What color is your toothbrush?

(wait for reply (obviously))


Yeah that'll look good next to mine

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

"Yelanis, your beauty has me down bad, how about we take this intoxicating vibe somewhere only for us?"

"Your smile makes my cheeks blush like the crimson sunset over my Russian mountain home."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, plus some exciting unknowns."

"Well, keeping a little mystery isn't such a bad thing, is it? Let's just enjoy getting to know each other gradually."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Did you just comment 'notice me'? Because my heart just did a whole TikTok dance to that tune!"

"Darling Yelanshe, with skills like yours, I'm sure you'll never miss the chance to hit me with your love arrows."

"Are we in different time zones? Because my heart skips a beat every hour, waiting for your reply."

"Yelanshe, your beauty is the business deal I'm trying to finalize. Ready to negotiate?"

"Well, in that case, should I call you Everest because reaching your heart feels like the greatest adventure?"

"Sorry for the late reply, I was busy getting lost in your profile picture."

"You don't need words when your eyes already speak volumes of beauty and charm."

"I was planning to live forever, but now I've found a reason to die for - your love."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears into the background of your radiant charm."

"Did you forget to reply or was your response lost in the post with my Hogwarts acceptance letter?"

"Ayumi, everyone has a past, even you. Let's focus on creating new memories, rather than dwelling on old ones."

"Did my TikTok glitch or did you just comment 'notice me' twice because girl, I'm seeing double."

"Well, your stunning silence speaks volumes. Let's make some noise together, gorgeous."

"Is your phone's memory as short as the time it took for me to fall for you?"

"Well, I'm just trying to reel you in with my charm, because Netflix isn't the only thing that deserves a binge."

"Is your 'reply' button on vacation or did my charm overload its system?"

"Apologies for my late response, but like a fine wine, I promise I'm worth the wait."

"Stars in the sky, they twinkle so high, your beauty's halal, can I be your guy?"

"Well, Mrs. English Boss, may I have the honor to proofread the story of your heart?"

"Your beauty could light up the night, how about we make some sparks fly together?"

"Because, darling, if I could cast a reel, I'd always hope to catch a smile from you!"

"Your smile more precious than pearl, in your eyes lies the world's hue, so perfectly halal, may I be the one for you?"

"You're right, rushing isn't my style. Let's make this journey of discovery an enjoyable one, shall we?"

"Your silence is as intriguing as the mystery of the universe, shall we explore our chemistry tonight?"

"So you think I'm smooth? Wait until you feel the silkiness of my words caressing your heart."

"Your sweet words are like sunlight, Yelan - they brighten my world and chase away all my storms."

"With eyes like mine and beauty like yours, who needs glasses?"

"You take forever to reply, but that just adds to your allure; it's like the suspense before a tantalizing first kiss."

"Your replies might be delayed, but my heart beats faster every time I see your name pop up."

"Your witty replies are as irresistible as your charm, how can I resist a girl who's smart and alarmingly attractive?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because our connection seems a little slow, but I'm still hoping it's worth the wait."

"Apologies for replying so late, I was stuck in a time loop admiring your profile photo for what seemed like seconds."

"Replying to your question, my day was dull, but you just turned it into a masterpiece."

"If my pick-up line made you laugh, imagine what a date with me could do."

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"Sorry, I was busy rescuing a cat from a tree, superhero duties you know. Now back to the more important task, chatting with you."

"You really do have a way with words that matches your lovely smile. It's pretty irresistible to be honest."

"I didn't just notice you, I've been studying you like I'm prepping for a final exam in 'Being Absolutely Smitten' 10"

"I was busy perfecting my recipe for love, want a taste?"

"I guess beauty takes time, just like your reply...and it was totally worth the wait."

"Sorry for the late reply, I was busy convincing the dictionary that they need a new word for our chemistry."

"Yelanshe, your blush fuels the fire in me, let's light up the night with our unspoken desires."

"Your beauty is a conversation starter, how about we continue that dialogue over dinner tonight?"

"Hi there, your smile's so radiant it lights up my world, wanna create some sparks together tonight?"

"Your charm, Yelanshe, is like the sun's powerful ray, let's skip the games and seize the day."

"Just as the mountains in my Russian hometown, your beauty stands out, making my heart race."

"Safety first, right? But, isn't the real thrill in taking a leap of faith once in a while?"

"Your laugh makes my heart flutter, much like the first time Luffy saved his comrade. Can I be your Luffy?"

"So your playlist echoes Travis Scott, how about we explore new rhythms together?"

"Do you have a map, Yelanis? Your sweet words just keep me lost in your eyes."

"Well, I've always found Russian winters enchanting, perhaps only second to your charm."

"Well Ayumi, it's always a pleasure to meet an ex's girlfriend. Welcome aboard this rollercoaster ride called life."

"Your skills in capturing attention are my favorite show, can we grab a drink and you can give me a private viewing?"

Let's transcend the edge, Yelan. With each heartbeat, our temperatures rise - a symphony of seductive whispers and longing.

"Hello, I couldn't help but notice how your simple 'hi' turned an ordinary moment into something extraordinary."

"Did my text message send you into dreamland? Next time, I'll add a caffeine warning!"

"Are you an alien? Because your beauty is out of this world and I'm wondering if NASA knows you're missing."

"Yelan, when you're down, remember that your smile can clear the darkest clouds in my sky."

"Yelanshe, you say I'm burning you up? Well, darling, get ready because I'm about to turn up the heat."

"Your elegance is a welcome sight, like an exotic island in a sea of ordinary. Care for a voyage?"