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Top 32 Comment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Comment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you Australian

    Because I’d like to go down undah (*Australian Accent)

    PS: Should I put this on my Tinder Bio

    Edit: Thank you everyone for the likes and all the comments

  2. Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

    Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

  3. There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

  4. You are like the comments in r/pickupline

    All i can see is nice

  5. Can we stop the "one for a girl names ____" posts?

    You get 1 comment which is always shite which no one will ever use and theres a megathread for names

  6. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

  7. Hey girl, are you the comments to every fucking post here?

    Cause you’re looking nice

  8. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

    "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
    -"Haha whats that?"
    "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

    Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

  9. If you jingle my bells,

    i'll give you a white christmas.

  10. Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

    It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

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Funny comment pickup lines

Hey girl, did you know I'm just like a Rubik's cube?

The more you play with me the harder I get

Fuck me if I'm wrong but

Most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?

Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

Hey, do you like nice guys?

Because I trash every post on r/pickuplines with empty _nice_ comments.

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I must be AT&T,

Bc I'm about to go down on you.



Comment your improvements

Lollipops are my favourite

but maybe I could try yours

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

I need some creativity

I need a funny pickup line to tell this guy at school.
I want it to seem smooth and natural, like not too obvious, so if he reacts weird I can play it off

But if you got any other good ones, comment it my dudes

The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.

These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.

PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.

Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".

\-Damien

That's a nice chandelier,

you should attach a rope to it and swing.

Here's The Gate Key...

To My Heart!

You Must Be A Celestial Spirit,

Because You Look Out Of This World!

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Working Comment tinder opener

I have cake

Now stick your candle in it and put ur icing on it

I heard you like playing with kitties

come play with mine. free to finger too

I got the cake

but i need your cream to fill it up

Wanna play forest

I’ll be Logan Paul, I think you know your part.

Twinkle twinkle little star

Let’s have sex inside my car

Kinkey but replace the 'kin' with 'mon'

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.