You have really nice forearms.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.

Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Wanna see my hanging belay?

Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates

Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

I'll belay you all night long.

Ever had kiss on a portoledge.

Every time you fall, I'll catch you.

Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.

Like to climb a pirate mast?

Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.

I got your mountain right here.

Wanna get tied up and high?

Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.

I like the way you finger that crack.

Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.

Let’s take our belayationship to the next level.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.

Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.

Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.

Babe, you need no protection when you got my bolts.

Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.

Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?

Baby you got the perfect route for me.

I want to climb you like a jungle gym.

Babe you ever fell? Well you will soon be a true screamer tonight.

Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.

I see two nice lookin' rocks I'd like to grab, do you mind?

I usually use protection, but I'll make an exception.

Hey, I was wondering if you could show me your favorite crag?

Hey babe, give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack!

I'm going to be topping out on you all night.

With my strong hands and fingers, I can give shoulder and back massages all night long, baby.

Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

I play dangerously, I can do edging without protection all night long.

Do you climb? Because I would want you to get on me.

I won’t take your love for granite.

You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

You make me feel like I just climbed out of my uncles trunk after driving 1100 miles over the border.

Could you give me a catch? Because I like to be on top.

Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next belay partner.

I usually use protection, but will make an exception.

Rock under the fingers beats a rock on a finger.

Your rubbers are looking a little used, I have some new ones, wanna try?

Let me heel hook your shoulder.

Hey Rapunzel, let me climb up the ladder of your love.

Are you a rock? Because I want to climb you like one.

Why don’t you let me rock your world?

Babe, it's time to caving inside you.

Some climbers get off soloing; me, I’d rather play with your rack.

Babe I climb a lot, because I know how to handle them jugs.

Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.

Want to get high, get hot, and get sweaty?... I need a climbing partner.

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

I hope you have your chalk bag on, you’re making my palms sweaty.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

I'm willing to jam my fist into just about any crack, baby.

Here, let me chalk up those jugs for you.

"Just climbing mountains, hoping to reach the peak of your affection."

"Is it a coincidence that you love climbing, cause I've been falling for you since the moment I saw you."

"Is your name Everest? Because my heart keeps racing, every time I feel like I'm reaching new heights with you."

"Is your name El Capitan? Because I can’t stop myself from wanting to conquer every part of you."

"Do you believe in love at first ascent? Because the moment I saw you, I knew we'd peak together."

"Do you like climbing too? Because my interest in you just peaked and it feels like a vertical ascent."

"Is it a hard climb down from heaven, or does being this short just make you extra special?"

Are you a ladder? Because I can't resist climbing up to your level.

"Are you a skyscraper? Because I want to climb you all the way to the top."

If you play hard to get, I’ll have to make you my project.

"Are you a hill? Because I’d climb you any day just to enjoy the view at the top!"

Are you a hard climb? Because I love the challenge.

I like your slopers, can you teach me how to grip those?

"For you, I'd climb the highest mountain, swim the ocean, just to see your radiant beauty every morning."

Your curves are as stunning as the Alps. Can I climb them like a mountain?

"Let’s discover new heights together—starting with how breathtaking you look tonight; the view’s definitely worth the climb!"

"I don't mind climbing mountains, but reaching the peak of your affection is my ultimate summit."

Hey girl, I hope you don’t mind me climbing up those walls.

"Are you made of bamboo? Because you're flexible, strong, and I can't resist climbing you."

"If you were a corporate ladder, I'd climb you just to reach your heart's boardroom!"

Do you think that jug is too high to reach? Well I think yours is just the right height.

I want to climb you like a koala bear.

"Is your name Everest? Because my heart is scaling heights only you can summit."

"Are you a ladder? Because I'm falling for you and it looks like I need to climb up high."

"Fancy a climb? Because I've been falling for you from a great height."

"They say the best views are from the top; how about we climb that hill and share a moment worth capturing?"

"Are you a dance floor? Because every time I see you, my feet can't help but move in your direction."

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your dance moves, paddle strokes, and climbing routes."

"Is your name Gravity? Because the second you walked in, I was drawn to your dance moves and climbing prowess!"

"Are you a dancing paddleboard? Because when you move, I find myself lost at sea and climbing towards your rhythm."

Your harness isn’t the only one who can hug you tight.

"You must be a magician, because every time you climb that pole, you have me absolutely spellbound."

"Is your name El Capitan? Because I can't help but feel a powerful attraction every time I look your way."

Just a climber looking to get belayed.

"You might be short, sweetheart, but climbing mountains is my favorite adventure, especially when their beauty is unparalleled like yours."

Don't worry I got top-rope certified.

I literally trust you with my life.

"Is your name Gravity? Because whenever I try to climb away, I'm still pulled towards you."

"Are you a paddleboard? Because I can't help but feel swept away every time your rhythm dances through my mind."

"Do you believe in love at first climb? Because when I saw you, I felt an instant elevation in my heart rate."

“Are you a ladder? Because every time I see you, I just want to climb to new heights!”

Are you a skyscraper? Because I can't help but admire your height and want to climb you.

Are you a pool ladder? Because I'm falling for you and can't climb out!

"If you were a giraffe, I'd gladly climb any heights just to be closer to your stunning view."

"I love you so much, my dear, I'd climb mountains for you...or at least a few flights of stairs."

Are you Rapunzel? Because I'm tangled up in your beauty and want to climb into your heart.

"Are you a ladder? Because I feel like I've hit the jackpot with your height, and I'm ready to climb."

"Is it just the altitude or did my world elevate when I saw you? Because darling, you're my ultimate peak."

"Is your name El Capitan? Because I've been planning my route to your heart, one climb at a time."

Belaytionships before relationships.

"Do you believe in love at first ascent? Because when I saw you, I reached new heights."

"Are you a boulder problem? Because I can't seem to get over how incredibly captivating you are."

"Is your name Everest? Because my heart rate rises every time I'm reaching for your altitude."

"I've climbed mountains and braved storms, but your beauty is the bravest adventure I'm willing to take."