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Top 20 Couch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Couch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

    My couch actually pulls out.

  2. Know what my couch I have in common?

    We both eat anything that sits on us.

  3. Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

  4. Hey, want to come over?

    My couch pulls out, but I don't.

  5. My couch might pull out

    But I don’t

  6. You know what‘s the difference between me and my couch?

    My couch pulls out.

  7. I seem to have a blow job on your couch.

    Can I come by later and get it?

  8. If you’re a couch potato

    Can I be the couch?

  9. Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

    We'll both lay you out on the couch.

  10. This one's a banger...

    Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch.

    (Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)

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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.
While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

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I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

Let's couch, bind and engage.