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Top 50 Posted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Posted pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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    Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)

    Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)

    Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

  2. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  3. Are you post World War One?

    Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas

  4. Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

    I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

  5. You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

  6. Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

    Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

  7. Are you a N95 mask?

    Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


    Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

  8. Hey tie your shoes

    Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

    Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

  9. You are like amazon package

    I want you at my house in the next 24h

    I hope no one posted diz yet

  10. Are you http?

    Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

    P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

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Funny posted pickup lines

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

Damn bro nice cock

That’s the post

Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


•Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

Cus u got a NiCE AsS

•Are you terms and conditions ?

Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
you

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Can we stop the "one for a girl names ____" posts?

You get 1 comment which is always shite which no one will ever use and theres a megathread for names

Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...
...because you're my rock.

(Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)

Baby if we were in a band

You'd be the guitarist because you pluck my heart strings

(First post here :)

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

Hey girl, are you the comments to every fucking post here?

Cause you’re looking nice

Hey girl, let's go play army...

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

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Working Posted tinder opener

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

300 upvotes and I'll use this on someone and post ss 🤪

Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

I came up with something i have no use of so im posting it here

hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

If the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

Youre like heroin

I want to fall asleep with you in my arms

2nd time posting cause my english is shit

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

Roses are red, you are a cutie...

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

(I’m sure this has already been posted here so if it has I’m sorry)

Girl are you a Reddit award given to my post?

Because I having you seems like an achievement :)