Helena Harper: This is a waste of time, but you’re not.

For when getting rejected:

Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

"Roses are red, so let's not waste days, you're a beauty that amazes, waiting for my gaze, isn't it time we blaze, Praise?"

"Are you a Juice WRLD song? Because every time I see you, all my pain turns into 'Wasted Love'."

"I may not impress you with my words, but let me show you with my actions instead."

"Why are you wasting time looking for stars, when your smile outshines them all?"

"Well, if time with you is considered wasted, then I'd gladly waste away with you."

"Well then, I must be a professional time-waster because spending time with you sounds like the perfect use of it."

"Even if hostility is your chosen melody, surely there's room for a harmony called friendship?"

"Wasting my breath? Maybe, but even jesters know that a smile is worth every word—care to take that chance?"

"With a beauty like yours, why waste it on an uncomfortable chair when my face is available?"

Girl are you a waste of time and effort

Because you’re my diamond hoe

"Well, life's too short to waste on lengthy texts when I could be dazzled by your smile in person! 😉"

"Challenge accepted. Let me show you how I can make your doubts disappear with just a smile."

"I appreciate your honesty! Just enjoying getting to know you is my end game. You're way too interesting to let slip away! 😊"

Girl, are you trash? Because we are about to get wasted tonight.

"Your love for food is enviable, and mine for you is undeniable. Let's make no room for waste, shall we?"

"True, but I believe every chat has its spark. Besides, I’d hate to miss out on getting to know someone as intriguing as you! 😊"

"With life being so short, I don't want to waste another moment without admiring your infectious smile."

"I may not impress you with words but my actions will speak volumes. Care to give me a chance?"

"Your smile, dear, brighter than the dawn, why waste it on one who treats you like a pawn?"

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Fair point! But sometimes the wrong turns lead to the most interesting stories. Ready to create an adventure together? 🌟"

"Forgive my haste, but I couldn't stand another moment without admitting my feelings to you. Hoping the feeling's mutual?"

"If I'm wasting my time, then let's make sure every moment is worth it together."

"Well, I must say, time feels anything but wasted when I'm talking to you."

"No worries, I'm all about enjoying the moment. Just curious how someone as captivating as you has avoided dating for so long... 🔥"

"You find me cute, huh? Let's not waste the chemistry, how about we explore this attraction over dinner tonight?"

"Well, I must be a master at time management, because spending it with you is never wasted."

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

No wood gets wasted

"In a world full of waste, it would be a shame not to recycle those beautiful vibes you're giving off."

The anticipation is driving me crazy. Let's not waste any more time talking. Let's meet and fulfill those desires.

"Challenge accepted. Let me show you how my charm and wit can win you over effortlessly."

"Well, lucky for me, I have a talent for leaving you speechless instead of unimpressed."

"True, but I have a good feeling about you. You seem like someone who can keep things exciting. Care to prove me right? 😉"

"True, but isn’t the thrill of finding the right one worth a few detours? Besides, I’m all about quality over quantity. 😉"

"Life's brief, so let's not waste a moment wondering if we're meant to be. Mind sharing a coffee with me?"

"I wouldn't waste sweet talk on just anyone. You, my dear, are a class above the rest."

"Apologies if this feels abrupt, but I believe in seizing the moment, and couldn't resist letting you know how much I admire you."

"I wouldn't dream of wasting a moment, especially if that moment could be spent with you."

"Are you a compost bin? Because you're making my heart turn faster than organic waste into fertilizer."

"Is your name Sustainability? Because your beauty and the way you don't waste food truly saves the world."

Haha, you're not wasting any time! I like to keep things adventurous and switch it up. What about you? 😉

"You might have a point, but I feel like we could create something special. Plus, your vibe is too good to pass up! ✨"

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

"I hope it's not too overwhelming, but I just couldn't let another tick go by without expressing my fondness for you."

"In your attitude, such grace, not a single moment with you, ever feels like waste."

"Your heart may be a fortress of disdain, but have you ever met a relentless charm-warrior?"

Haha, well at least I can hold onto garbage and not let it go to waste. Trash talk level: expert.

Oh no! Well, if you need any help picking out a new keyboard, I'm your guy. Your typing skills are too valuable to let go to waste!

"Where have you been all my life? Because every moment without you feels like a lifetime wasted."

"I'm not a gambler, but I'd bet you hate wasting time too. So how about we start making memories together?"

"I must be a great time waster then, because I can't stop thinking about you."

"Maybe I am wasting my time, but I'd gladly do it if it means getting to know you better."

"Lucky me! Does that mean I have your full attention? I promise I won't waste it; I've got some fun plans in mind. 😉"

"Meri gym membership ke paise waste nahi gaye. Uthana padega toh dumbbells ke jagah tumhe utha lunga."

