The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

37 Crack Pick Up lines

Here are 37 crack pick up lines for her and flirty crack rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about crack that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your crack rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny crack pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty crack joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Crack Pickup Lines

A good Crack hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey are you drug dealer?...

    Cause I saw that crack and knew I had to have some..

  2. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

  3. I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

  4. I like the way you finger that crack.

  5. You’re beautiful. You remind me of Whitney Houston before she met Bobby Brown. You’re not on crack, too, are you?

  6. Oh yeah, crack me and unfold me!

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What is a good Crack pickup line?

Short and cute crack pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about crack are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I want to crack you open and eat you sweet insides like that watermelon.

I'm willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.

Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back.

You must be an egg. But your body is cracking.

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Smooth Crack pickup line

One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..

Dam fine cracking ass

Are you a drug dealer?
Cuz I’ll pay 10$ if you show me some crack

The name's Bond!

Poly Bond! I'm here to fill your crack.


Cheesy crack Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Baby, you're hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

Hey girl is there any hospital nearby? Bcz i just crack my knees fall for you <3

Hey girl, are you an egg?
Cause your gonna do some crack with me.

Are you a drug dealer?

Because I’m addicted to your crack

You can call me grout

Because I'm going to fill in that crack


Are you my crack addict mother?

Because i wanna r**... u with you when u pass out

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Working Crack tinder opener

I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

Corny crack Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Crack conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you cocaine ?

Cause i wanna sniff your crack

Im a professional hacker

Cuz I can crack the code to your heart

If you're crack im a crackhead

Cuz addiction man

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only) 

Polly wants a crack-whore.

The thing I like about cracks: The deeper you get, the better it feels.

Keep me tight, I'm going to layback and work the crack

Hey baby, you workin' that crack!

If I scrub that crack, will you wash my rope?


You know, with a crack and a shake, minions are not the only way who can glow in dark for some activities in the dark.

Your parents must have been clams, but I've already cracked you.

I may not be a windshield repairman, but I can still fill your crack in.

A good crack Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Crack hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I want to crack you open like that watermelon.

Your Thermador cracks my shell.

Your parents must have been organized crime, but I've already cracked you.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Crack love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Crack chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.