Top 50 Treasure Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Treasure pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Treasure conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl, you make me want to be a pirate

   Because that booty will be my treasure.

2. I’m a happy pirate

   Cuz you’re the treasure I was looking for

3. Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

   Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

4. Baby I'm the X on your treasure map, can you dig me?

5. That’s a nice treasure chest you’ve got there.

6. I feel like a Indiana Jones, because you are the treasure I am looking for.

7. I have me a treasure map!... to yer heart!

8. I don't need your gold, your chest is already a treasure.

9. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

10. Would you like to compare our treasure? Because my crown jewels would look great in yerr teasure chest.

Funny treasure pickup lines

Hi my name is Nic Cage...
And I believe you are the national treasure I’m looking for.

Arrrg I need somewhere to bury me treasure.

Can I bury my treasure on your island?

If you pull out your treasure map, I'll show you where the booty is.

Baby, you remind me of the Constitution, cause you look like a national treasure.

If i became a pirate,
You would be my only treasure



You can prolly word it a lil better

Edit: change in wording

I hope you like pirates

Because this one is going to open your treasure chest tonight

Arrrg, I want to plunder your booty and treasure your chest!

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

Call me a pirate...

Because i'll treasure that booty

I'll show you my buried treasure if you show me yours.

Hey girl are you a burried treasure?

Cause I think I really dig you.

I must be Nicolas Cage,

Because your kiss is a national treasure

Some may call you junk. Me? I call you treasure.

I’m a pirate on a treasure hunt…

And it seems I just came across some real fine booty

Babe, my suspicious looking tentacle is ready to expose nearby treasures underneath your shirt.

Genie of the bottle

So I was on a walk this morning and I came across this really weird looking old bottle. I opened it and this genie flew out. He told me I have one and only one wish. I didn’t wanna waste it so I asked for a priceless treasure. He smiled and gave me your number.

Hey girl, I think you're a treasure

Cause I really *dig* you.

Idk why pirates spend their whole life searching for treasure?

'Cause the real treasure is the girl reading this

I'm not gonna lie, I was using a potion of treasure finding when I met you.

I am looking for a treasure.

Can I search your chest ?

If i were a pirate i would bury you with love because baby you're my greatest treasure!

I won’t let Nicholas Cage take you away

Them: You wut?

Me: You’re my national treasure.