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23 Couch Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls or guys from the couch? Use these couch pick up lines for any situation. These funny & cheesy pick up lines about sofas, couches, and couch surfing will help you make a funny impression. Take advantage of these pickup lines about couch to help you land on that hot girl or guy.

Best Working Couch Pickup Lines

A good Couch hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

  2. Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.

  3. Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

    My couch actually pulls out.

  4. Know what my couch I have in common?

    We both eat anything that sits on us.

  5. Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

  6. My couch might pull out

    But I don’t

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What is a good Couch pickup line?

Here are 23 couch pick up lines for her and flirty couch rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your couch rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny couch pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty couch joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute couch pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about couch are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey, want to come over?

My couch pulls out, but I don't.

You know what‘s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?

I seem to have a b**... on your couch.

Can I come by later and get it?

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Smooth Couch pickup line

Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

We'll both lay you out on the couch.

This one's a banger...
Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd kiss you on my couch.

(Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

Cheesy couch Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

Happy h**... Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

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Working Couch tinder opener

Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

Corny couch Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Couch conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let's couch, bind and engage.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Couch love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Couch chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.