Top 50 Climbing Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Climbing pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Climbing tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Can you climb on my shoulders, and call me Atlas?
Because you're the world to me.
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Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?
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My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
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I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.
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Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.
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Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Working short climbing pickup lines to impress a girl
You have really nice forearms.
Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!
Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?
If I was a wall would you climb me all night?
If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?
I have an oversize Friend in my pants!
I do a lot of traditional climbing, but if you want to lead me somewhere, I’ll follow.
climbing Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I'm no weather man but
You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.
Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?
I'm really good at hand-jams.
You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?
Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.
So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?
climbing Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
They don't call me a hard man for nothing...
Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
Wanna see my hanging belay?
Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates
Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you
Hey girl, wanna belay me?
Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?
Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.
Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.
I'll belay you all night long.
Ever had kiss on a portoledge.
Every time you fall, I'll catch you.
climbing Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Usually I lead, but I would follow you anywhere.
Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?
Like to climb a pirate mast?
Are your thighs made out of rope…
Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.
I got your mountain right here.
Call me Tenzing Norgay Sherpa, cuz i wanna be the first Nepali man to climb your Mount Everest.
Wanna get tied up and high?
Sweetheart, lemme tell you something... I am a real man... I dont use protection.
I like the way you finger that crack.
Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?
Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.
Let’s take our belayationship to the next level.
Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?
Are you a rock? Because I wanna climb on top of you.
Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.
Girl are you a 9c? Because I can't hold on to your curves.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Climbing phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.