Oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!

I want to crack you open and eat you sweet insides like that watermelon.

I'm willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.

Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back.

"Only on days that end with 'y.' Seriously though, my delusions mostly consist of cracking the perfect omelette recipe."

You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

"okyhr - It's like you're speaking in riddles! If this is a code, I'll need a few more clues to crack it.😄"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the twist and turns of your jokes."

Haha, let me put on my detective hat and investigative glasses to crack this case! Any clues or hints for me? 🕵️‍♂️

"Ever considered chiropractic care, Phoebe? Because I'm suddenly interested in aligning our stars and your back."

"Can we play a prank on destiny? Tell it we're meant to be together and see if it falls for it."

"Darling Phoebe, they say love is about finding someone's perfect fit - how about we align our hearts as well as your back?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your photos, my phone screen magically cracks from your hotness!"

"Your finger-cracking talent is impressive, but can you crack the code to my heart too?"

"Are you an egg? Because I've been cracking up since I saw you, must have been your sunny side up personality."

"Are you an egg? Because you've definitely cracked open the shell around my heart."

"Your beauty cracks me open like a perfect egg on Sunday morning."

"Do you believe in love at first joke, or should I crack another one to make you fall?"

"Sophia, your eyes sparkle brighter than any code I've ever cracked, care to share the algorithm of your heart?"

"You're the only safe I'm willing to crack open; your beauty has stolen my sleep and the key to my desire."

Your voice may crack, but it's music to my ears. It adds a sexy charm to your overall appeal.

"Well, I'm definitely into solving mysteries. Maybe we could crack the case of why we haven't met sooner?"

"Are you a stand-up comic? Because every time I see you, my heart starts laughing uncontrollably."

"I hope you're not a walnut because I can't resist cracking up a good joke about testing my nut allergy."

Your voice cracks, but it's the sexiest sound I've ever heard. You're like a smigglefat nose personified.

"You must be a coding algorithm, because this nerd just can't seem to crack your complexity."

"You promised not to shatter hearts, but this Valentine's, mine is definitely cracked wide open by your charm."

"My circle knows I'm a tough nut to crack, but with your smile? I'm instantly all yours."

"Are you Laughing Jack? Because whenever I'm with you, all I do is laugh till my sides crack!"

"Phoebe, my dear, your back may crack but your beauty remains intact, unblemished and intact."

"Are you the type to break hearts? 'Cause dating you feels like a thrilling crack in my usual reality."

"Is your heart made of obsidian? Only a diamond pickaxe like myself could be strong enough to crack it open."

"With every crack of your fingers, you're not only breaking bones but also smashing my heart, love."

"Did your mirror crack from the heat, or can it handle your sizzling hotness?"

"Is your name Liberty Bell? Cause every time I see you, my heart cracks with excitement."

"Is your name Enigma? Because I've been trying to crack the code of your heart since your smile attacked mine."

"Are you my joke book? Because every time I look at you, I can't help but smile and laugh."

"Could you crack my fingers? Because every touch from you feels like a wonderful spell being cast."

"I'm a tough nut to crack, but your smile? That's an enigma I'd love to decode."

"Hate you? No way! I've always dreamed of dating a stand-up comedian, even if they're sitting most of the time."

"Are you pure Peruvian crack? Because your beauty is so intoxicating, it's got me feeling on top of the world."

"Is it just my sense of humor, or do you find your heart skipping a beat every time I crack a joke?"

"How about we crack open a cold Busch Light and discuss why Biden might not be as bad as we think?"

"Oh, trust me, my love for lame jokes is like pi - endless and irrational."

"Are you a comedian? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts cracking up."

Who needs AutoGlass?

I can fill your crack for free

"You might think your voice cracks, but it only cracks open the shell around my heart."

One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..

Dam fine cracking ass

"And yet, here you are, fascinated by the enigma that is me. Funny how life works, isn't it? 😉"

"Hey Phoebe, how about we trade? I crack your back, you crack a smile; deal?"

"Don't worry, I've been known to laugh at my own shadow. Bring on the dad jokes!"

"Mind if I turn your negative into a positive? Together, we can crack any equation."

"Are you the Enigma machine? Because even after trying all day, I still can't crack your code."

"That's funny because I'm actually allergic to bad jokes. Guess we'll be the perfect 'rash'ional pair."

"Are you a morning demon? Because my heart's been possessed by your charm since the crack of dawn."

"I've heard you can crack fingers, but can you also unlock hearts? Because mine just skipped a beat."

"You must love eggs because you've cracked the shell around my heart."

"Just like your name, Nikita, there's an irresistible mystery in your eyes. Fancy cracking the code together?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for: laughter, pranks and a reliable heart."

Are you a drug dealer?

Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

"Are you a prankster? Because every time you laugh, I find myself 'falling' head over heels for you."

"Darling, my heart cracked wide open and only your love can mend it back together."

"Hey, do I make you laugh? Because whenever I look in the mirror, even my reflection cracks up!"

"Hey, I love a girl with unique skills... can you crack your fingers around my heart next?"

"Is your name Jack? 'Cause I can't help but crack a smile whenever I see you coming back!"

"Is your name Joker? As whenever you're around, my love-life is never a prank but a real happy ending."