Top 21 Teddy Bear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Teddy Bear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Teddy Bear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I cuddle with you tonight instead

2. I lost my teddy bear.

   Can I sleep with you instead?

3. Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

   Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

4. My teddy bear is lost

   Will you cuddle with me tonight?

5. Are you a teddy bear?

   Because I wanna hug and sleep with you together.

6. Are you a teddy bear

   Are you a teddy bear cas I want to snuggle with you all night

7. I don't want to be your tiger 'cause tigers play too rough I don't want to be your lion 'cause lions ain't the kind you love enough I just wanna be your teddy bear

8. Are you a teddy bear?

   'Cause I at this point I just want to snuggle

9. I lost my teddy bear

   Can I hug you instead?

10. Are you a teddy bear?

    Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.

Funny teddy bear pickup lines

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?
Cause I wanna cuddle all day long

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?

I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you

Get I lost my teddy bear

Can I sleep with you tonight instead?

I lost my teddy bear...

...Can I sleep with you tonight??

So it turns out I’m part teddy bear. I just got tested
Everybody likes teddy bears :)

Is your name Teddy? Because I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

Wanna cuddle? I'll be your teddy bear.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?