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Top 14 Held Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Held chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. The Egyptians held cats in high regard

    I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.

  2. A long one

    So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
    He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

  3. Hey girl, are you a warehouse?

    Cuz I wouldn’t mind if you held my junk

  4. Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?

    Cuz imma take you away from this place

  5. The Action Hero

    A little backstory to this one.

    One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

    I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

    I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

    I call this, **The Action Hero**

    Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

    I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

    Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

  6. I goy this one a few years ago

    If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world

  7. *Walks into room with calendar held like a map*

    Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
    You: I'm just looking for a date
    (This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

  8. What’s a better slam at me being single?

    1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

    2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

  9. What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

    That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I laid my eyes on you.

  10. I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

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Funny held pickup lines

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

Captain, being held by you is quite enough to grt me excited.

If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.
Cos you've been in possession of my heart for way longer than 3 seconds.