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Top 11 Piss Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Piss pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a tree?

    Cuz i’d love to piss on u.

  2. Damn girl, Are you last few drops of piss?

    Cause you’re always trying to get in my pants.

  3. My friend and I were just discussing... do you say pee or piss?

    He says urinate, but I say you’re definitely a 9 or 10!

  4. I pulled my back out and the doctor said I can't lift anything large for two weeks

    Can you hold this for me while I take a piss?

  5. An Interesting Title

    Girl: *angry*
    Me: You seem pissed
    Girl: I wanna beat smth rn tbh
    Me: Okay then, wanna try beating my meat?

  6. Call me ben

    Because all my girls are ten

    Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


    My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

    So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

    I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

    Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

  7. What’s up gamer girl

    How much do you sell your piss for?

  8. Hey are you my bed sheets

    Cause you reek of piss

  9. Roses are red, violets are gay..

    I pissed my bed, will you be my bae?

  10. Are you the piss drawer?

    Because I don’t want to pull anything out of you.

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That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?