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Top 22 Ceiling Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ceiling pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ceiling conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a ceiling fan? Because I need someone to blow me while I sleep

  2. So how are we splitting the construction costs?

    Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.

  3. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  4. Can I take you home? You are hot as a ceiling fire!

  5. Wanna do it on the ceiling?

  6. My love for you burns like a ceiling on fire.

  7. Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

  8. Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

  9. Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

  10. Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.

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What is a Ceiling pickup line?

Funny ceiling pickup lines

Sick of staring at my ceiling this year
You want to be on top to change my view?

So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be

Hey boy, are you a ceiling fan? Because you're the only thing I wanna turn on.

Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?

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This is a funny Ceiling pickup line!

Hey, have you ever seen the Sistine chapel?

Because I've got a nice ceiling you can look at all night.

Are you the glass ceiling?
I'd smash it

Are you the ceiling?

Cuz I'm a fan of you

You want excitement, huh?

Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

Are you the ceiling?

Because I’m your fan and I’m hung up on you.

Are you a cow?

Because I want to hang you from the ceiling in the 30ft by 30ft freezer that's in my basement.

You’re hotter than a ceiling fire.