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Top 50 found Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Found chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

    Cuz I'm McLovin it

    Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

  2. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

  3. Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

  4. Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

  5. I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

  6. I think I just found your tropospheric hotspot.

  7. You may have found Clark Kent, but I'll always be your Superman.

  8. In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

  9. I must have beaten a boss, because I just found a heart container.

  10. Did you lose an arrow? I found it in my heart.

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Latest found chat up lines

I must need an awakening ‘Cause I just found the girl of my dreams.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

I think must have found the Romance section...

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

After getting lost for 40 years I've think I've finally found what I was looking for

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

Yarr I found this map and it led me right to yer booty!

Are you a hydrogen atom?

Because you are forming strong bonds with me when you take my Oxygen.

Girl used this on me when she found out I loved chemistry and we kissed 10 minutes later.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

I’ve looked for a man with a VCR and I’ve finally found the perfect one…. thats a Very Cute Rear by the way.

Her: why are you sad?

Me: I just found out the world is flat

Her: no it isn’t, silly

Me: you are my world

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I don't know how to talk to you, I just know I found myself getting lost with you. from "Too Good"

Hey girl are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you have an accent that’s very similar to the accents of the people that I met that are from Tennessee, and I saw a Tennessee license plate outside, so someone here is probably from Tennessee. (Found in r/antijokes, thought u guys would appreciate it).

Hey girl are you a diamond?

Becuase I found you at y:12

Best one ever!!!

If you found a bag of money with
the same amount as your phone
number, how much money would you have?

Do you need any help?

This happened to me a few weeks ago and I'm pretty proud of this line I made up.

I was walking around in a department store with this girl, and a worker came up to us and asked
"Do you guys need any help?"

I responded with the usual "No thanks" and then quickly added "I already found everything I'm looking for"

My friend gasped a little, and as I walked away, I heard the worker say "Damn that was good."

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

Hey, are you my sock?

Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you ahaha

Me: I found something more contagious than Covid-19

Crush: OMG!! What?🤭

Me: You’re Smile🥴

You know, the US has a coin shortage...

But it seems that I’ve found a dime

Are you a southern three-banded armadillo?

Cus u look like an armadillo species found in parts of northern Argentina, southwestern Brazil, Paraguay, and Bolivia, at elevations from sea level to 770 m (2,530 ft).