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Top 50 Heavenly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Heavenly chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

    Edit : idk if the NSFW tag is really necessary, but here it is

  2. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  3. Are you a cantaloupe?

    Cuz heaven called, they want their cantaloupe back

  4. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  5. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  6. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

  7. Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

  8. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

  9. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

  10. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

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Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because you could be entitled to compensation.

I think I need to call Heaven on my new iphone because they lost one of their angels.

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.

Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.

Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.

I think your heart is heaven because it is made of gold...

Oh honey I didn't fall from heaven I was summoned by Sam and Dean.

Hey girl. You must be an angel. Cuz ur eyeliner wings are heavenly.