Are you a farmer? Because you've cultivated a crop of interest in my heart!

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"Babe, you're like a rugged 4x4; dirty and masculine. Can't wait to get my hands all over your chassis."

"Do you have a name or can I call you 'My Mud Angel', since I've been stuck in the dirt until you showed up?"

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

If you were a dirt bike, I'd ride you all day - helmet not required.

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you just sucked all the dirt and dust out of my heart.

"You must be a dirt road, because every time I venture your way, my heart gets all bumpy and excited."

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

Are you a dirt bike? Because you've got me revving up for a wild ride!

Is your beauty underground? Because I can't resist digging you up to explore every inch.

Did it hurt when you fell from the dirt bike track? 'Cause you've got my heart racing!

"Are you a farmer? Because you've got my tractor running in sixth gear."

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

"Do you have soil in your hair? Because every time I see you, I grow a smile."

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'm drawn to your dirt, ready to cleanse you with my irresistible charm."

"You're like a stain remover to my white tee life, removing all the dirt and leaving only love, love, love behind."

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted yourself in my mind like a tall stalk of corn.

"Are you a farmer? Because you just plowed right into my heart with those blue eyes."

Are you a pile of dirt? Because I can't resist getting dirty with you.

"In this dirt track of life, your smile’s the best ride; with you by my side, I'd conquer the tide."

"Are you a laundry expert? 'Cause I'm a white tee needing your special kind of TLC, minus the dirt please!"

"Love, your sweaty physique needs a thorough wash, let's start with those bulging muscles and end at your hair."

"You're like a muddy pickup truck, rough around the edges but irresistibly sexy underneath all that dirt."

"Your muscles are like a pickup truck, all covered in dirt. Can I be the guy who gets to wash them down?"

Your beauty shines like treasure in the dirt, a rare gem that's beyond compare - my heart flirts.

Are you a cornfield? Because I'm totally lost in your blue eyes, just like a maze!

"Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing at attention in my Wranglers."

"Babe, you're like a dirty sports car, only a lucky guy like me can handle your hot and muscled chassis."

"Ever need a hand scrubbing down those hard-to-reach muscles, big guy? I'm an expert in deep cleaning."

"Because a little dirt can make things more exciting. Just like the mystery in your eyes."

"I'm just a janitor, girl - your picture's so clean it's got me fantasizing about the dirt we could create."

"How about we play 'car and wash'? Your muscles are the car, and I'm ready with my hose."

Are you a hoe?

Cause I wanna drag you through the dirt...

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed by a pro? With me, you'd feel like a prized car getting detailed."

"Because a little dirt never hurt anyone, but missing out on getting to know you would be a real shame."

Is your name John Deere? Because you've got me feeling like a tractor - stuck in your tracks!

"Just like a pickup truck, you're sturdy and rugged. Can I be the mysterious dirt road you haven't explored yet?"

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

In a world that may hurt, your smile shines like a beacon of light in the dirt.

Are you a farmer? Because you've planted yourself in my heart like a crop of love!

"Do I have dirt on my head or are you just sweeping me off my feet with your beauty?"

"Big guy, your body is my favorite terrain; how about I explore every dirty crevice with my magic hose?"

"How about a workout in the shower? I promise to scrub every bulging muscle till you shine brighter than a championship trophy."

"Hey stud, how about you bring those burly muscles over here and I'll wash away all your stress, one flex at a time."

"Is that dirt on your head or are you just planting seeds in my heart?"

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love, not dirt."

"Is your name John Deere? Because you've got me plowing through fields of love."

"Call me your white tee, not for the dirt but for the chance to be close to your heart and soak up your love."

"I saw you disappear into the mud, but even dirt couldn't hide your shine."

"Babe, those shoes may not sparkle, but your eyes outshine any dirt they carry."

Do you ride dirt bikes? Because you're speeding away with my heart, and I can't catch up!

"Baby, you're my favorite kind of dirt - the kind only my special touch can clean off those hard-earned muscles."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I'm a white tee waiting to be spun in your love cycle, but please, no dirt!"

"Like a prized white tee, I'll keep you close to my heart, so avoid the dirt and let’s start with the 'love' part."

"Girl, treat me like your white tee; simple, loved, and without a hint of dirt. Just pure affection washing over me."

Are you a buried treasure? Because I'm digging you up to uncover your hidden beauty.

"Do you ride dirt bikes? Because you've revved up my heart engine in those Wrangler jeans."

"Are you a shower? Because every time I think of you, I feel instantly refreshed and all my dirt disappears."

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to dirt you, only love and laundry await us!"

"Muscles, sweat, and dirt, that's my kind of cocktail. How about a private shower show where I'm your personal cleaning service?"

"You're the rugged, dirty jock of my dreams, can I be the boyfriend who cleans up your irresistible mess?"

"They say love stains harder than dirt, so how about we try getting those white tees a little messy together?"

Are you a farmer? Because you've got me plowing through your field of blue eyes.

Are you dirt?

Cause I'd like to plant my seed in you.

"Are you a gardener? Because I can't help but notice you've planted seeds of attraction in my head dirt!"

"Your body is like a dirty truck - big, strong, and ready for my tender touch to make you sparkle again."

"Hey big guy, need help polishing those rugged muscles? My hose is all set to wash away all your dirt."

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed with a touch as soft as silk and a passion as hot as fire?"

"Hey big guy, how about we indulge in our own steamy car wash? I promise to clean every inch of your muscular body."

"Big jock, you're my dirty little secret. I can't wait to wash every bulging muscle until you're squeaky clean."

"Hey stud, your muscles are like a 4x4, rugged and dirty; mind if I give them a shiny scrub?"

"I see you're not afraid of a little dirt, how about we mix it up and create some beauty together?"

"Just like a dirty car, I can't wait to hose down your muscular frame and polish it to perfection."

"If you're dirt, then I'm the archaeologist ready to explore every inch of you."

"Are you dirt? Because I can't resist digging up all your hidden treasures."

"Hey, you're like my favorite pickup, covered in dirt. Fancy a scrub down from this lucky mechanic?"

"Just like a pickup truck, you've got strength, grit and a whole lot of attractive dirt, babe."

"Babe, you're like a dirty, masculine car that only my hose can handle. Ready for a thorough cleaning?"

"You're so manly and bulging, makes me think I've won the lottery to be your personal hose handler."

Jeff Goldblum, I'm not dirt, I'm gravel because I'm falling for you.

Are you dirt?

Because i want to sweep you off your feet

Gardener: hey are you dirt?

Because I’m digging you

Are you a block of dirt? Because I dig you.

No I'm not dirt. I'm gravel, because I'm falling for you.