Top 50 Bear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a build-a-bear?

   Cause I wanna stuff you myself

2. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

3. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

4. I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!

5. Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

6. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

   enough to break the ice. Hiya, I'm Sean, nice to meet you.

7. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

8. How much does a polar bear weigh?

   Enough to break the ice

9. You remind me of Build-A-Bear

   You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

10. If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

Funny bear pickup lines

I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you instead?

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

My teddy bear is lost
Will you cuddle with me tonight?

Are you a teddy bear?

Because I wanna hug and sleep with you together.

Are you a teddy bear

Are you a teddy bear cas I want to snuggle with you all night

Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you

I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

Jungle book told me the bear necessities but the only necessity I need is you

Are you a teddy bear?

'Cause I at this point I just want to snuggle

Are you a teddy bear?

Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.

Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Are you Marmalade?

Cause I want to spread you out and eat you until you can’t Paddington Bear it anymore?

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?

Get I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you tonight instead?

So it turns out I’m part teddy bear. I just got tested

Everybody likes teddy bears :)

Feeling wild?

I can turn into a bear.

I lost my teddy bear...

...Can I sleep with you tonight??

Ten ton polar bear

If that doesn't break the ice what will

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night