Top 50 Bear Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a build-a-bear?
Cause I wanna stuff you myself
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In a room full of basic brown bears, you are my panda.
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I’ll fight a bear for you sweetie!
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Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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Hey Baby did you know they call me Yogi Bear? Because i'm always chasing after the Honey!
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How much does a polar bear weigh?...(wait for it)...Enough to break the ice
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If I bear my heart and soul, can I sneak a peek at your honey pot?
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Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?
Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you
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I'mma climb you like a koala bear.
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?
Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
Funny bear pickup lines
I'm Gonna run my fingers through your long black hair and squeeze you tighter than a grizzly bear
Great big polar bear(she says what?) It broke the ice!
How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I'm Easter Bunny!
I hope you're a bear, cause I'm going to go down on you.
My teddy bear is lost
Will you cuddle with me tonight?
How much does a polar bear weigh?
"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?"
"What? No like 900 pounds."
Do you work at build a bear
Cause I want to stuff you
I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear
Do you know how much polar bears weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
(yes I got this off Disney Channel)
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm:
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? (no) me neither but enough to break the ice, hi my name is .....
I lost my teddy bear
Can I hug you instead?
Are you a teddy bear?
Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice, hi my name's (input your name)
Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?
Because you’re all the support I need
Are you Marmalade?
Cause I want to spread you out and eat you until you can’t Paddington Bear it anymore?
Hey girl are you a teddy bear?
Cause I wanna cuddle all day long
Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener
Any ideas?
Hey girl. How much does a polar bear weigh?
Because I want to steal one from the zoo. Get in my van. Shits about to get crazy.
Are you my teddy bear?
'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night
Get I lost my teddy bear
Can I sleep with you tonight instead?
I lost my teddy bear
Can I sleep with you
So it turns out I’m part teddy bear. I just got tested
Everybody likes teddy bears :)