Top 46 Toilet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toilet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. How much toilet tissue do you use?

2. Did it hurt?

   When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

3. Are you a toilet?

   Because you look like shit today.

4. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

   Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

5. Hey girl are you toilet paper?

   Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

6. Are you a toilet in a burning church?

   Because holy shit you’re hot!

7. Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

   Just like my toilet cleaner

8. I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

   So I could touch your butt.

9. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

10. Damn, girl are you toilet paper?

    Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

Funny toilet pickup lines

Do you need toilet paper?
Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Hey Girl, do you need toilet paper?

Because I can be your Prince Charmin

Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty..
This was meant to be horrible.. I spent so much time in this sub looking for valuable pickup lines and now I'm just a cynical asshole! Fuck you all cept Tyrone.. he cool.

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



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Are you a toilet?

Because I want to explode on you.

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

I wish I was a toilet

"Why?"
That way you could sit on me

Are you a roll of toilet paper?

Cause everybody is fighting for you.

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

Are you a toilet?

Because I want to sit on you for an hour

Are you a toilet?

Cause I wanna take a shit in you.

I wish I was toilet paper

I wish I was toilet paper cuz then I could touch your butt

Are you a toilet?

Because I really wanna pull my pants down in front of yoy

When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.

Am I toilet bowl?

Because I want you to shit on me.

Did it hurt?

When you fell from someone’s ass into the toilet eater you piece of shit??

Are you a toilet?

Cause I wanna sit on you

Are you a toilet plunger?

Because your always bringing old shit back up