Top 50 Bear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you a build-a-bear?

   Cause I wanna stuff you myself

2. In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.

3. I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!

4. Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

5. Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!

6. How much does a polar bear weigh?

   Enough to break the ice

7. If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?

8. I lost my teddy bear.

   Can I sleep with you instead?

9. Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

   Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

10. I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

Funny bear pickup lines

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?
Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

I'm Gonna run my fingers through your long black hair and squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear

I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.

My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?

Are you a teddy bear?

Because I wanna hug and sleep with you together.

I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you

I lost my teddy bear

Can I hug you instead?

Are you a teddy bear?

Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.

Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Are you Marmalade?

Cause I want to spread you out and eat you until you can’t Paddington Bear it anymore?

Hey girl. How much does a polar bear weigh?

Because I want to steal one from the zoo. Get in my van. Shits about to get crazy.

Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Get I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you tonight instead?

I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you

So it turns out I’m part teddy bear. I just got tested

Everybody likes teddy bears :)

Feeling wild?

I can turn into a bear.

Hey are you a polar bear?

Because you are fat as fuck

Ten ton polar bear

If that doesn't break the ice what will

I lost my teddy bear...

...Can I sleep with you tonight??

If you were an option in "fuck, marry, kill"...

I'd have to choose to kill myself, because I can't bear not to fuck *and* marry you.

If you're scared of the bears you can always come sleep in my tent.