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Top 30 Waste Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Waste pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Waste tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I may be wasted

    But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

  2. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  3. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

    what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  4. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  5. Are you reddit?...

    Because I would waste my life on you

  6. I used to waste time chasing butterflies. But today you simply put the butterflies my stomach.

  7. Helena Harper: This is a waste of time, but you’re not.

  8. For when getting rejected:

    Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

  9. Girl are you a waste of time and effort

    Because you’re my diamond hoe

  10. Girl, are you trash? Because we are about to get wasted tonight.


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What is a Waste pickup line?

Working waste pickup lines

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter
No wood gets wasted

Genie of the bottle

So I was on a walk this morning and I came across this really weird looking old bottle. I opened it and this genie flew out. He told me I have one and only one wish. I didn’t wanna waste it so I asked for a priceless treasure. He smiled and gave me your number.

There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

Why waste it on talking?

Wish I had a good shovel so I could dig you, but I wasted all the diamonds on my hoe.

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This is a funny Waste pickup line!

Are you a chav?

Cause I’d waste all my benefits on you

You know how it’s important not to waste water...
So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*

Hey are you Fortnite?

Cause you look like a waste of money, but I still wanna play you.

I am wasted but...

The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

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Working Waste tinder opener

There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.

Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?

Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin', but my time would be wasted 'cause they got nothin' on you. (Nothin' on You)