Top 50 Shower Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shower pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below
Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

So next time you go you should bring me to be safe
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Hey wanna slip over to the radiation lab and take a decontamination shower together?
You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.
Save water and shower with an airman.
You know you remind me a lot of a toaster

Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me

I think its funny but probably to sexual
What do you think?
Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...
Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.
Are you a jew?

Because I wanna get in the shower with you

Funny shower pickup lines

You remind me of my shower
Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Girl,are you my dad

Cause i wanna take a shower with you

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

Are you a towel?

Cause I’d like to wrap you around me after I shower

Hey GURL you can call me a shower curtain
Cuz ima make sure you get wet in a visually isolated area

Are you a sailor?

Because it looks like you haven’t had access to a shower for a year.

Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you

When I’m taking a shower

Hey girl are you taking a shower

You need to turn me on for the liquid

Take a shower

I wish you were soap so i could feel you all over me

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on

If you know what I mean

Are you a toaster?

Because i wanna take a shower with you

Are you a tree

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
Hey, walk out that house with my swagger
Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?
Just like my mind where I'm goin'
No women, no shawties, no nothin' but clothes
No stoppin' now, my Pirellis on roll
I like my jewelry that's always on whoa
I know the storm is comin'
My pockets keep tellin' me it's gonna shower
Call up my homies, it's on
Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade-away shot
'Cause we ballin' it's Platinum Patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you…

I thought of this in the shower

Did you just crawl out of he'll cause you lookin HOT

Hey wanna ha-

Damn it! My water heater broke! Wanna come put the hot in my shower!

Hey girl are you a towel?

Cause i want you to take you to the shower

I'm not a grower or a shower

It's bigger on the inside

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

Are you a warm shower?

Because you get me soaking wet, and I could stay here all day

Are you a shower

Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably

Hey, are you a shower?

Cause you make me wet baby