Top 17 Held Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Held rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Held pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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I like my women like I like my Oreos...
Held under the surface until the bubbles stop...
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I like my women like i like my firearms
Tightly held in my arms
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If you held a rose up in front of a mirror, you would see two of the most beautiful things in the world.
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Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.
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A long one
So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line." -
Hey girl, are you a warehouse?
Cuz I wouldn’t mind if you held my junk
Working short held pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?
Cuz imma take you away from this place
If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.
I goy this one a few years ago
If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
*Walks into room with calendar held like a map*
Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
You: I'm just looking for a date
(This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)
What’s a better slam at me being single?
1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.
2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.
If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.
held Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Captain, being held by you is quite enough to grt me excited.
If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.
Cos you've been in possession of my heart for way longer than 3 seconds.
I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Held phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Held lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.