The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 33 Reply Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Reply chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I dmed a girl and she took an entire day to reply

    Instead of letting my ego get in the way, I simply replied with
    “Mans so good at sliding into dms it left her speechless for a day”

    Trust me guys, it worked.

    Edit: Nvm guys she stopped texting again, ya boy failed :(

  2. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cuz all you reply is hmm

  3. A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

    Feel free to copy and paste:

    Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  4. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  5. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  6. So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

    "Hey you dropped something!"
    to which she replied "What?"
    and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

  7. Girl said to me why don't you have any pics of me I have pics of you

    I replied back the only pics I want of you is us together she loved it

  8. Hey sorry for the slow reply

    I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

  9. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  10. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

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Funny reply pickup lines

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?
Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

Procrastination has nice eyes

Not sure this belongs here, but I sent my friend a picture of me captioned "I am Procrastination embodied" and they replied by saying "Procrastination has really nice eyes".

Made me smile, people can be so nice sometimes :)

Is this a good pickup line?

I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Super watch

One day a man walks into a bar with his nicest shoes, hat, clothes, and watch. He goes up to the bar sits down next to a hot chick and orders a drink. He shows her his watch and says this is a super watch that can tell me the future. Attempted to being picked up many times the girl says cool don't care. The man replies back ok my watch says your wearing no panties. The girl replies no I definitely am. Finally after a minute of think the man replies a shit I forgot this thing is an hour fast.

I NEED YOUR HELP

I need a line that works 100% OF THE TIME! REPLY YOUR SUBMISSIONS AND I WILL SEND A SCREEN SHOT OF THE RESPONSE

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !
She replies: ?

You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

Show bobs and vegene

Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos

Opening line needed ASAP guys

Suggest me an opening line ASAP, we have been following each other on instagram since a while now, i have decided to make the move and reply her on this story, “CAN ALREADY SMELL THE FLOWERS AND CUTE MESSAGES I WONT BE GETTING ON THIS VALENTINE’s DAY” please suggest me something where i dont look as a creep, fyi, we dont know each other, we dont even have mutuals, completely random people

Help me with this

On tinder i used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart" line and her reply was "im vegetarian" how do i continue this

Are you a frying pan?

Cuz ur sizzlin!


She replied with "OMG"

Lol ok I beleive you

A witty reply for the above text. Someone please

Girl remarked, “You’re handwriting’s beautiful.”

I replied,”just like me!”

When a girl asks "How do i know you are not a serial killer?!"

You reply with: "well, I'm not a serial killer but i can choke you during sex. Is that a good compromise?"

Worked several times good luck my fellow gentlemen.

Ready set go

Anyone knows what 'ready set go' means... I was told it's cheesest pickup line. I want to reply something back. 🤔

Did It Hurt?

Replies “What?”

When you fell from heaven did it hurt?

Instagram Flirting

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram.
So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines.

After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi".

But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups .
But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?'

Again I hit 'Do you know me ?'
She replied 'Kon hooo bhai'

"Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams"

She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry

Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score

She : omg!!!
Ima take that from you

You should follow me so I can see your insta

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And FU*K oucht

People saying “nice” on every post??

What is it with everyone replying “nice”? It’s on every post and it’s kinda cringe. Why does everyone do that?

Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o'clock news.

Boy: Do you have the time? Girl: (gives time/ replies) Boy: No, the time to dance with me?

Hey! Wanna play war? (replies) WHAT? (you) Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!

When you see a girl drying herself off with a towel reply, I sure wish I were that towel you’re using.

The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"