Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo.

Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.

Are you a wrecking ball?

Cause you tearing my walls down

Your lips

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Are you a titan? Because I want you to tear me apart and eat me.

Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.

When I die...

When I die I want to be put in hot chilli and I want you to to eat it so I can tear up that kiss one more time

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

"Hey, I can't stand seeing tears on your beautiful face. Let me be the reason you smile again."

"Though stars may shine, none can compare, to your sweet glow that leaves me in despair."

"Beautiful, let me be the reason you blush, not the cause of your tears. How about we start over with a passionate kiss?"

"Are you a tissue? Because I need you to wipe away my tears."

"You call me baby and make me cry, but those are tears of joy for having you by my side."

"Excuse me, could I borrow a smile? Yours is far too precious to be washed away in tears."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I can't seem to tear myself away from you, despite all the monkey business!"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, my only gaze. Can I steal a moment of your busy day?"

"Are you a tear? Because every time I see you, my heart melts and I just want to hold you close."

"Like a star in the sky, your tears should never fall. I'll be there to catch them all."

"Turning your tears into laughter is my goal; a charming date on Friday is my role."

"Don't cry, sweetheart. Your smile is way too beautiful to ever be replaced by tears."

"Hey gorgeous, can I exchange your tears for laughter, your sadness for joy? Because your smile is the only cure to my guilt."

"Let’s share our tears and turn them into laughter; together, we can create a beautiful story."

"If tears tell stories, let’s write a beautiful one together. Care to cry and laugh side by side?"

"Because I'm like a bestselling novel - full of suspense, drama and plot twists. Potential tear-jerker but overall a bestseller."

"They say shared tears bring people closer; how about we start a beautiful chapter of laughter and sorrow together?"

"Are those tears in your eyes? Because you're so stunning, even your eyes are trying to hold onto your beauty."

Through every trial and tear, I'll be your rock, my dear. Your courage shines bright and clear.

"Heaven must mourn its loss, for you outshine the stars with gloss, despite tears, you sway, won't you light up my way?"

When you stumble, I'll be there to dissolve your fears, for in my arms, you'll find no tears.

Are you a magician? Because every time I cry, your smile makes my tears dry.

"If tears are just the rain of our souls, let's create a rainbow together after we cry."

"If tears are the language of the heart, can we share a moment to understand each other better?"

Are you a shooting star? Because your tears make me want to wish upon you.

"If we’re both crying, let’s turn those tears into laughter over coffee. What do you say?"

In times of trouble, I'll be your shield, a safe harbor where your tears can yield.

"Your tears could build an ocean, but let's find a way together to always keep you smiling."

"Are you the North Star? Because your shine guides my soul, even during my busiest days."

"Your brilliance outshines the day and night, making you the sweetest distraction in my chaotic world."

Did you invent paper? Because every time I'm with you, my heart is on a tear!

"Just like I can tear down walls, baby, I promise to break down all your barriers with my love."

"In this world full of tears, let's be each other's reason to smile, shall we?"

Through trials and tears, my love is true. In every moment, I'll be there for you.

"You're my night and day, so radiant it brings me to tears. May I have the honor of your time?"

Your tears are like precious pearls, each one a reminder of the strength within your tender curls.

"Your anger's a tempest, yet you remain my only desire. Tears may fall from my eyes, but your fire dries them higher."

"If you were a snack, you'd be the sweetest one—perfect to munch on while I wipe away those tears!"

"I wish I could be the sun to warm your world and melt away all your sadness, you're too hot for tears."

"Are you a star? Because my universe only sparkles when you're around."

"Are you a tear in my eye? Because you have been in my heart since the moment I first cried."

"Are you a kleenex? Because every time I'm sorrowful, I feel like you'd be there to wipe my tears away."

"Every time you wear my hoodie, I see a sexy woman who knows how to balance laughter and tears perfectly."

"I can't let you cry, baby. Let's turn those tears into something much more fun."

"Hey, dating you is like stargazing. Despite all the stars, I can't tear my eyes away from the brightest one."

In the pages of my heart, your words make a beautiful start, never tearing apart.

Is your beauty crafted by the hands of Freyja herself? It's as mesmerizing as her golden tears.

"Are you a tear? Because I would never want to wipe you from my life."

"Can I be your 25th hour? Because even when you're busy, I can't stop gazing at your radiant soul."

"You're the sun and moon of my life, always busy yet so sweet, can I steal a moment of your time?"

"Are you a constellation? Because when I look at you, all I see is a sky full of stars."

"Well, I did discover the secret to making the world's best grilled cheese, but fair warning, it involves unicorn tears!"

"If tears could tell stories, I'd love to share ours together—let's cry and laugh our way to connection."

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

"Hey, I can’t help but notice your smile—let’s turn any tears into laughter together. How about coffee?"

"Your soul shines like stars in my gaze, your tears a sweet melody; forever my dawn and dusk, in your presence I always feel frenzy."

"Are you a romcom? Because I'd love to watch you in silence, with laughter, tears, and popcorn."

Are you a tear? Because I'd like to fall from your eyes, roll down your cheek and die on your lips.

"Is your smile a sad movie? Because it's so beautiful, it makes me shed tears of joy."