"Are you a lysosome? Because without you, my life would be full of waste."

"I've noticed your plate never goes wasted, how about we don't waste this chemistry between us either?"

"Has anyone ever told you your beauty could power cities? Let's not waste that energy, let's create some sparks together."

"Guess we're both into recycling because I can't help but want to reuse every moment I spend with you."

"Gorgeous Radhika, cease your flight, with your beauty so bright, you've turned my night into daylight."

"Your smile is so radiant, it turns this town into a city of lights. Why waste it on someone who can't appreciate its brilliance?"

"Are you friction? Because every moment with you, just like energy, never goes wasted."

"Well, I'll make it my mission to leave you breathless with every word I speak to you."

"Well, I must admit, wasting time with you doesn't seem like such a bad idea after all."

Genie of the bottle

So I was on a walk this morning and I came across this really weird looking old bottle. I opened it and this genie flew out. He told me I have one and only one wish. I didn’t wanna waste it so I asked for a priceless treasure. He smiled and gave me your number.

"Apologies for the suddenness but time seems too precious to not convey how much I'm drawn towards you. May I hope for reciprocity?"

"No worries at all! I’m just here for good conversation, and I find you really intriguing. Let’s keep it fun and see where it goes! 🌟"

"Radiant Radhika, beauty unparalleled, why run away when in my heart, you've already dwelled?"

"Your disdain might be a tempest, but could I be the calm that follows your storm?"

"If I'm wasting my time, then let's make every wasted moment count together."

"Do you believe in recycling? Because your boyfriend seems like a waste of good potential, let's conserve resources!"

"I don't need to waste my breath, my smile will do the talking. Care to join me?"

"Hey gorgeous, don't waste your thoughts on him when you could be lost in mine, thinking of our wild nights ahead."

"Darling, your tears are too precious to waste. How about we trade them for laughter over a candlelight dinner?"

"Do you believe in energy conservation? Because our chemistry could light up this whole room."

"I must be a time traveler because my only mission is to make every second with you worth it."

"You find me repulsive, yet I'm still captivated. Isn't irony the sweetest poetry?"

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?

"Your assertive stance is cute, ensuring our time together, couldn't be substitute."

"Skeptics make the best love stories. So, how about we rewrite your script with a smile?"

"Hey beautiful, let's swap war worries for sweet whispers, because a peace as stunning as you shouldn't be wasted."

"Why waste time searching for treasure, when I've found the rarest gem in your mesmerizing eyes?"

"If you throw me in the garbage, I promise to come back as the finest recycling—too good to waste!"

"Well, I'd say it's time well spent if it means getting to know someone as stunning as you."

"Maybe so, but spending it with you seems like the best way to waste time."

"Can I be your recycling program? Because I want to make sure nothing about you is wasted."

"Well, lucky for you, I'm not here to impress you with words. How about a dance instead?"

"Why waste time searching for stars when your smile outshines the cosmos?"

"Let’s not waste time; I’m ready for some fun—shall we shag now, or keep the anticipation for later?"

Careful not to slip in there, wouldn't want such a fine view going to waste. 😉

"Your attitude towards waste is admirable, can we also not waste this chemistry between us?"

"I must be a master of efficiency because I never waste time when it comes to you."

"Let's not waste time, your eyes tell me we're both thinking about how beautiful our child would be."

Haha, you're not wasting any time getting to the point! I like someone who's direct. But let's save that for a future date, shall we? 😉

"I may be 'wasting' my time, but I'd gladly waste it all on you."

"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be able to impress you in no time."

"Wasting time isn’t my style, but I can’t help wanting to get to know the intriguing girl behind that playful attitude. 😉"

"I may not always impress, but I promise to always try my best for you."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because girl, you're so unique they couldn't possibly make two of you."

"Is it wasteful if I spend my entire day lost in your eyes?"

"Why waste time wondering when we could be out making memories together? Let's seize the moment."

"A day without your smile is a day wasted, let's not waste tonight."

"If I’m a jester, then you must be the queen; care to let me entertain your heart for a moment?"

"You going to the bath alone is a crime; wasting all that beauty without an admirer like me."

Wish I had a good shovel so I could dig you, but I wasted all the diamonds on my hoe.

"Excuse me, is your name 'Efficiency'? You seem to perfectly blend beauty and practicality without wasting a single detail."

"Hey there, I won't ask for your name because you're already mine. How about we grab dinner together?"

PULine request: Yoni

Girl named Yoni! Don't let this one go to waste guys! Highest upvoted one is the one I'll use

Are you a chav?

Cause I’d waste all my benefits on you

You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*

I am wasted but...

The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

Hey are you Fortnite?

Cause you look like a waste of money, but I still wanna play you.

You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin', but my time would be wasted 'cause they got nothin' on you. (Nothin' on You)

Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?