Your Thermador cracks my shell.
Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.
I want to crack you open like that watermelon.
I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.
You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.
If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?
Hey baby, you workin' that crack!
Keep me tight, I'm going to layback and work the crack
The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.
Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)
Polly wants a crack-whore.