Top 35 Tear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tear chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

2. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

3. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

4. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

5. Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.

6. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

7. Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

8. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo.

   Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.

9. Your lips

   I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

10. If you were a tear in my eye

    I would never cry
    
    for fear of losing you.

Funny tear pickup lines

When I die...
When I die I want to be put in hot chilli and I want you to to eat it so I can tear up that ass one more time

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Are your clothes the Berlin Wall

Because I wanna tear them down

I'm like a water slide without water.

I'll tear your ass up and make it hurt for days.

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

A gaming related one ;)

Call me the Doom Slayer because ima rip and tear that pussy..

Do you have pet insurance?
Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

Do you like ventriloquists?

Do you like ventriloquists? Cuz I can puppet-tear that ass !!

Are you my pillow

Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

If I can call you “Her”, will you be my “Tear”?

Are you tear gas

Because you’re hurting me inside and making me cry

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

It's tearing up my heart..not banging you (N'Sync)

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.

Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

I hope you have a sewing machine, because im gonna tear dat ass up

I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks