Top 50 Shower Pick Up lines
Are you in a shower or taking a shower with a hot girl or guy? Use these pick up lines while you are both naked and wet. These shower pick up lines feature common household items like shampoo, body wash, and towel. They are cheesy and funny to help you flirt and get dirty in the shower.
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Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.
Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower
So next time you go you should bring me to be safe
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I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
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Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?
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Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water
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You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.
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Save water and shower with an airman.
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Thought of this in the shower...
‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’
You all take my breath away... -
Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.
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Are you a jew?
Because I wanna get in the shower with you
Working shower pickup lines
Save Water. Shower together with me.
You remind me of my shower
Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night
You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.
Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.
Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.
Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you.
Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.
Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.
Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.
Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.
You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.
Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.
Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.
Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.
Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.
Are you a shower? Because I wanna drown in you.
The shower isn't the only thing you turn on.
One for the British in the group
With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet
Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on.
Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.
Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.
Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.
You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.
