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Top 50 Climbing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Climbing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can you climb on my shoulders, and call me Atlas?

    Because you're the world to me.

  2. Is that your belay device or are you just happy to see me?

  3. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

  4. Hey, how about give me some beta on how I could onsight your rack.

  5. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  6. Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?

  7. You have really nice forearms.

  8. Want to restuff my chalk balls while I recalibrate your GPS?

  9. Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

  10. Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

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Funny climbing pickup lines

If I was a wall would you climb me all night?

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

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I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?

I'm really good at hand-jams.

You have a beautiful rack, mind if I poke around?

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

Boy are you the corporate ladder? Because I'm climbing on top of you in my dreams.

So do you want to go climbing for a couple of hours and then screw?

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Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.

Wanna see my hanging belay?

Hey girl are you a stack of milk crates

Because you seem dangerously unstable yet I wanna climb you

Hey girl, wanna belay me?

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?

Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

Miss, could you prompt me? Then I'll know the directions to your heart.

I'll belay you all night long.

Ever had sex on a portoledge.

Every time you fall, I'll catch you.