Top 50 Bear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a build-a-bear?

   Cause I wanna stuff you myself

2. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

3. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

4. I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!

5. Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

6. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

   enough to break the ice. Hiya, I'm Sean, nice to meet you.

7. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

8. How much does a polar bear weigh?

   Enough to break the ice

9. You remind me of Build-A-Bear

   You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

10. If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

Funny bear pickup lines

I lost my teddy bear.
Can I sleep with you instead?

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

I'm Gonna run my fingers through your long black hair and squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?

Are you a teddy bear

Are you a teddy bear cas I want to snuggle with you all night

Are you a teddy bear?

Because I wanna hug and sleep with you together.

Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you

I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

Jungle book told me the bear necessities but the only necessity I need is you

I lost my teddy bear

Can I hug you instead?

Are you a teddy bear?

Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Approximately 550-1,700 pounds.

Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Are you Marmalade?

Cause I want to spread you out and eat you until you can’t Paddington Bear it anymore?

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?

I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you

Ten ton polar bear

If that doesn't break the ice what will

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Get I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you tonight instead?