The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Posted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Posted chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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    Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)

    Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)

    Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

  2. Life is like the word 'color'

    It's better with u in it

    (Sorry if its bad)

    Edit: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone. I never post, let alone get 1k upvotes for a post, so thanks! Also i got my first award! :D

  3. Are you post World War One?

    Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas

  4. You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

  5. Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

    Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.

  6. Roses are red

    Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour




    Edit:this blew up and it was my first ever post lmfao

  7. Hey tie your shoes

    Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

    Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

  8. You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

  9. The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

  10. Damn bro nice cock

    That’s the post

posted pickup line
What is a Posted pickup line?

Funny posted pickup lines

Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)
•Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


•Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

Cus u got a NiCE AsS

•Are you terms and conditions ?

Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
you

Porn.

Hey, wanna come back to my place and watch porn on my 52" flat-screen mirror?

(Might be a re-post, or you may have seen it elsewhere, sorry 'bout that)

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

Can we stop the "one for a girl names ____" posts?

You get 1 comment which is always shite which no one will ever use and theres a megathread for names

Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock.

(Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)

Baby if we were in a band

You'd be the guitarist because you pluck my heart strings

(First post here :)

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'
Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

Hey girl, are you the comments to every fucking post here?

Cause you’re looking nice

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Hey girl, let's go play army...

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?” “You’re both fine as FUCK”

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

300 upvotes and I'll use this on someone and post ss 🤪

I’d like to have her on my post.

Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

I came up with something i have no use of so im posting it here

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

Youre like heroin

I want to fall asleep with you in my arms

2nd time posting cause my english is shit

Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Roses are red violets are blue i have a std now you do to

I think i have to write here so this post can get posted

HA HA HA

Are you a reddit post cause i will use you again n again

I like my women like I like my wine

Ten years old and in the basement





This is a repost in my original post I put coffee

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Hey girl, let's forget the world and start a post-rock band.

What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry

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