Top 50 Shower Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shower pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

   So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

2. I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

3. Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

4. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

5. Save water and shower with an airman.

6. Thought of this in the shower...

   ‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’
   
   You all take my breath away...

7. Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

8. You remind me of my shower

   Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

9. Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

10. Girl,are you my dad

    Cause i wanna take a shower with you

Funny shower pickup lines

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Are you a shower?

Because when I’m dirty I’m going in you

Are you a towel?

Cause I’d like to wrap you around me after I shower

Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area

Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

Roses are red, violets are a flower
I think about you

When I’m taking a shower

Hey girl are you taking a shower

You need to turn me on for the liquid

Take a shower

I wish you were soap so i could feel you all over me

Hey girl, are you by any chance a squirter ?

Cuz It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on

If you know what I mean

Are you a toaster?

Because i wanna take a shower with you

Are you a tree

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
Hey, walk out that house with my swagger
Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?
Just like my mind where I'm goin'
No women, no shawties, no nothin' but clothes
No stoppin' now, my Pirellis on roll
I like my jewelry that's always on whoa
I know the storm is comin'
My pockets keep tellin' me it's gonna shower
Call up my homies, it's on
Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade-away shot
'Cause we ballin' it's Platinum Patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you…

Hey wanna ha-

Damn it! My water heater broke! Wanna come put the hot in my shower!

Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!

I'm currently dating because of this...

You: Hey
Girl: Hey
*you go up to her*
You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower
*kiss her*
Girl: What the heck, what baby shower
You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;)
Girl: Ohh <3
*she kisses back*


I won her

Hey girl are you a towel?

Cause i want you to take you to the shower

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day

Are you a shower

Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably

Hey, are you a shower?

Cause you make me wet baby

You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

I'm not a grower or a shower

It's bigger on the inside

Save water, shower with me at night.