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Top 13 Cancel Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Cancel chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

    **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

    * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
    * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
    * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
    * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
    * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
    * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
    * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
    * \*waits\*
    * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
    * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
    * \*waits\*
    * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
    * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
    * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
    * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
    * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
    * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
    * \*waits\*
    * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
    * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

    And for the finale:

    * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
    * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

  2. You can cancel that Uber

    Cause I’m here to pick you up

  3. Call me Covid-19

    B'coz i cancel your all plans.

  4. You should cancel that uber

    Bcoz I am here to pick you up

    (from Battle of Pick-up lines)

  5. Hey girl! you can cancel your Uber

    Coz I am already here to pick you up!

  6. Damn girl did you cancel an extractor?

    Because you're 11/10

  7. If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

    (This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

    Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

    Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

    Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

    If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

    I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

    I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

    Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

    I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

    I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

    Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

    Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

    Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

    Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

    Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

    I got you a birthday present, Me.

    Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

    Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

    Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

    Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

    [after saying she has a boyfriend]
    You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

    Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

  8. Hey girl cancel that Uber ride

    Cause I am already trying to pick you up.
    And maybe later you can ride me?

  9. No, all the flights to Rome have been canceled.

    But you know, my place is just five blocks from here. And the streets are empty.

  10. I just want you to know: if we hit it off tonight, I still have plenty of time to cancel my mail-order bride.

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Funny cancel pickup lines

The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account

Class might be canceled, but that ass of yours don't quit.

I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?