Thought of this in the shower...

‘Girl, you know what you, covid-19, and police have in common?’

You all take my breath away...

Dont worry I'm a grower not a shower.

Are you a jew?

Because I wanna get in the shower with you

Save Water. Shower together with me.

You remind me of my shower

Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night

Girl, are you a sugar baby? Because I want to shower you with my sweet love.

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

Babe, the shower isn't the only thing that will clean you up tonight.

Are you a shower? Because you will squirt and shower me tonight.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

Are you a spring shower? Because you're refreshing and rejuvenating to be around.

Hey girl, are you a squirter ? Because It's too hot with you nearby, and only a good shower could help.

Girl, how about skipping on your bridal shower, and I will turn your next big event a baby shower.

Are you a playful April shower? Because your presence is a welcome surprise in my life.

Girl, I am about to shower you tonight with my love. And you will need a real shower to wash off my love.

You remind me of my shower. I want to get inside of you for 30 minutes every night.

Are you a shower? Because you turn me on and let me come.

Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.

Are you a shower? Because I wanna drown in you.

The shower isn't the only thing you turn on.

Girl you shower? Because I get wet and I turn you on.

Babe I got the shower at my home, because you will get naked once you turn me on.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

Babe, how about some real head instead of a shower head.

Hey I heard u like to fight climate change. We should shower together to save water.

You are so hot you would turn my shower into a steam room.

Babe, let's take shower together. And by the time we are done, we will need to shower again.

Have you showered? Because you will need to after my love shower.

Take a shower. And I will put soap all over you.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

Hey girl you can call me a shower curtain, because I am going to keep all you squirt inside.

Save Water, do not shower with me. Because we would be in there for hours.

Girl,are you my dad

Cause i wanna take a shower with you

Damn it! My water heater broke! You can put the heat in my shower!

"Going to refresh your gorgeousness in the shower? Wish I could be the lucky water droplets."

"Like a melody in life's concert, your love's power, in stars above it casts a mesmerizing shower."

"I’d probably start singing the ‘Titanic’ theme song at the top of my lungs—nothing says romance like a wet solo performance, right?"

"Have you ever considered being a soap, because I can't imagine starting my day without you touching every part of me."

"Are you a shower? Because every time I think of you, I get a sudden urge to get wet and wild."

"Is it getting steamy in here or is it just the thought of you stepping under that shower?"

If we showered together, I'd never want to leave your side. You make getting sudsy sound irresistible.

"I'll respect your wishes, but I can't resist showering you with compliments. It's just who I am."

Your smile blooms brighter than any flower, lighting up the room with its radiant power.

"Sounds like an epic battle: Team Cold Shower vs Team Cozy Bed. Which one will win tonight?"

Are you a shampoo bottle? Because I can't stop staring at you in the shower.

"Need company in the shower? With me, you'll find every drop more enjoyable."

"Is it just me, or does your shower water make you look even more irresistible? I’d love to join the fun!"

"Excuse me, but I think you're missing one thing in there—someone to help you enjoy the moment!"

"You're off for a shower? Mind if I join, because your beauty is too hot to handle alone."

"Hmm, careful not to drop the soap. Wish I could give you a hand, but you're probably skilled enough!"

"Are your fingers as talented in the shower as they are in my daydreams?"

"If showering alone isn't fun, how about we make it a duet? I'll bring the playlist!"

You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

"Sending me your picture would make my shower as delightful as yours, wouldn't it?"

"Is your name Dial? Because you've got that clean allure that's making me want to shower you with attention."

"If showering alone isn't fun, how about we create some steam together? You're way too cute to go solo."

"Hey beautiful, how about a cute little shower selfie, to keep my imagination from running too wild?"

"Showering alone is a mundane chore, but with you, it could be the highlight of my day."

"Need some company? I promise I'm better at scrubbing backs than any loofah."

"Are those soapy bubbles, or are you just trying to make me want to dive in with you?"

"Ever considered a shower for two? It's eco-friendly, and I promise, the view is breathtaking."

"Do you always look this hot, or is it the steam from the shower making my heart race?"

"Is it too much to wish I was your soap, sliding over your divine curves as you take that shower?"

"Ever thought of having a portfolio? Because your shower picture would be the epitome of breathtaking art."

"Are you a shower? Because I can't help but feel steamy every time I see your captivating curves."

"Need any help turning that shower from steamy to dreamy?"

"You've just showered but it's your natural beauty that's got me steaming up."

"How about we save water, and take a shower together? Your beauty shouldn't be wasted alone."

"Ever thought about having company in the shower? Just to conserve water, of course!"

"If your shower's as hot as you are, I might need a towel just to keep up!"

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

"If showering alone is no fun, how about we turn it into a steamy duet? You’ll love my voice!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and me together—especially under this shower of surprise!"

