Top 27 Comment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Comment pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Comment tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.
You are like the comments in r/pickupline

All i can see is nice
Your beauty deserves Likes, shares, comments, and more.
[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.
Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
If you jingle my bells,

i'll give you a white christmas.

Working short comment pickup lines to impress a girl

Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

Hey girl, did you know I'm just like a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with me the harder I get

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Hey, do you like nice guys?

Because I trash every post on r/pickuplines with empty _nice_ comments.

I must be AT&T,

Bc I'm about to go down on you.

Comment your improvements

I heard you like playing with kitties

come play with mine. free to finger too

Lollipops are my favourite

but maybe I could try yours

comment Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I got the cake

but i need your cream to fill it up

Wanna play forest

I’ll be Logan Paul, I think you know your part.

Kinkey but replace the 'kin' with 'mon'

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

Here's The Gate Key...

To My Heart!

You Must Be A Celestial Spirit,

Because You Look Out Of This World!

Can you tuna sub on my face?

but “tuna sub” is backwards

comment Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I have cake

Now stick your candle in it and put ur icing on it

Twinkle twinkle little star

Let’s have kiss inside my car

That's a nice chandelier,

you should attach a rope to it and swing.

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Comment phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.