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Top 16 Held Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Held pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I like my women like i like my firearms

    Tightly held in my arms

  2. The Egyptians held cats in high regard

    I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.

  3. Captain, being held by you is quite enough to get me excited.

  4. A long one

    So yesterday I had to go to the pharmacist to drop off my prescription. There was an absurdly long line all being held up by this woman who couldn't find her ID. She was looking through her purse, pockets, everything. She kept repeating "I know I have it, I know I have it." This goes on for at least 10 whole minutes. Eventually she gave up and left. As she walked by me to leave I saw the look of pure defeat on her face. After 2 more people it was finally my turn. I gave the pharmacist my prescription. He looked at me with a puzzled expression and asked why I just gave him my prescription. Being also confused, I said "this is drop off right?"
    He looked at me and said "No, this is the pickup line."

  5. Hey girl, are you a warehouse?

    Cuz I wouldn’t mind if you held my junk

  6. Are you an alien held captive in Area 51?

    Cuz imma take you away from this place

  7. If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.

  8. *Walks into room with calendar held like a map*

    Girl: Hey, what are you doing with that calendar?
    You: I'm just looking for a date
    (This is how I got a girl to go to hoco with me)

  9. What's the longest you've ever held your breath?

    That's not nearly as long as how breath-taken I was when I laid my eyes on you.

  10. What’s a better slam at me being single?

    1. I’m so single my fridge has held more jugs than I have.

    2. Does my fridge count as a relationship? I mean, I eat it out every day.

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What is a Held pickup line?

Funny held pickup lines

I goy this one a few years ago
If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world

I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

I’ve danced with Thing 1, and held hands with Thing 2.
But not a creature in Whoville compares to you.

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This is a funny Held pickup line!

If I was the ref, I'd call you for held.
Cos you've been in possession of my heart for way longer than 3 seconds.