"Like BTS, you've got 'Blood, Sweat & Tears.' But darling, I promise, your love life will only know 'Serendipity' with me."

"I'm more into unwrapping a gift slowly to savor the moment, rather than tearing through the wrapping paper."

"If tears could tell stories, I'd love to share mine with you. Care to cry together and create something beautiful?"

Like diamonds in the rain, your tears sparkle with grace, a beauty that time can never erase.

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

Your tears are like diamonds, precious and pure. Let me wipe them away, I'll be your cure.

Your tears may fall like rain, but I'll be your shelter from the storm of pain.

Are you Freyja? Because your beauty shines brighter than the golden tears she wept for her lost love.

In my arms, you'll find solace and cheer, my dear - I promise to hold you close, never a tear.

"Your smile is too beautiful to ever be replaced by tears; can I be the reason it never fades away?"

"Like celestial bodies you shine bright, even amidst the day's light, your beauty steals my sight."

"A duet in verse, with your beauty as muse, could bring even Shakespeare to tears of envy, my dear."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Let's turn those tears into smiles.

In my eyes, you shine the brightest, my dear. I'll hold you close, never causing a tear.

Your heart, like a carved piece of art, delicate and strong, a butcher's touch couldn't tear apart.

If I could, I'd mend each tear, for in your hurt, your blood runs clear.

Are you wearing mascara? Because your eyes are making mine smudge with all the tears of joy.

"Are you a tear? Because every moment with you makes me feel alive and ready to cry together."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, you make my tears disappear.

In a world full of doubts and fears, your smile wipes away all the tears.

Are you a piece of paper? Because you're tearing through my heart with your sharp edges.

"Hey, no need for tears; I promise to bring a smile that lasts longer than any sadness."

"Girl, your smile is so stunning, it should be illegal. Let me wipe those tears away."

"You're my night and day, my only muse, your presence alone can cure all my blues."

Your smile is a rainbow in my storm of tears, bringing hope and joy to my cloudy day.

"Are you a goddess? Because you shine brighter than Freyja's golden tears."

"Even the busiest day can't make me forget, you're the sunrise and sunset of my heart."

Like dewdrops on a rose, your beauty shines through my tears, making them worth shedding for you.

Your beauty shines even through my tears, like a diamond glistening in the rain.

"You're so good at making a man shed tears, how about we share a few laughs instead?"

"They say tears cleanse the soul; how about we share a few and find joy in each other’s company?"

"Are you a tear? Because I can’t help but want to catch you and share our emotions together."

"Your soul is my night and day, even when busy, I'm captivated by your sweet ballet."

"Is your smile hidden in those tears? Because its absence could darken the world's brightest chandeliers."

"I'll dry those tears and make you forget all your worries, because you deserve to be happy."

"If tears could tell stories, I’d love to share my favorite chapter with you. Care to cry together?"

"Baby, if your beauty was a tear, I'd cry for an eternity just to behold it."

"You've been crying rivers, darling. How about we replace those tears with laughter over coffee?"

Your tears are like precious gems, reflecting your beauty. Let me be the one to dry them.

"Are you a tear? Because I’d love to share the good and bad times, crying together just makes us closer."

"Seeing you cry makes my heart ache. How about we trade those tears for smiles in a candlelight dinner?"

"In your busy world, I'd be your peaceful dove; no tears to shed, just passionate love."

"I'm just a small project compared to the huge buildings you tear down, ready to be remodeled by your strong hands."

"Why are you crying, sweetheart? Your smile is too precious to be replaced with tears."

"I may be the reason for your tears now, but can I be the reason for your smile tonight?"

"Are you my tears? Because I can't seem to stop falling for you."

"Is your name Galaxy? Because each glance at you fills my world with stars, day and night."

"You're the melody to my soul, sweet as honey dew, your tears are like stars, shimmering in the review."

"Your smile is way sexier than your tears, let's grab some cocktails and find it again together?"

"Darling, don't shed a tear, your beauty is too precious to be blurred by sadness."

You don't need to apologize, my dear, for I'll always be here to wipe away your tears.

Your beauty shines like a priceless art, I'll hold you close and never tear us apart.

"Are you a tear? Because I can't help but cry when I see your breathtaking beauty."

"Your beauty outshines the stars, my heart yearns for your gaze, would you bless my lonely days?"

"I promise my shoulder is soft enough for your tears; let’s turn cries into comfort and connection."

Damn girl are you a parking ticket?

Cuz I want to tear you up and forget you ever existed.

"Just as the stars adorn the night, your brilliance brightens my day; no hour too busy, for your beauty makes me sway."

"Don't shed a tear, darling, because every drop is a loss of the world's most beautiful piece of art."

"Is your name Love Will Tear Us Apart? Because I can't seem to get enough of your vinyl."

"Darling, your tears are too precious to waste. How about we trade them for laughter over a candlelight dinner?"

"Even stars lose their glow, when your smile begins to flow, end my soul's lonely fight, be my day and night."

"Like stars you shine, in my heart you play, even in your busiest hours, you light up my night and day."

Through every trial and tear, my love for you will always be near.

"Are you a tear? Because I can't bear to see sorrow without wanting to wipe it away."