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Top 13 Dirt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dirt chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you a minecraft dirt block?

    Cus im digging you

  2. I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

  3. No, it's not dirt, it's my Earth Day suit!

  4. Stole from RacconEggs

    Are you a minecraft dirt block? because I dig you

  5. Are you dirt?

    Cause I wanna plant my seed in you and watch it grow.

  6. Are you dirt?

    Cause I'd like to plant my seed in you.

  7. Jeff Goldblum, I'm not dirt, I'm gravel because I'm falling for you.

  8. How much dirt is in a 1” x 1” x 2” hole?

    None, but it can have 1/5 of my dick in it if you want

  9. Are you dirt?

    Because i want to sweep you off your feet

  10. Gardener: hey are you dirt?

    Because I’m digging you

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Funny dirt pickup lines

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..
I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.


No I'm not dirt. I'm gravel, because I'm falling for you.

Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.