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Top 26 Shame Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shame pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.

  2. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  3. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  4. Are you a supermarket sample? 'Cause I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

  5. It's a shame cannibalism is illegal

    Cause you're a snacc

  6. You are so hot, you put shame to Louisiana Hot Sauce.

  7. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put P and V next to each other.

    Now excuse me while I run away in shame.

  8. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but I think slut shaming is cool. I’m very wrong.

  9. Can I take a picture of you?

    No: That's a shame, I believe works of art should be preserved.

    Yes: Perfect, I've always believed works of art should be preserved.

  10. You know what’s a shame

    You have 1.5 square meters of skin and you’re only showing 10% of it.

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Do you want to know how I got these muscles?
Lifting children out of poverty.

Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

Roses are red, violets are blue...

It would be a shame if I couldn't date you.

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It's a shame these bibs aren't made to stop druelling.

Roses are red

Violets are blue
It would be a shame
If I wouldn't date you!

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Want to put the Duggars to shame and "Multiply and Replenish the Earth"?

It's a shame sexting wasn't a thing when we were in high school. (High School Acquaintance)

Girl, you should never pick up a ballistic vest - it would be a shame to cover up your two best attachments.

If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

It's a shame that netball bibs only have a position and not a number, cos I'd sure like to know yours

It's a shame these bibs aren't made to stop druelling.
Cos you look delicious.

Is intimacy in your fear landscape? Cause that would be a shame.

It's a shame pets aren't allowed in the library, because I'd love to see your pussy.

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Nice legs... Shame about the face.

Have I danced with you yet? (no) That's a shame, I'd sure like to. May I have this dance?