Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able

Don't attack me people, my first post here

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta.

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

Is that a hard post in your inventory? Or you are just happy to see me?

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

"With that stunning look, you could make a statement anywhere—care to let me be part of your next masterpiece?"

"That picture of you made me stop scrolling, mind if I keep admiring the beauty behind the screen?"

"You look so good wet, I can’t help but wonder how incredible you’d be in a sunshine kiss."

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you setting my screen on fire with that gorgeous pic?"

Are you a GPS? Because I'm lost in your eyes, and I could use some guidance.

"You may be drenched, but those lips are a perfect beacon; can I navigate my way to them?"

"So if you’re first place, does that make me the trophy, or just the guy cheering in the stands?"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Let's make your birthday even more unforgettable together."

"Yes, just graduated! It's like a weight lifted. What about you? Do you remember your post-uni feeling?"

"Are you the 'like' button on my Instagram crush's posts? Because I can't help but keep hitting on you."

"Your story caught my eye – love the vibe! Just curious, is there someone special behind that smile?"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? I can make your birthday sex song a reality, beautiful. Let's celebrate together."

"Are you a camera? Because every picture you post just keeps getting more beautiful."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection when I see your Instagram posts."

"Just like Cafeteria's melody, your charm has me in a beautiful harmony, want to make our own soundtrack?"

"Turning 23 never looked so good. How about we make your birthday sex song a reality? 😉"

"Well, 'nothing' can sometimes be the perfect canvas for something amazing. What's your idea of a perfect day?"

"If your lips are the only dry spot, I’d love to help you find some shelter from the storm."

I admire your mysterious vibe. It adds an intriguing element to your persona. Let's keep unraveling those layers together.

"That tongue-out selfie just made me rethink what a perfect smile looks like—can I see it in person?"

"That tongue-out selfie is fire! I bet your kisses are just as bold and captivating. Want to test that theory?"

"Wow, that saree looks stunning! Are you secretly a Bollywood star? If so, can I be your sidekick in the next big drama?"

Are you a picture in a fairy tale book? Because you look absolutely enchanting in that white dress.

"Drenched and fabulous—how about I take you somewhere dry and we make some waves together?"

"Is that a nose ring, or is it just your smile shining brighter than ever? Stunning look!"

"Turning 23 with a wild heart? Sounds like the perfect combination. Let's make your birthday unforgettable."

"With a view like that, I’d say the stars just got jealous of your shine."

"Are you a constellation? Because your glow is lighting up my universe."

"Your comment sparked a light, your words so witty, bright. Indeed, you've caught my sight, in the day or darkest night."

"With a picture like that, how can I resist? Let's make your caption a reality, starting with that irresistible smile."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel who knows how to have a sinful good time.

"Is it the nose ring or your stunning brows that caught my eye? Either way, you’re a total showstopper."

Are you in pain from those wisdom teeth? Because I'd love to be your temporary pain reliever.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your booty, the marks disappear like my chances with you!"

"Did you forget to reply or was your response lost in the post with my Hogwarts acceptance letter?"

"Are you posting Instagram stories, or casting spells? Those eyes and lips are pure magic."

"Those eyebrows are on point; I’ll need them as my GPS for finding my way to your heart."

"Couldn't help but comment, your post was like a breath of fresh air in the often dull world of social media."

"Are you the fire in your wild heart? Because I'm ready to get lost in la pasión with you."

"Drenched in beauty and mystery—care for some company to share the sunshine when the storm passes?"

"That sky in your picture is beautiful, but it can't compare to your eyes."

"Those eyebrows are on fire—are you sure you're not causing a local heatwave with that nose ring too?"

"Well, your modesty is refreshing! Looking forward to the day you unveil your magnum opus. Keep me posted, Spielberg!"

Your picture just made my day brighter. Mind if I ask for more smiles in person?

"I didn’t know angels could take such divine baths; your pic should come with a warning for heartthrobs!"

"In your devilish guise, beauty's flame ignites, with every glance, you set my heart alights."

"In dreams, I'd lay with you, under the stars so bright, your smile's a beacon, turning darkness into light."

"Baking might be your forte, but darling, you're the main course in my eyes."

"Is your chest made of steel? Because every time you flex, my heart lifts a little higher."

"Are you a YouTube algorithm? Because I can't help but keep clicking on you, Khushi!"

"With those stunning brows and that nose ring, you’ve just upped the ante for my heart's desire."

"Like art on display, your beauty's a thrill, don’t take off those nips, just let my heart fill."

"Even with sore jaws, your beauty shines bright like the sun's warm rays."

"Those gains are impressive, but I bet your best workout is still yet to come—how about we lift together?"

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

"With that playful vibe, I bet your laugh is as contagious as that smile—what's your secret for spreading joy?"

"Can I cook you up a post-gym meal? Because your physique is more enticing than any dessert."

"Are you an Instagram post? Because I can't help but double tap when I see your picture."

"I see you’re wet, but those lips look like they could start a fire. Care to spark a flame together?"

"With those killer brows and that hot nose ring, you’ve got me thinking about some serious chemistry."

