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Top 26 Comment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Comment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Comment conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

  2. You are like the comments in r/pickupline

    All i can see is nice

  3. [Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

    Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

    Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

    I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

  4. Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

    "Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
    -"Haha whats that?"
    "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

    Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

  5. If you jingle my bells,

    i'll give you a white christmas.

  6. Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

    It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

  7. Hey girl, did you know I'm just like a Rubik's cube?

    The more you play with me the harder I get

  8. Is it okay for me to be internet explorer and crash at your place tonight?

    This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  9. Hey, do you like nice guys?

    Because I trash every post on r/pickuplines with empty _nice_ comments.

  10. Are you a book?

    Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
    (I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

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I must be AT&T,
Bc I'm about to go down on you.

Comment your improvements

Kinkey but replace the 'kin' with 'mon'

I heard you like playing with kitties

come play with mine. free to finger too

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

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That's a nice chandelier,

you should attach a rope to it and swing.

Here's The Gate Key...

To My Heart!

You Must Be A Celestial Spirit,

Because You Look Out Of This World!

Can you tuna sub on my face?

but “tuna sub” is backwards

I have cake

Now stick your candle in it and put ur icing on it

Lollipops are my favourite

but maybe I could try yours

I got the cake

but i need your cream to fill it up

Wanna play forest

I’ll be Logan Paul, I think you know your part.

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Working Comment tinder opener

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?