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Top 50 From Heaven Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty From Heaven pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey are you a toaster?

    Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven.


    This hasn’t failed me once

  2. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

  3. I would ask if you fell from heaven

    But you obviously came from hell with a body made to sin

  4. I would say that I'm falling for you

    But you already fell out of heaven for me

  5. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  6. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  7. Are you a cantaloupe?

    Cuz heaven called, they want their cantaloupe back

  8. Heaven must be missing an angel because angels never existed in the first place.

  9. How long did it take you to get here? Because you look like you’re a member of the delegation from Heaven.

  10. Excuse me, were your feet injured on your fall from the heavens? Because that kind of injury is covered under the ACA...

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Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

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Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Hey babe, are you a toaster??
Because taking a bath with you would take to the heaven

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

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Are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me to heaven

Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.

Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

The only real heaven is in my bed.

Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?