Top 36 Comment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Comment chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

   You gotta cum inside!!!
   
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   edit: oh shit for someone who's new
   
   this blew up!!!!!!!!!
   
   upvotes for anyone who comments

2. Are you Australian

   Because I’d like to go down undah (*Australian Accent)
   
   PS: Should I put this on my Tinder Bio
   
   Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes and all the comments

3. Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

   Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

4. There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

5. You are like the comments in r/pickupline

   All i can see is nice

6. Can we stop the "one for a girl names ____" posts?

   You get 1 comment which is always shite which no one will ever use and theres a megathread for names

7. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

   Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.
   
   Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.
   
   I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

8. Hey girl, are you the comments to every fucking post here?

   Cause you’re looking nice

9. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

   "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
   -"Haha whats that?"
   "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
   
   Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

10. If you jingle my bells,

    i'll give you a white christmas.

Funny comment pickup lines

Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts
It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

Hey girl, did you know I'm just like a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with me the harder I get

Fuck me if I'm wrong but

Most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

I’m sincerely amazed at how you people don’t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass “nice” comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score

EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but it’s true

Hey, do you like nice guys?

Because I trash every post on r/pickuplines with empty _nice_ comments.

Are you a book?
Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
(I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

I must be AT&T,

Bc I'm about to go down on you.



Comment your improvements

Lollipops are my favourite

but maybe I could try yours

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

Girl from class

Hey yall, so background: I work at subway and a girl from class came up and ordered a sandwich, she had overheard me talking about the class (lucky ass timing) and we're talking while I make her food. She's really cute, great smile, and nice. How should I get her number or get her back to subway.
Also if there's another subreddit I can post this please comment it. Thanks everyone :)

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.

These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.

PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.

Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".

\-Damien

Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.

That's a nice chandelier,

you should attach a rope to it and swing.

Here's The Gate Key...

To My Heart!

You Must Be A Celestial Spirit,

Because You Look Out Of This World!

Can you tuna sub on my face?

but “tuna sub” is backwards

I have cake

Now stick your candle in it and put ur icing on it

I heard you like playing with kitties

come play with mine. free to finger too

I got the cake

but i need your cream to fill it up

Wanna play forest

I’ll be Logan Paul, I think you know your part.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Let’s have sex inside my car

Kinkey but replace the 'kin' with 'mon'

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?