Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice

Do you know the weight of an polar bear….?

I don’t know either, but it’s heavy enough to break the ice.

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!

Girl do you like bears? Because it is time to bare yourself for me.

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Are you my hunny? Because this Pooh bear wants you.

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Babe, I cannot bear living without you.

Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh? Neither do I, but it broke the ice.

You want to see a bear show? Join me next weekend.

Are you an Occult Girl? I'll be your Teddy Bear.

Nina: Did fighting that bear make you this s**...?

Are you a teddy bear because I want to snuggle with you all night.

Girl, I am a gummy bear. Get ready to have a taste of me.

Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

Babe you looking for an extra teddy bear? Because you can sleep with me as much as you want.

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to put me out of this endless torment if it fell on top of me.

Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!

Well, I must say, just like a teddy bear, you look cuddly and irresistible. Definitely want to hug you tight.

"Is your eyelash glue made of honey? Because your eyes have caught me faster than a bear in a beehive!"

"Is your heart made of fluff? Because you're as huggable and comforting as my favorite teddy bear."

"Let's play a game of teddy bear, you be the cutie that I hold onto all night, and I'll be the jealous lover."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with a stroller and teddy bear?"

Are you a bear? Because you just made me go grrr-reatly interested in getting to know you!

"Are you a bear? Because that 'grrr' just got me grinning! Want to hibernate together?"

Sounds intriguing! I'm betting your lie is that you once wrestled a bear, right? Or was it the time you won a hotdog eating contest on Mars?

"Do you believe in love at first snuggle? As your teddy bear, I'd make every hug feel magical."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like a cute teddy bear!

Are you a bear? Because you just made me grrr-owl with laughter.

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

Hey Baby did you know they call me Pooh Bear? Because I'm always chasing after the Honey!

Girl, you are so wet you make me into a drizzly bear.

"Though you bear a demon's heart, it alights my darkest night, your devilish allure sets my love in constant flight."

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I'd love to cuddle up with you all night and wake up to your softness."

"I could definitely use a bear hug right now! Your arms seem like they could give the world's best hugs."

"Are you a panda? Because I find it un-bear-able when you're not around."

"Is your heart a teddy bear? Because I just want to hold it close all night long."

"Are you a walking teddy bear? Because you look irresistibly chubby, fluffy, and utterly cute."

When life's load becomes too much to bear, your strength shines through like a beacon so rare.

Even with heavy burdens to bear, your grace and strength make the load easier to share.

"Are you a teddy bear? You're so soft and sweet, I could fall asleep in your arms."

"How about we turn those stock market lessons into Stock Dates, and I promise, you'll never bear a loss with me."

You're like a cuddly teddy bear, but with a hint of mystery. Makes me want to unwrap the layers. 😉

"Are you from California? Because I can't bear the thought of you being anything less than Golden State perfection."

"The beauty in your eyes so rare, eclipses the moon's soft glow, may I be the dreams they bear?"

Did you lose your Teddy Bear? Because I am cuddly and available for sleep tonight.

I want to climb you like a koala bear.

Chill? I'm practically an ice cube expert. I once chattered with a polar bear over a cup of hot chocolate!

"Safe and sound under my blanket fortress, dreamin' of unicorns! Guard dogs? Nah, I prefer guard teddy bears!"

"Are you a bear? Because every time I see you, I get the urge to catch the most endearing hug."

"Are you in need of cuddles? Because I can be your teddy bear, and promise to always be there."

"You're a dawn's art, creating chaos in my heart, sweeter than any demon's tart, can't bear to be apart."

If I could keep you close, I would never let you go, for losing you is something I can't bear to know.

"Unsent messages often bear the most profound emotions, would you be the one I share mine with?"

Does a bear c**... in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

"Are you a bear? Cause every time I see you, all I want is a hug that lasts a lifetime."

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I just want to cuddle up with your cute chubbiness all night long."

Are you a bear? Because you just made me go "grrr" with your beauty.

Only if you promise to be my big spoon! I'll even throw in some extra fluffiness for good measure. 🐻

Can I be your "Teddy Bear" tonight? Because just like Elvis, I can't help falling for you.

Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to hug you all night, but not in a creepy way.

"Is your heart seeking comfort? Because I can be the teddy bear that warms your lonely nights."

"Excuse me, but did you just emerge from a teddy bear factory? Because you're un-bear-ably adorable!"

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I'd love to cuddle all night and I promise, I'm more possessive than a toddler."

"Is it Teddy Day? Because all I want is to cuddle up with you, my living teddy bear, all night long."

"Is your name Teddy? Cause I don't wanna bear another night without you holding me."

Are you a bear? Because you've got me feeling un-BEAR-ably attracted to you!

"Are you a panda? Cause I find you bear-y attractive and absolutely bam-boo-tiful!"

