Top 40 Tear Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tear pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tear tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.
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My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.
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If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.
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I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
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Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.
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Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.
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Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.
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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo.
Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.
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Are you a wrecking ball?
Cause you tearing my walls down
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Your lips
I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips
Working tear pickup lines
If you were a tear in my eye
I would never cry
for fear of losing you.
Are you a titan? Because I want you to tear me apart and eat me.
Are you crying? Babe, I am a plumber, and I will fix your tears from your beautiful eye fixtures.
Are you my cute pillow? Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you.
Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
Im not packing like Amazon
But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up
Damn girl are you a parking ticket?
Cuz I want to tear you up and forget you ever existed.
Are your clothes the Berlin Wall
Because I wanna tear them down
Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?
Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it
I'm like a water slide without water.
I'll tear your kiss up and make it hurt for days.
Are you from Nepal?
Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart
Do you like ventriloquists?
Do you like ventriloquists? Cuz I can puppet-tear that kiss !!
Are you my pillow
Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you
If I can call you “Her”, will you be my “Tear”?
Are you tear gas
Because you’re hurting me inside and making me cry
Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.
Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
I hope you have a sewing machine, because im gonna tear dat kiss up
