Top 48 Toilet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toilet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. How much toilet tissue do you use?

2. Did it hurt?

   When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

3. Are you a toilet paper

   Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

4. Are you a toilet?

   Because you look like shit today.

5. Baby, do you need toilet paper?

   Because I could be your Prince Charmin.

6. Hey girl are you toilet paper?

   Cuz I wanna use you and throw you away

7. Are you a toilet in a burning church?

   Because holy shit you’re hot!

8. Your eyes are so beautifully blue!

   Just like my toilet cleaner

9. I wish I was a piece of toilet paper..

   So I could touch your butt.

10. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

Funny toilet pickup lines

Damn, girl are you toilet paper?
Because I need all of you for absolutely no reason.

Do you need toilet paper?

Cause I wanna be your Prince Charmin.

Hey baby, I can make a single roll of toilet paper last a whole year!

Roses are red violets are blue

Can I shit on the toilet with you

Damn girl, are you coronavirus?

Cause you got me using more toilet paper ;)

I don’t get why girls are stocking up on toilet paper
When they can literally sit in my face for free🤷‍️

You had me when you had those toilet paper delivered.

Are you toilet wine

Because the guard has been up my ass all day and I'm still thirsty.

Are you toilet paper?

Cause I can’t get enough of you

Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red
Introverts would like the quarantine

Hey honey
Be my valentine?



(Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")

Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

Are you a toilet?

Because I want to explode on you.

I wish I was a toilet

"Why?"
That way you could sit on me

Baby you are like toilet paper.

I wish you can last forever

Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need

Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone

I’ve run out of toilet paper

Can I use you instead

Are you a toilet?

Because I want to sit on you for an hour

Are you a toilet?

Cause I wanna take a shit in you.

Are you flush toilet?

Coz you take away all my shit.

Am I toilet bowl?

Because I want you to shit on me.

Are you a toilet?

Cause I wanna sit on you

Are you a toilet plunger?

Because your always bringing old shit back up

When we sit on the toilet at the same time, we create a long tube that connects your mouth to mine

We could also skip the tube and make a direct connection.