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Top 23 Couch Pick Up lines

Do you want to pick up girls or guys from the couch? Use these couch pick up lines for any situation. These funny & cheesy pick up lines about sofas, couches, and couch surfing will help you make a funny impression. Take advantage of these pickup lines about couch to help you land on that hot girl or guy.

  1. What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

  2. Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.

  3. Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

    My couch actually pulls out.

  4. Know what my couch I have in common?

    We both eat anything that sits on us.

  5. Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

  6. Hey, want to come over?

    My couch pulls out, but I don't.

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What is a Couch pickup line?

Working short couch pickup lines to impress a girl

My couch might pull out

But I don’t

You know what‘s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?

I seem to have a b**... on your couch.

Can I come by later and get it?

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This is a funny Couch pickup line!

Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

We'll both lay you out on the couch.

This one's a banger...
Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd kiss you on my couch.

(Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)

If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.

couch Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Do come lay on my couch… With me.

I've got a great psychoanalysis couch back home, care to try it out?

You know what, a few minutes of probing on my couch and you'd be a completely different woman!

Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

Happy h**... Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

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Working Couch tinder opener

Let’s sleep together … on the couches in Bechtel so that we don’t have to leave the library.

couch Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Let's couch, bind and engage.

Smooth and dirty Couch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Couch conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Couch phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.