Were you forged by Sauron? ‘Cause, baby, you’re precious!

You remind me of the fruit in Lehi’s dream; precious above all others.

Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.

Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it, precious.

Your touch is like a pearl in my hand, precious and divine. You're the goddess like Persephone in her prime.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine so bright, you must be precious.

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you're the most precious gem in this room."

I'm on a hunt for something precious, like you. Care to join me for dinner and see if we find it?

Your smile is like a hidden gem, rare and precious, lighting up my world with pure delight.

"Your smile is more precious than a diamond, can I invest in the stock market of your heart?"

"Call me your white tee, 'cause just like you never want to stain it, I never want to lose your precious love."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you're precious and sparkling just like them.

"Are you a precious gem? Because in you, I've found my greatest treasure."

In every heartbeat, in every breath, nothing compares to you; my precious gem, my everlasting depth.

Did you come straight out of Liyue Harbor? Because you're as precious as the finest jade.

"Can I be your bra for a day? I'm pretty good at supporting and covering precious treasures."

If I were a gem, you'd be my most precious stone, I promise to never leave you alone.

"Excuse me, could I borrow a smile? Yours is far too precious to be washed away in tears."

"Do you have a pinch of saffron? Because just like the world's most precious spice, you've spiced up my heart."

"Your smile outshines the most precious gold, can it light up my world too?"

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

How the h**... do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

"In the garden of my heart, you're the most precious art, as lovely as a florist's start."

Girl, were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom?

Because you're precious.

Are you made of gold or starlight clear? In my arms, I'll never break your heart, my dear.

Meeting you feels like finding a rare gem. Can I take you out to dinner one last time?

Like a precious gem, your golden blood shines bright, reflecting the strength within you, my light.

"Your heart must be a secret box, because every moment with you reveals another precious gem of beauty."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because your beauty is diverse, precious and absolutely breath-taking to explore."

Like a precious gem, your stature small,
But in my eyes, you stand tall.

"In the world full of raids, your smile is the most precious loot I've ever found."

"I promise to forever cherish your heart, as it's the most precious treasure I've ever found."

"Your smile more precious than pearl, in your eyes lies the world's hue, so perfectly halal, may I be the one for you?"

"Can I be your pickaxe? Because I can't help but feel this magnetic attraction to your precious heart."

You deserve to be cherished, like a precious gem in a treasure trove. Can I be your guardian?

Like a precious gem in the night, nothing compares to you, my guiding light.

"Your bald little pussy is like a rare gem, so precious and perfect in every way."

Are you from Mordor? Because my precious, you've got me wrapped around your finger!

"Girl, you're more precious than any diamond, but can I still explore your unexplored facets tonight?"

"Just like a diamond, your beauty is unbreakable, precious and ever shining, Iyanu."

Just like broccoli, you're a rare gem, with beauty and grace that shines like a precious stem.

"Like the Krusty Krab to Mr. Krabs, you're my greatest treasure; only your beauty is far more precious than any pearl."

In my arms, I'll keep you close, my dear, my love for you will never disappear.

In a field of darkness, you're the precious pearl I long to hold, my goddess of love and gold.

If I had a ruby for every time I saw someone as radiant as you, I'd be rich. Dinner date?

"Like petals in spring, your beauty unfolds, a treasure so pure, more precious than gold."

"Believe me, in the field of geology engineering, I've never seen a gem as precious as you."

Your touch is like a precious pearl, radiating the grace of Persephone in the realm of Hades.

"As a Capricorn, you're as precious as a gem; just like your beautiful brown locks shining in the sunlight."

Are you a crystal? Because you're rare, precious, and I can't stop staring at you.

"Just like a precious gem, the most valuable things come in small packages - and you're priceless."

"Are you a treasure? Because I'm lucky to have found someone as precious as you."

Like a diamond in the rough, your complaints make you shine. Your words are precious, divine.

Hades himself would envy the beauty of your touch, a treasure more precious than any such.

"Your hobby must be collecting treasures because you keep saving my snaps like precious gems."

Your heart is a treasure, too valuable to part - I vow to protect it and never break it apart.

"If leaving is a song, darling, you'd be my Jolene, too precious to ever say goodbye to."

"Dating me is like finding a rare gem - unique, precious, and guaranteed to make you smile every day."

"Are you a deal with a demon, because your soul is too precious to resist."

In my arms, you'll find solace and cheer, for I promise to never break your heart, my dear.

"Your soul shines bright, like a precious gem. Will you let me keep it safe within?"

"As rare as a lavender moon, as precious as amethyst's tune, in my life, you're an exquisite boon."

Your grace outshines the depths of hell, like a precious pearl in Persephone's gentle hand.

"Just like Catwoman, you've stolen something precious from me - my undivided attention and uncontrollable heartbeats."

Your hand is as precious as a pearl, in this beautiful realm, you are the ultimate girl.

"Your glow ignites my love's touch, I adore you dearly, oh so much; for you're my life's most precious crutch."

"Well, if they’re enjoying your blood, I hope it comes with a side of fries! Nothing like a snack while being dramatic, right?"

"Are you a diamond? Because I've been under pressure, waiting to find something as beautiful and precious as you."

