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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Found Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Found chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

    Cuz I'm McLovin it

    Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

  2. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

  3. Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

  4. Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

  5. I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

  6. I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

  7. You may have found Clark Kent, but I'll always be your Superman.

  8. In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

  9. I must have beaten a boss, because I just found a heart container.

  10. Did you lose an arrow? I found it in my heart.

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I must need an awakening ‘Cause I just found the girl of my dreams.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

I think must have found the Romance section...

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

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Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Yarr I found this map and it led me right to yer booty!

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

I just found out I have special needs :(

And one of them is you

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Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat

Her: no it isn’t, silly

Me: you are my world

Oh hey, I need to call Disney World

I found their missing princess

I don't know how to talk to you, I just know I found myself getting lost with you. from "Too Good"

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

Hey girl are you a diamond?

Becuase I found you at y:12

Best one ever!!!

If you found a bag of money with
the same amount as your phone
number, how much money would you have?

Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

Hows this sound

I thought you were the girl of my dreams, but even in my dreams I never found someone as fine as you.

Opinions and edits appreciated

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha