The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Posted Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Posted pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Posted conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  2. Are you post World War One?

    Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas

  3. Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

    I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

  4. ARE YOU DISHES?

    Cuz I feel the need to do you...

    Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

  5. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  6. Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

  7. You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

  8. Are you a N95 mask?

    Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


    Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got nudes from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

  9. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  10. You are like amazon package

    I want you at my house in the next 24h

    I hope no one posted diz yet


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What is a Posted pickup line?

Working posted pickup lines

Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able
Don't attack me people, my first post here

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

Hey are we playing hide and seek?

Because a girl like you is hard to find

(I saw this pick up line elsewhere but I just had to post it)

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This is a funny Posted pickup line!

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.


(Don't know if this as been posted or not. Sorry if it has been)

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock.

(Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)

Baby if we were in a band

You'd be the guitarist because you pluck my heart strings

(First post here :)

Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

Is that a hard post in your inventory? Or you are just happy to see me?

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Working Posted tinder opener

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

I’d like to have her on my post.

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

300 upvotes and I'll use this on someone and post ss 🤪

Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk

If you spell uno backwards it's On- U and that's where I wanna be.

Found thus pickup line on Instagram and thought it was worth posting here.

You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

I came up with something i have no use of so im posting it here