"Are you a teddy bear? Because every time I look at you, all I want to do is cuddle and sleep."

"Well, isn't that just perfect timing? My polar bear ice cream delivery service was looking for new hotspots to chill!"

Haha, a cuddly teddy bear? I can already imagine snuggling up with you. You sound irresistible.

I'm Gonna run my fingers through your long black hair and squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear

Can I be your teddy bear? I promise to keep you warm and cuddle you all night.

Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to pick you up and cuddle with you all night.

"Are you a panda? Because I find my life's 'bear' necessities in your 'bam-boo-tiful' eyes."

Are you a cuddly teddy bear? Because I just want to snuggle up with you all night long.

"I can't bear to leave a girl with such an enchanting smile. Fancy keeping me captive tonight?"

"How about we lose our bearings together, darling? Just you, me and the playful whispers of the forest."

"Are you a panda? Because I find you so bear-y attractive, it's un-bear-able!"

"Are you a panda? Because I find you bear-y irresistible and un-bear-ably cute."

"Is your name Panda? Because I find you un-bear-ably cute and rare to find."

"So, as your private cuddler, should I bring my own teddy bear or will you be enough?"

"If you need a hug, my arms are open wide. I can be your teddy bear, the comfort by your side."

"Are you a panda? Because I find you bear-y attractive, and it's bamboozling me."

"I can’t bear the thought of being just neighbours, Mahiru. Let's be more, let's be everything to each other."

"Let me teach you the bulls and bears of the stock market, babe, because investing in you has already given me high returns."

Did you just growl? Because I'm willing to bet you're a bear-y beautiful catch!

"Ever read 'Goldilocks and the Three Bears'? Well, I've booked us dinner, because you're just right."

"Sara, are you a panda? Because I find you un-bear-ably cute in pink."

Are you a fluffy teddy bear? Because I want to snuggle up with you all night long.

"Are you a bear? Because I’d definitely ride into the woods just to dance with you by the lake!"

"In your eyes, I see the fire of a warrior, fighting battles no one should bear alone."

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?

Enough to break the ice hey I’m

Credit: my boy Jay

Are you a bear? Because that grrr just stole my honey of a heart!

"Forget teddy bears, why snuggle with stuff when you can hold the real, slightly ridiculous deal?"

"Do you love pandas, too? Because I couldn't bear to be without you."

Oh, so I'm like a cuddly teddy bear? Well, I must warn you, I give great cuddles. Care for a test drive? 😉

"Do you prefer fluffy toys? Because your beauty is softer and more captivating than any teddy bear."

"Are you a packet of gummy bears? Because you're the only snack that makes my heart smile back."

"You're cuddly as a teddy bear but with an irresistible allure; fancy adding another fluffy toy to your collection?"

"Carrying you in my hands makes me realize, your beauty is the only weight I'd ever want to bear."

You're as soft and warm as a cuddly teddy bear... Mind if I give you a hug?

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

"You're so cute, even teddy bears are jealous. Can I share in that sweetness?"

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to cuddle with you all night long and wake up to your sweetness."

"As long as you promise not to be a bear in hibernation and hog all the covers, I'll fly right over."

"Just like a teddy bear, you've got the kind of cute and cozy vibe I want to hold onto until sunrise."

Are you a furry? Because I can't bear to be without you.

"Though dawn may bear the devil's mark, your soul's canvas outshines the dark, a masterpiece that sparks my heart."

Are you a mama bear? Because you're fierce, protective, and oh-so cuddly - just my type!

In your fiery disdain, I find a beauty rare. Your indifference, I can't bear.

Only the good kind—sugar rush from too many gummy bears! What about you, do you have a secret stash of candy? 🍬

"Are you Scrap Baby from Five Nights at Freddy's? Because I can't 'bear' the thought of not knowing you."

Being called a cuddly teddy bear sounds cute. I can't wait to see if you're just as huggable in person.

"Oh absolutely! I once wrestled a grizzly bear just to save my morning coffee. Can't start a day without my caffeine fix."

Aw, you sound like the perfect cuddle buddy! Bet you give great hugs too. 🐻😏

My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?

Are you a bear? Because your "grrr" just stole my heart in the wilderness of love.

"Girl, are you a panda? Because I find you bear-y attractive and I can't bear to be without you!"

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I want to cuddle with you all night long!"

"Are you an antidote? Because every moment away from you feels like a poison I can't bear."

Haha, well, my friends say I'm a mix of a teddy bear and a tornado – cuddly yet chaotic! How about you?

"Are you a panda? Because you have bear-ly left my thoughts since I saw you."

"Morning, darling! I'm sending back an enormous virtual bear hug! May your day be as amazing as your morning messages. 💕"