50 Climbing Pick Up lines

Here are 50 climbing pick up lines for her and flirty climbing rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about climbing that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your climbing rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny climbing pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty climbing joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Climbing Pickup Lines

A good Climbing hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Can you climb on my shoulders, and call me Atlas?

Because you're the world to me.
Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

Short and cute climbing pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about climbing are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You have really nice forearms.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.

Cheesy climbing Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?

I'm really good at hand-jams.

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

Corny climbing Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Climbing conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Wanna see my hanging belay?

Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates

Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you

Hey girl, wanna belay me?

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

I'll belay you all night long.

Ever had kiss on a portoledge.

Every time you fall, I'll catch you.

A good climbing Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Climbing hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.

Like to climb a pirate mast?

Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.

I got your mountain right here.

Call me Tenzing Norgay Sherpa, cuz i wanna be the first Nepali man to climb your Mount Everest.

Wanna get tied up and high?

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

I like the way you finger that crack.

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Let’s take our belayationship to the next level.

Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.

Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Climbing love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Climbing chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.