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Top 50 Climbing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Climbing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Climbing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Can you climb on my shoulders, and call me Atlas?

    Because you're the world to me.

  2. Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

  3. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

  4. Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

  5. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  6. Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

  7. You have really nice forearms.

  8. Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

  9. Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

  10. If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

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You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.

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Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?

I'm really good at hand-jams.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

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Wanna see my hanging belay?

Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates

Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you

Hey girl, wanna belay me?

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

I'll belay you all night long.

Ever had kiss on a portoledge.

Every time you fall, I'll catch you.

Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.