Top 50 Bear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Bear chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a build-a-bear?

   Cause I wanna stuff you myself

2. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

3. I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!

4. Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

5. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

6. How much does a polar bear weigh?...(wait for it)...Enough to break the ice

7. If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

8. Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

   Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

9. I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

10. Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

    Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

Funny bear pickup lines

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?

How much does a polar bear weigh?

"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?"

"What? No like 900 pounds."

Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm:

Do you know how much polar bears weigh?

Enough to break the ice.



(yes I got this off Disney Channel)

I lost my teddy bear
Can I hug you instead?

Are you a teddy bear?

Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi my name's (input your name)

Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Are you Marmalade?

Cause I want to spread you out and eat you until you can’t Paddington Bear it anymore?

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?

I lost my teddy bear...

...Can I sleep with you tonight??

Hey are you a polar bear?

Because you are fat as fuck

Ten ton polar bear

If that doesn't break the ice what will

Hey girl. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Because I want to steal one from the zoo. Get in my van. Shits about to get crazy.

If you were an option in "fuck, marry, kill"...

I'd have to choose to kill myself, because I can't bear not to fuck *and* marry you.

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Get I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you tonight instead?

I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you

So it turns out I’m part teddy bear. I just got tested

Everybody likes teddy bears :)

Feeling wild?

I can turn into a bear.

You’re hence cool, you can take the polar bears rear from extinction.

Is your name Teddy? Because I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?