Top 16 Teddy Bear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Teddy Bear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

   Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

2. My teddy bear is lost

   Will you cuddle with me tonight?

3. I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

4. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I hug you instead?

5. Are you a teddy bear?

   Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.

6. Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

   Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

7. Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

   Any ideas?

8. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I sleep with you

9. Get I lost my teddy bear

   Can I sleep with you tonight instead?

10. Are you my teddy bear?

    'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night

Funny teddy bear pickup lines

I lost my teddy bear...
...Can I sleep with you tonight??

So it turns out I’m part teddy bear. I just got tested

Everybody likes teddy bears :)

Is your name Teddy? Because I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?