Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

Are you a jew?

Because I wanna get in the shower with you

Save Water. Shower together with me.

You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

Girl, are you a sugar baby? Because I want to shower you with my sweet love.

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

Do you have a shower? Because you are so hot that I never want to leave you.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

Are you a playful April shower? Because your presence is a welcome surprise in my life.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.

Do you know that I got a shower handle, because I will get you naked and wet on request.

Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.

Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.

Are you a shower? Because I wanna drown in you.

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on.

Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.

Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again.

Have you showered? Because you will need to after my love shower.

Take a shower. And I will put soap all over you.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside.

Girl,are you my dad

Cause i wanna take a shower with you

Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

"Sounds like an epic battle: Team Cold Shower vs Team Cozy Bed. Which one will win tonight?"

"If showers are fun, imagine how epic it'd be to have me steaming up your Snapchat, keeping you on cloud nine."

Are you a shampoo bottle? Because I can't stop staring at you in the shower.

"Are your fingers as talented in the shower as they are in my daydreams?"

"Hmm, careful not to drop the soap. Wish I could give you a hand, but you're probably skilled enough!"

You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

"Like a melody in life's concert, your love's power, in stars above it casts a mesmerizing shower."

"Need company in the shower? With me, you'll find every drop more enjoyable."

"Are you a shower? Because every time I think of you, I get a sudden urge to get wet and wild."

"Have you ever considered being a soap, because I can't imagine starting my day without you touching every part of me."

"You're off for a shower? Mind if I join, because your beauty is too hot to handle alone."

"Is your name Dial? Because you've got that clean allure that's making me want to shower you with attention."

"Sending me your picture would make my shower as delightful as yours, wouldn't it?"

"Is it getting steamy in here or is it just the thought of you stepping under that shower?"

"Need some company? I promise I'm better at scrubbing backs than any loofah."

"Can't help but imagine how a steamy shower would be, if the bubbles were bursting off your radiant beauty."

Save water. Shower in my c**......

"Ever considered a shower for two? It's eco-friendly, and I promise, the view is breathtaking."

"Ever considered a career in modeling? Your shower picture might just cause a global heatwave."

"Need any help turning that shower from steamy to dreamy?"

"You've just showered but it's your natural beauty that's got me steaming up."

"Ever thought about having company in the shower? Just to conserve water, of course!"

"How about we save water, and take a shower together? Your beauty shouldn't be wasted alone."

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

"Can I join your shower routine? It's hard to resist the thought of your water-kissed skin against mine."

"Showering alone is a mundane chore, but with you, it could be the highlight of my day."

"Hey beautiful, how about a cute little shower selfie, to keep my imagination from running too wild?"

"A cold shower sounds refreshing! But if you choose the bed, how about a good book to accompany you?"

"Do you always look this hot, or is it the steam from the shower making my heart race?"

"Is it too much to wish I was your soap, sliding over your divine curves as you take that shower?"

"Darling, if your shower selfies are like rainbows, can I get a peek at that pot of golden beauty?"

Are you down for my golden shower? Because girl I want to put my life in you.

"Imagine our showers taking longer, not because of the water, but due to the heat we create together."