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80 Shower Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you in a shower or taking a shower with a hot girl or guy? Use these pick up lines while you are both naked and wet. These shower pick up lines feature common household items like shampoo, body wash, and towel. They are cheesy and funny to help you flirt and get dirty in the shower.

Best Working Shower Rizz

A good Shower pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  2. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

    So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

  3. I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!

  4. Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?

  5. Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. So what if we shower togther to save water

  6. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

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What is a good Shower pickup line?

Here are 80 shower pick up lines for her and flirty shower rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your shower rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny shower pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty shower joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute shower pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about shower are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Save water and shower with an airman.

Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

Are you a jew?

Because I wanna get in the shower with you

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Smooth Shower pickup line

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

You remind me of my shower
Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.


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Cheesy shower Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you.

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

Girl, are you a sugar baby? Because I want to shower you with my sweet love.

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.


Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

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Working Shower tinder opener

You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

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Funny shower Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Shower conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.

Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.

Are you a shower? Because I wanna drown in you.

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on.

Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet


Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

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Clever shower Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Shower hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again.

Have you showered? Because you will need to after my love shower.

Are you a shower? Because I want 30 minutes inside you every morning and night.

Take a shower. And I will put soap all over you.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside.

Girl,are you my dad

Cause i wanna take a shower with you

Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!


Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

Save water. Shower in my c**......

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Smooth shower Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Shower pickup lines make her give you her number.

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Are you down for my golden shower? Because girl I want to put my life in you.

Did you shower yet? Because I am about to shower you with love and gifts.

Are you a shower?

Because when I’m dirty I’m going in you

Are you a shower?

Cause I wanna go into you and cry for 40 minutes straight

Are you a towel?
Cause I’d like to wrap you around me after I shower

I’m a shower, if you turn me on… I’ll get you wet.

Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain

Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.


My shower kind of sucks it barely gets warm.

Can you jump in so we can heat things up a bit?

I am a dog and u r flower ! I raise up my leg to give you a shower :)

[OC] Hey girl are you eco-friendly?

So don't you think you should save water, so maybe we should shower together.

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Flirty shower Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Shower pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

Ay cutie, are you a toaster?

Cuz i got a fork i wanna put inside you in the shower.

Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you

When I’m taking a shower

Hey girl are you taking a shower

You need to turn me on for the liquid

Hey girl, are you by any chance a squirter ?

Cuz It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

Take a shower
I wish you were soap so i could feel you all over me

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on

If you know what I mean

Are you a toaster?

Because i wanna take a shower with you

Are you a tree

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
Hey, walk out that house with my swagger
Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?
Just like my mind where I'm goin'
No women, no shawties, no nothin' but clothes
No stoppin' now, my Pirellis on roll
I like my jewelry that's always on whoa
I know the storm is comin'
My pockets keep tellin' me it's gonna shower
Call up my homies, it's on
Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade-away shot
'Cause we ballin' it's Platinum Patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you…


I thought of this in the shower

Did you just crawl out of he'll cause you lookin HOT

Pickup Line to get any close friend-girl you know!!

I'm currently dating because of this...

You: Hey
Girl: Hey
*you go up to her*
You: Here's your gifts for your baby shower
*kiss her*
Girl: What the heck, what baby shower
You: Oh someday when I'm the father.. ;)
Girl: Ohh <3
*she kisses back*


I won her

I'm not a grower or a shower

It's bigger on the inside

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Cringe shower Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Hey girl are you a towel?

Cause i want you to take you to the shower

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day

Are you a shower

Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably

Hey, are you a shower?
Cause you make me wet baby

You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*

To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.

James Bond: [in the shower together] "I like you better without your Beretta."
Sévérine: "I feel naked without it."


Girl, I’d let you flush the toilet while I’m in the shower.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Shower love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Shower chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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