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Top 27 Waste Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Waste pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn’t have to be.

  2. Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

    what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

  3. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  4. Are you reddit?...

    Because I would waste my life on you

  5. I'll waste your pussy like Frieza wasted the Saiyan race.

  6. Damn, are you the lottery?

    Because you’re a waste of time and money and I don’t feel confident about my chances to win this one.

  7. There are so many great things to do with the human mouth...

    Why waste it on talking?

  8. Wish I had a good shovel so I could dig you, but I wasted all the diamonds on my hoe.

  9. PULine request: Yoni

    Girl named Yoni! Don't let this one go to waste guys! Highest upvoted one is the one I'll use

  10. Are you a chav?

    Cause I’d waste all my benefits on you

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Call me ben
Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

You know how it’s important not to waste water...

So why don’t we shower together?
*works best in a drought area*

Hey are you Fortnite?

Cause you look like a waste of money, but I still wanna play you.

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Are you a clock I just shit on?

Because you're a waste of time

Try me once and if you don't like it, what have you wasted? What, six hours of your life? It'd be more if you want foreplay.

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?

Beautiful girls all over the world I could be chasin', but my time would be wasted 'cause they got nothin' on you. (Nothin' on You)

Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of wine, and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.

Excuse me, but I just ordered a bottle of (drink), and it turns out my friend can't make it after all. I'd hate for it to go to waste. Would you care to join me?

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I used to waste time chasing butterflies , but nowadays because of you, I have them in my stomach.

There are so many things to do with the human mouth. Why waste it on talking?

Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be.