"Can't help but imagine how a steamy shower would be, if the bubbles were bursting off your radiant beauty."

"Is it just me, or do you look even hotter with that water cascading down your body?"

"Ever considered a career in modeling? Your shower picture might just cause a global heatwave."

"Ever considered saving water by showering together? It's eco-friendly and the view is breathtaking."

"Can I join your shower routine? It's hard to resist the thought of your water-kissed skin against mine."

"Calls are great, but be prepared—I might serenade you with my shower singing talents mid-chat! 🎤 What's your favorite song to sing along to?"

You're as refreshing as a morning shower, and just as tempting to dive into.

"Your radiance alone in the shower's flow, makes solitude seem a treasured glow."

"Darling, if your shower selfies are like rainbows, can I get a peek at that pot of golden beauty?"

Are we shampoo and conditioner? Because girl, we should never be apart in the shower!

"Is it just the steam, or did you just make my heart race while you’re bending over like that?"

"Are you a waterfall? Because your soapy curves are making me feel all kinds of slippery."

Mmm, imagining you all wet in the shower is a tempting thought. Can't wait to see your after-shower glow.

"Imagine our showers taking longer, not because of the water, but due to the heat we create together."

"Your shower selfie could turn water into steam; how about you make my day with that masterpiece?"

"Just out of the shower? No wonder it's steamy here, you've brought all the heat with you."

"My plan is simple: shower you with laughter, compliments, and respect until your heart surrenders to me."

"Believe me, I can be your daddy, the kind who'll shower you with love, care, and unending happiness."

Are you down for my golden shower? Because girl I want to put my life in you.

Are you made of sugar? Because you sweeten up my shower time every day.

"Are you a mermaid? Because I can’t resist diving into your world, especially with that cute duck by your side."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

Did you take a shower in a sprinkle of sugar? Because you're looking sweet and sudsy.

"Is it possible to be just friends when every part of me yearns to shower you with endless love and passion?"

"I promise no disturbances, but can't help but remind you, even water's jealous of your scintillating charm in the shower."

"In that shower, alone you shimmer, without you by my side, the world seems dimmer."

"Are you sure you want to risk it? My charm is hotter than the steam off your shower."

Are you made of soap? Because I can't resist getting dirty with you in the shower.

Are you made of soap? Because I can't help but feel the urge to get all lathered up with you in the shower.

"Ever considered shower karaoke? I'd love to be your duet partner... in more ways than one."

"Nice, a man who knows the importance of cleanliness, that's hot! Don’t forget to scrub behind those ears! 😝"

"Don't forget to wash behind your ears! Can't resist a well-groomed man."

"Why shower alone when we could create our own little spa day? I’ll handle the bubbles if you handle the laughs!"

"I hear two people in the shower creates better acoustics—want to harmonize and turn up the steam?"

"I’d probably try to act cool, but the shampoo bottle might just become my new best friend as I awkwardly hold it up for support!"

Even after a shower, you're still the hottest thing in the room.

Is it hot in here or is it just you fresh out of the shower?

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

I bet the water droplets on your skin make you look even more irresistible. Can't wait to see for myself.

"Your natural beauty radiates, effortlessly captivating me despite not bathing - imagine the magic after a shower."

Are you a shower? Because I'd love to spend 15 minutes with you every morning.

Haha, hope you're not using up all the hot water! 😉 The thought of you in the shower is quite distracting.

"You're going to shower? Be careful not to steam up my screen, your beauty is already causing a heat wave."

"Like a refreshing shower, you wash away all the stress and fill my life with happiness."

"How about we save some water and share a shower? Your beauty deserves to be admired in every drop."

Let's save water and shower together, because you're too hot to handle alone.

Like flowers in bloom, your beauty lights up the room. Can I be your garden and make your heart bloom?

If kisses were rain, I'd send you a storm. Can I shower you with love?

"I’d make a dramatic exit, slipping on a rubber duck. Next time, let’s stick to FaceTime in more... dry locations, yeah?"

"Mind if I join you in the shower? Not for anything else, but to save water, of course."

If I were a flower, you'd be my sun, shining bright with gifts and fun.

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but your shower pics might just revive it. Are you in the business of performing miracles?"

"Planning on making a splash in the shower? Mind if I join and make it an ocean of desire?"

Are you a shampoo bottle? Because I feel lathered up with excitement whenever you're around.

"Well, I’d probably be too busy trying to figure out if I need a snorkel or just a good Wi-Fi connection!"

"I must be dreaming; your shower scene could inspire a masterpiece. Mind if I join your art exhibit?"

"I must have taken a cold shower, because you're making me feel all hot and steamy just standing here."

Only if we can also dance like we're in a romantic movie montage afterwards! Deal?