"Your playful spirit is a delightful sip, in this world of wonders, you've got the best grip."

"If your booty has no scars, does that mean it’s the scariest ghost on the block? Boo-tiful and haunting!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together—especially under this shower of surprise!"

"I thought the highlight of my day was my coffee, but then I saw your story—seriously, how do you make magic happen?"

"That nose ring just raised the temperature—care to turn up the heat together?"

"That nose ring and those brows? It’s like you’re a work of art—mind if I admire the masterpiece up close?"

"Your style could start a trend—those eyebrows and that nose ring are straight fire! What’s your secret?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see your story, everyone else disappears... including my ex!"

"Drenched and dazzling—your lips have me wondering if it’s the rain or you that’s making my heart race."

"Is that an 'H' I see in your eyes? Because I think we might be having a Hakim-chemistry connection here."

"I see those lips peeking out; they must be thirsty for a kiss after all that rain."

"I may not be the song 'Birthday Sex', but I can definitely make your 23rd one to remember."

"Your face may get dry post-skincare, sweetheart, but your adorable glow keeps my love for you perpetually hydrated."

"In a world of filters and posts, your beauty needs no boast. You shine like a star, captivating from afar."

"Hey Khushi, is your heart as captivating as your YouTube channel, because I find myself helplessly subscribed to both."

"I see those lips peeking through the rain—care for a kiss that’ll dry you off even faster?"

"That nose ring and those killer brows got me questioning if you’re a work of art or a muse."

"If they returned you, does that mean I'm free to make my move? Because I definitely remember you."

"Excuse me, but I think you dropped something...my jaw when I saw your picture."

"Is that a cherry tattoo or just your way of tempting me? Because that view deserves a closer look."

"Girl, you're way hotter than any oven, and all I want is a taste of your delicious charm."

"Your story just leveled up my day! Quick question: Does someone special get to enjoy that stunning look, or is it just us?"

"If your smile shines brighter than the stars, I’d love to be your night sky."

"Is that cherry tattoo a sign? Because I’d love to take a bite of what you’re serving in those pics."

"Even drenched, you’re a masterpiece; I’d love to know what colors those lips could paint on a sunny day."

"Your profile picture caught my eye, but your posts captured my heart. Coffee sometime?"

"If your lips are this stunning when you're wet, I can only imagine the magic when you're dry."

"Your style is on point! Just curious, does your heart come with a nose ring or is it still open?"

"In dreams we dwell, where hearts take flight, lay with me, and make the stars shine bright."

"Your picture stopped me in my tracks. Mind if I take this chance to get to know you better?"

"That nose ring and those brows? You’re turning heads and setting hearts on fire. Can I get a closer look?"

"Drenched yet dazzling—somehow, you make wet look like a work of art. Can I paint my heart into your day?"

"In a world of beauty, you’re the rarest gem,
Don’t take off your nips; let me cherish them."

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber—because you're keeping it fresh and I can't take my eyes off!"

"I heard it's your birthday soon, how about we start the celebrations early with a little birthday sex?"

"Saw your 'felt cute might delete later' post, but with your beauty, there's no delete button in my mind."

"Loving the nose ring and those killer brows! Are you single, or do I need to step up my game?"

"Looks like the rain couldn't wash away your charm, those lips are definitely the highlight of the storm!"

"With a view like that, I’d say the only stars we need are right here in front of me."

"Your photos caught my eye, but your interesting posts made me want to get to know you more."

"With those killer brows and that nose ring, you’ve definitely got me feeling a little breathless over here."

"If kissing a girl felt that good, imagine how much fun we could have together!"

"That workout video really got my heart racing—just like you do when you walk into the room."

"Looks like your lips are the only dry part; can I be the reason they smile tonight?"

I'll do you one better - I'll commission a billboard with your face on it! Get ready for some serious selfie fame. 📸

"No scars? So you mean your booty is like a horror movie with no sequels? I’m intrigued!"

"That nose ring is fire, but your confidence is what really steals the show. Can I join you on this vibe?"

"You must be a special delivery, because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

"We've only met on Facebook but your posts already brighten up my day."

"Those amazing brows and that nose ring are a dangerous combination; do you always look this hot, or is it just for me?"

"Well, your comment did raise the bar on my post and made it extra special."

"With those flawless brows and that edgy nose ring, you must be breaking hearts—mind if I join the list?"

"Are you a stamp? Because I can't resist the urge to stick with you all the time."

"That nose ring and those brows are a power move—how about we team up and conquer the night together?"

"If your lips are dry, let's create a storm together—just promise to keep me under your umbrella."

"That nose ring really suits you; I’m curious, does it come with a partner or are you still on the market?"

"With that fierce look, I’m convinced you could make even the sun jealous. Mind if I bask in your glow?"

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Like a priority package from Canada Post, your beauty is express-delivered straight to my heart."

Your birthday sex story got me thinking... How about we create our own unforgettable night of la pasión?

"Like Nasty C's flow, you shine with such grace, in this dance of life, it's you I embrace."