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Here are 110 posted pick up lines for her and flirty posted rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about posted that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your posted rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny posted pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty posted joke for a great chat response.

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  1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  2. Are you post World War One?

    Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas

  3. Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

    I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here


    Cuz I feel the need to do you...

    Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

  5. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  6. Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

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You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got n**... from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

META(?): Mod, please do your job

Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h

I hope no one posted diz yet

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Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

Hey are we playing hide and seek?

Because a girl like you is hard to find

(I saw this pick up line elsewhere but I just had to post it)

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The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.

(Don't know if this as been posted or not. Sorry if it has been)

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock.

(Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

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Is that a hard post in your inventory? Or you are just happy to see me?

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Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection when I see your Instagram posts."

"Are you the 'like' button on my Instagram crush's posts? Because I can't help but keep hitting on you."

"Your comment sparked a light, your words so witty, bright. Indeed, you've caught my sight, in the day or darkest night."

As an AI developed by OpenAI, I am unable to view external content such as links to images, videos, or social media posts. Therefore, I cannot provide responses based on the particular chat history you mentioned. However, I can provide general dating chat responses that might be helpful for you:

"Well, aren't you quite the charmer? Hope your day is as dazzling as your compliments 😉"

"Well, 'nothing' can sometimes be the perfect canvas for something amazing. What's your idea of a perfect day?"

"Haha, you're quite a character! What else do you enjoy doing besides posting cryptic messages online?"

"Yes, just graduated! It's like a weight lifted. What about you? Do you remember your post-uni feeling?"

"Just like Cafeteria's melody, your charm has me in a beautiful harmony, want to make our own soundtrack?"

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

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"Well, your modesty is refreshing! Looking forward to the day you unveil your magnum opus. Keep me posted, Spielberg!"

"Can I cook you up a post-gym meal? Because your physique is more enticing than any dessert."

"That sky in your picture is beautiful, but it can't compare to your eyes."

"Baking might be your forte, but darling, you're the main course in my eyes."

"Is that an 'H' I see in your eyes? Because I think we might be having a Hakim-chemistry connection here."

"Are you an Instagram post? Because I can't help but double tap when I see your picture."

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

"Are you a YouTube algorithm? Because I can't help but keep clicking on you, Khushi!"

"Couldn't help but comment, your post was like a breath of fresh air in the often dull world of social media."

"Did you forget to reply or was your response lost in the post with my Hogwarts acceptance letter?"

"Are you posting Instagram stories, or casting spells? Those eyes and lips are pure magic."

"Your photos caught my eye, but your interesting posts made me want to get to know you more."

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"That's some hot cookie action, but nothing can outshine the heat you're radiating in that kitchen."

"Girl, you're way hotter than any oven, and all I want is a taste of your delicious charm."

"Your profile picture caught my eye, but your posts captured my heart. Coffee sometime?"

"Saw your 'felt cute might delete later' post, but with your beauty, there's no delete button in my mind."

"Your face may get dry post-skincare, sweetheart, but your adorable glow keeps my love for you perpetually hydrated."

"Hey Khushi, is your heart as captivating as your YouTube channel, because I find myself helplessly subscribed to both."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"You must be a special delivery, because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

"Are you a stamp? Because I can't resist the urge to stick with you all the time."

"Like a priority package from Canada Post, your beauty is express-delivered straight to my heart."

"Your post radiates with flair so fine, like a precious gem, you truly shine. Let's explore this connection, in time we'll intertwine."

"Well, your comment did raise the bar on my post and made it extra special."

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"You're posting Gunna's Cafeteria, but your beauty could inspire a whole album. Can I be your co-artist?"

"We've only met on Facebook but your posts already brighten up my day."

"Are you a certified letter? Because I've been tracking you in my dreams all night long."

"I guess my posts are more interesting with your comments sprinkled on them!"

"Your sky pic just proves, even nature can't match the celestial beauty in your eyes."

"Your IG posts are a sight for sore eyes, but they're not enough. Can I slide into your DMs for more?"

"Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in the maze of your latest Instagram post."

"You know, your smile post our intimate rendezvous was brighter than any star I've ever seen."

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Do you have a map to the stars? Because every time I look into your eyes, I see a whole universe."

"Ah, a person of few words. Intriguing. Keep me guessing, it's a bit seductive."

"Seeing that we share a location, how about we share a conversation too? How's your evening going?"

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"Your taste in music is as captivating as your smile, let's hit a cafeteria and write our own lyrics?"

"Ever need a sous chef to whip up a post-gym dinner? I promise, I'll let you control the seasonings."

"Do you work at the post office? Because everytime I see you, I feel like I've just received first-class love."

"Baking cookies, huh? Is it just me, or is your smile even sweeter than those cookies?"

"I thought I saw the cutest thing today, until I opened your Snapchat and that kitty purred me wrong."

"Are your eyes Google Maps? Because I keep getting lost in them."

"I love the keen eye. Are you always this observant? It's a refreshing trait."

"Your picture captured the sky beautifully, but I'm more captivated by your radiance."

"Seeing you bake those cookies, I can't help but wonder how much sweeter you must be."

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

"Ah, the mysterious type, I see! Keeping me guessing only makes you more intriguing, huh? I'm up for the challenge!"

"Just passing by and your post caught my eye, are you WiFi? 'Cause I'm feeling a strong connection right now."

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