Top 50 Treasure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Treasure pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, you make me want to be a pirate

   Because that booty will be my treasure.

2. I’m a happy pirate

   Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

3. Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

4. That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.

5. I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

6. I have me a treasure map!... to yer heart!

7. I don't need your gold, your chest is already a treasure.

8. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

9. Would you like to compare our treasure? Because my crown jewels would look great in yerr teasure chest.

10. Hi my name is Nic Cage...

    And I believe you are the national treasure I’m looking for.

Funny treasure pickup lines

Arrrg I need somewhere to bury me treasure.

Can I bury my treasure on your island?

If you pull out your treasure map, I'll show you where the booty is.

Arr, out of all the ships I Plundered, you be my favorite treasure.

If i became a pirate,

You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

Arrrg, I want to plunder your booty and treasure your chest!

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

Call me a pirate...

Because i'll treasure that booty

I'll show you my buried treasure if you show me yours.

Hey girl are you a burried treasure?

Cause I think I really dig you.

I must be Nicolas Cage,

Because your ass is a national treasure

Hey girl, I must be Nicholas Cage

Cause you're a national treasure.

Babe, my suspicious looking tentacle is ready to expose nearby treasures underneath your shirt.

Roses are red, your smile I do treasure...

I'm getting aroused cause you're lips... damn they're so tender

Hey girl, I think you're a treasure

Cause I really *dig* you.

Idk why pirates spend their whole life searching for treasure?

'Cause the real treasure is the girl reading this

I am looking for a treasure.

Can I search your chest ?

I'm not gonna lie, I was using a potion of treasure finding when I met you.

If i were a pirate i would bury you with love because baby you're my greatest treasure!

I won’t let Nicholas Cage take you away

Them: You wut?

Me: You’re my national treasure.

Want ta help me bury me treasure?

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ancient treasures excite me.

Are your parent pirates or smth?

Cause they have a huge treasure