Top 32 Toilet Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toilet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Toilet conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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How much toilet tissue do you use?
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Are you a toilet paper
Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you
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Baby, do you need toilet paper?
Because I could be your Prince Charmin.
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Hey girl are you toilet paper?
Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away
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Your eyes are so beautifully blue!
Just like my toilet cleaner
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Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.
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Do you need toilet paper?
Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.
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Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!
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Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?
Because I can be your Prince Charmin
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I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper
When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷️
Funny toilet pickup lines
Are you toilet wine
Because the guard has been up my kiss all day and I'm still thirsty.
You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.
Are you toilet paper?
Cause I can’t get enough of you
Want you more than toilet-paper
Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine
Hey honey
Be my valentine?
(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")
Are you a roll of toilet paper?
Cause everybody is fighting for you.
I wish I was a toilet
"Why?"
That way you could sit on me
Baby you are like toilet paper.
I wish you can last forever
Are you toilet paper?
Cuz your exactly what I need
Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone
I’ve run out of toilet paper
Can I use you instead
Are you a toilet?
Because I want to sit on you for an hour
Are you a toilet?
Because I really wanna pull my pants down in front of yoy
When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine
We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.
Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your kiss tonight
Are you a toilet?
Cause I wanna sit on you
Your face is like a toilet,
it makes me flush.
Girl did you know I'm actually a rat
Cuz I wanna climb up your toilet
Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.
Babe, are you stocking up your supplies? I got all the toilet paper and condoms that we need.
High School is a lot like toilet paper, you only miss it when its gone.
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.