Top 17 Shut Pick Up lines
Are you looking for some pick up lines that are clean, funny, and cheesy? We have compiled the best clean pick up lines that are good enough to have sex with! These pick up lines are clean enough to use in front of your loved ones. Add some spice and flirt into your relationship.
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With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.
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Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?
Cause I wish you would shut the f**... up.
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If you were an app, I'd never shut you down.
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Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?
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Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.
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Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**
* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through o**... s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .
And for the finale:
* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?
Working short shut pickup lines to impress a girl
Say baby, I had to mention, if you were a star, you'd be the only one I'm searching for. from "Shut it Down"
Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?
This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot
The Coronavirus might have shut everything down
but I’m still open for business.
Uhh, say baby I had to mention that if you were a star you'd the one I'm searching for. All the girls they got attention, but I just always feel like there in need of something you got. (Shut It Down)
Look, if you knew me at all and shut me down, it would be one thing, but to be dismissed on a simple "hello", well, that's a tough pill to swallow.
Know your role and shut your mouth. (The Rock)
You need something to shut that big mouth of yours!
shut Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
You're like a cutscene – beautiful at first but then you never shut up.
The day we met, my little pet, I knew with just one look that you'd bear a son, and now that's done, so shut your mouth and cook!
Is your name Katniss, cause I have something to shut that big mouth of yours!
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