Top 38 Tear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'd march around you 7 times to tear your walls down.

2. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

3. If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

4. I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

5. Are you a ghast, because you'll be in tears after tonight.

6. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

7. Is your name Alice Hardy because I'm gonna be tearing you a new one.

8. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Boo.

   Boo who? No more tears, your love is here.

9. Are you a wrecking ball?

   Cause you tearing my walls down

10. Your lips

    I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Funny tear pickup lines

If you were a tear in my eye
I would never cry

for fear of losing you.

When I die...

When I die I want to be put in hot chilli and I want you to to eat it so I can tear up that ass one more time

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Are your clothes the Berlin Wall
Because I wanna tear them down

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

A gaming related one ;)

Call me the Doom Slayer because ima rip and tear that pussy..

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I'm going to tear that pussy up

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

Do you like ventriloquists?

Do you like ventriloquists? Cuz I can puppet-tear that ass !!

If I can call you “Her”, will you be my “Tear”?

Are you my pillow

Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

I'd like to be reincarnated as one of your tears, because I'd be born in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

If you reject me, you will send me on a trail of tears.

This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your pussy apart tonight.

It's tearing up my heart..not banging you (N'Sync)

How you gonna act like we don't be making love? You know we be tearing it up, breaking stuff, that ghetto love.

Let's go back to my place and tear some sheets, Doll!

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.