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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 40 Reply Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Reply pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a microwave?

    Cuz all you reply is hmm

  2. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  3. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

    Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

  4. What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

    I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

  5. Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

    This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

  6. Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

    I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

  7. Trust me; read this

    So you preferably use this on instagram
    you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
    they be like “who?”
    you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

  8. Trust me; read this

    So you preferably use this on instagram
    you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
    they be like “who?”
    you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

  9. What color is your toothbrush?

    (wait for reply (obviously))


    Yeah that'll look good next to mine

  10. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

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Funny reply pickup lines

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Girl said to me why don't you have any pics of me I have pics of you

I replied back the only pics I want of you is us together she loved it

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Hey girl are you Moon?

Cause when I feel like talking, neither one of you replies.

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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Can you rate this direct message that i just used
Hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics

Approaching a girl you already know..

My watch says that you're not virgin...

Girl reply: But I am virgin.

You: My watch is 20 mins fast.

Inspired by a gym conversation

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

One of the guys says

Hey, random question but by any chance you like Raisins?

Oh nice! me too so how about a date?

[Counter reply to their answer to the date if they say no]

Oh sweet! same here, i don't like dates too.

Back Story - Been using this since i was a wittle Asian boy in primary.

Procrastination has nice eyes

Not sure this belongs here, but I sent my friend a picture of me captioned "I am Procrastination embodied" and they replied by saying "Procrastination has really nice eyes".

Made me smile, people can be so nice sometimes :)

Wanna go back to my place for pizza and sex?

If ahe replies no then you say why not don't you like pizza?

Some girl hit me the “I thought about taking a mission trip but then I realized the only thing mission would be you 🤭” and idk how to reply need help

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Working Reply tinder opener

I NEED YOUR HELP

I need a line that works 100% OF THE TIME! REPLY YOUR SUBMISSIONS AND I WILL SEND A SCREEN SHOT OF THE RESPONSE

Tŕìom plecero VanLent tianľew !

She replies: ?

You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Show bobs and vegene

Ok so somehow this worked. I jokingly asked this and she replied with 8 photos

Girl remarked, “You’re handwriting’s beautiful.”

I replied,”just like me!”

Did It Hurt?

Replies “What?”

When you fell from heaven did it hurt?

Ready set go

Anyone knows what 'ready set go' means... I was told it's cheesest pickup line. I want to reply something back. 🤔

Help me with this

On tinder i used the "sit on my face and i will eat my way to your heart" line and her reply was "im vegetarian" how do i continue this

Lol ok I beleive you

A witty reply for the above text. Someone please

Are you a frying pan?

Cuz ur sizzlin!


She replied with "OMG"

The soprano, not being smart enough to use birth control, says to her saxophophonist lover, "Honey, I think you better pull out now." He replies, "Why? Am I sharp?"