Your youth's a treasure, such grace you hold, your smile like sunshine, more precious than gold.

In my arms, your heart I'll guard, your trust in me will never be marred.

Are you a rare crystal? Because you're one of a kind, precious, and I want to explore your depths.

Like a rose's thorn, my love will never harm your precious blood, my dear.

In this game of hide and seek, I found the most precious gem – your eyes so uniquely sleek.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine with confidence and beauty like a precious gem.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like a precious gem to me.

"Your post radiates with flair so fine, like a precious gem, you truly shine. Let's explore this connection, in time we'll intertwine."

"Your beauty shines like a precious pearl, in the realm of Hades, you're my world."

Your beauty outshines the underworld's shadow, like a precious pearl, Persephone's grace I happily follow.

"In the vast ocean of life, your radiance outshines even the most precious pearl hidden beneath its depths."

"Is your name Diamond? Because I've been digging everywhere just to find someone as precious as you."

"Your height's perfect, darling. After all, precious gems are always found in small packages."

"Darling, like Steve, I've been mining for someone precious. Guess what? I found my diamond in you, ready to explore?"

In a field of blooms, you shine like a star. To this short king, you're more precious by far.

Did you swallow a sapphire? Because it's the last time I'm seeing you and I need to ask you out!

Did you fall from heaven into a golden egg? Because you're the most precious thing I've ever laid eyes on.

In this game of hide and seek, you're a gem so rare, let's dine together and make memories to share.

"Like a precious gem, your memory remains, in my heart's treasury where love reigns."

"Been searching for a diamond in the rough, then I found you - effortlessly shining and irresistibly precious."

"Is your name Amber? Because you're definitely making this room glow, just like a piece of precious fossilized resin!"

Like a precious gem, your height does not define, in loving you, I'll never decline.

In a world of predictability, your beauty shines like a rare and precious gemstone.

"All corners of Earth you have twirled, yet in my heart, you're the most precious pearl."

If you were a gem, you'd be a diamond - rare, precious, and always on my mind.

"Is your name Indiana? Because I've discovered a precious gem in you that rivals the state's beauty."

"Like this necklace, you add sparkle to my life, only difference is, you're way more precious."

"Your innocence is like a rare gem, precious and captivating. Can I be the one to cherish it?"

Your grace and charm rival that of a pearl, in Hades' realm, you're the most precious girl.

"You're taken? I'm not surprised. After all, precious gems like you don't stay unclaimed for long."

"I must be smuggling hearts, because yours just became my most precious contraband."

Are you made of diamonds, Minie? Because every time I look at you, I feel precious.

Like a diamond so rare, I'll hold you with care, never breaking your heart, my dear.

In my arms, you'll always be dear, I promise to never break your heart, my precious treasure.

"Like a precious mineral, your beauty seems to be mined from the deepest, most beautiful part of the universe."

Your tears are like precious pearls, each one a reminder of the strength within your tender curls.

"Been sitting on the jewel of heaven all day? No wonder your ass is feeling like a precious treasure."

Your grace and charm rival the queen of shades, like a precious pearl in Hades' dark cascades.

"Is your name Coral? 'Cause you're as rare and breathtaking as a precious underwater gem."

Like a rare gem, I'll hold you dear, promise to never break your heart, my dear.

"Your beauty's a treasure, more precious than gold, in your radiant presence, my heart feels bold."

"Wow, sounds like a thrilling game! Just remember, it takes a strong heart to handle all that passion. I might just want to play! 😏"

Amongst the darkness of Hades' domain, your radiance outshines even the most precious pearl's reign.

"You must be the second hand on a clock, because every moment spent with you feels precious."

"In your eyes, galaxies twirl, more precious than any pearl, an adorable girl, in this vast worldly whirl, truly a priceless pearl."

Like a rare gem in the night, your beauty shines so bright. Dinner date with me tonight?

"Are you a gem from the iconic Johari Bazaar? Because I've been searching for a precious jewel like you."

Did you sit on a cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

"Are you a rare gem? Because finding someone as precious and enchanting as you is truly confusing."

"I might not be a zookeeper, but I'd definitely lose sleep guarding a precious and sporty cheetah like you."

Like a precious gem in a tiny shell, your beauty shines brighter than any bell.

You must be made of the most precious material, because girl, you are one hard gem to find.

Are you a diamond? Because I've been searching for you all day, let's grab dinner before you disappear!

"Just like a diamond, your allure is irresistible — precious, timeless and absolutely breathtaking."

Are you a precious gem? Because your worth is truly priceless to me.

"Even though you're busy, your captivating beauty deserves a pause. What's your Snap, precious?"

"Is your smile a golddiamond? Because it outshines all the precious jewels I've ever seen."

"If life was like Minecraft, I would keep you in my inventory forever, because you're my most precious gem."

"Your tiny stature is like a hidden treasure; every inch of you is precious. Want to discover more with me?"

Hey girl, were you forged by Sauron?

Because you're Precious.

"Are you a rare fossil sample? Because our chemistry could turn even dinosaur poop into precious gemstones."

Your tears are like diamonds, precious and rare, a beauty that even sorrow cannot mar.