I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Girl, this pick up line is my Approach before I go for the smash.

Don't worry baby I know the rear rescue approach.

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-d**...-tion

I can do more than simple SEO. I prefer the omnichannel approach to enter you in different ways.

"Well, I heard there was a shortage of laughter in your life, and as a certified joke-ologist, I felt it my duty to intervene!"

How the h**... do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

"Why am I the one saying this instead of you? Maybe because destiny prefers a proactive approach, don't you think?"

"Are you a stop sign? Because I'd halt universes just to check if you're exclusive."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, except a 'Single' status update."

"I love your fearless approach! In the game of life though, I'm glad there aren't respawns. It makes moments with you more special."

"Ever wonder why all the good stars are taken? Well, I'm here hoping you're an exception, sweetheart."

"Your smile competes with the sunset, darling. Mind giving a lone wolf a chance to bask in its glow?"

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl like you who's got all the answers to my single-life issues!"

"Seems my charm didn't work its magic yet. Maybe a delightful dinner could reveal the class you're looking for?"

"You know, such beauty often has an equally stunning partner. Dare I ask, is there a lucky one or it's just us tonight?"

"Well, my fortune cookie said 'you'll meet someone special today'. So here I am trying to make a cookie proud."

"That's a sensible approach! Looking forward to your masterpiece when the time is right, superstar."

"Lady, your charm is off the charts. Surely, no man could be so fortunate to call you his own?"

"Well, your brilliance is the only class I need; could you be my private tutor?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I redesign my approach?"

"Are you a fencing champion? Because every time I approach, you disarm me with your beauty."

"Just like choosing the right path, deciding not to approach you was an option too beautiful to ignore."

"Ever consider adding 'muse' to your resume? Because girl, your beauty could inspire a masterpiece."

"I was lured in by your bio - it's the only one that didn't say 'Enjoy long walks on the beach'. I've got sand issues."

"I was hoping to get a few karma points for making an angel laugh. Ever tried stand-up?"

"I was wondering if you're an art piece? Because I can't help but appreciate you being single-handedly beautiful."

"Well, I may have balls, but only because they match the courage it takes to approach a beauty like you."

"With beauty like yours, the universe must be envious. Can this humble guy compete with anyone already in orbit?"

Don't worry, darling heartthrob. I love a challenge. Get ready to be swept off your feet by my unique approach to winning hearts.

"I mean, does needing a partner to start a hilarious prank YouTube channel count as a legit reason?"

"Well, let's be the irresistible duo then, spreading charm and envy wherever we go. Just remember, it's our world, they're just living in it."

"If laughter is the battlefield, consider me your loyal knight, ready to slay any frown that dares approach!"

"Is your name Villain? Because my heart beats faster every time it senses your approaching danger."

"Well, you've already proved my approach wrong once. How about a coffee for teaching me a valuable lesson?"

"Kelvin? That's a cool name but I prefer Celsius, it's less absolute, like my approach to dating!"

"Your radiant cheerfulness caught my eye, but your goal-oriented mindset stole my heart, need a travel buddy?"

"As Valentine's Day approaches, I can't help but wonder: will you be my forever after in this romantic chapter?"

"I can't help but notice that an exquisite woman like you probably turned a lot of heads tonight. Got one that's got your attention?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I calculate the velocity of my approach again?"

"Ever heard of a rare gem no explorer could claim? Well, I might be looking at one."

To be used on strangers

Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
Hope this works!

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause it was very whisky approaching you

"Ever seen a shooting star? You outshine them, gorgeous. Is there any lucky man sharing that cosmic view?"

"Is your name Locomotive? Because my heart races every time it approaches your platform."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, except the 'currently unavailable' status!"

"Is your name Google? Because everything I've been searching for seems to be embodied in you."

I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

"Does the sun have a sister? Because your brilliance seems out of this world."

"I heard there's a shortage of good company around here, figured I'd step in to balance out the equation."

"Well, looks like I'll have to stand out from the crowd and try a different approach then."

"Your bio spoke volumes about your unique personality, it was like a refreshing breeze in an ordinary desert."

"Well, I heard you're a pro at Connect Four, and I'm just trying to find someone who can give me a run for my money."

"With a smile that bright, I'm surprised there's no one around you holding a 'Taken' sign."

"Haha, I like your spirit! But good things take time and she's definitely worth the wait. Plus, hooligans aren't her type."

"I was hoping to find the cure for my chronic singlehood. Are you a certified physician by any chance?"

"Do you believe in love at first manicure, or should I file my approach down a bit?"

"As the New Year approaches, I can’t help but envision you and I sharing an unforgettable midnight kiss."

Well, maybe it's time to try a different approach... How about we grab some food together? I promise it'll be a delicious distraction!

"Well, I was once told my life needs more drama... so I thought dating would be the perfect solution."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with a smoother approach?"

"Did your status update to 'single', or is my heart just buffering on the connection?"

"Excuse me, beautiful, I can't help wondering if a masterpiece like you is still waiting to be discovered?"

"Your opinion matters to me more than you think; let's discuss it over coffee, shall we?"

"I bet you're an anti-virus software because every time I approach, you have this outstanding ability to maintain social distancing."

"Is your heart a trophy? Because it seems like it's the championship I've been training to win."

"Your blush, like a rose so red, makes my heart flutter; a night with you, a dream unfettered."

"Well, I hope they're as stylish as your approach! I'm definitely having a marathon in your thoughts."

"I believe every heart deserves a unique approach—care to let me show you mine?"

"A speechless beauty so rare, with charm like yours, nothing can compare, an evening with you is all I dare."

"I was drawn by your smile, but it's your wit and charm that truly got me hooked."

"Speechless by my words you may be, but it's your charm that truly enchants me."

"Your enchanting profile picture caught my eye, but your intriguing thoughts have captured my mind."

Haha, well, gotta enjoy life while we can, right? Who knows when a meteor might hit us during finals week! 🌠

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection, but I might need to reboot my approach!"

"Ah, a fan of strategy! Can't go wrong with a balanced approach. Safety first but never shy away from chasing big dreams, right?"

"Your smile could outshine the stars, makes me wonder if anyone else has the privilege of seeing it daily?"

"Interesting approach! It's like hitting the pause button in chaos yet daring to chase the extraordinary, isn't it?"

"Just out here fulfilling my destiny as a professional heartbreaker… kidding! I just liked your vibe."

"Talk about confidence, you've got me hooked! Let's sprinkle some sweetness while turning heads. After all, who can resist such a delightful sight?"

"Well, I heard you're the most exclusive club in town and I thought I'd try my luck. Got any membership discounts?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you look like a snack that's not in anyone's pocket yet."

"If being brave means approaching you, then I guess I'm ready to face my fears."

"A woman like you could make the bravest men weak, what's your secret? Do they get to see you every day?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Cause your beauty is so fined, it's hard to believe there's no penalty for being single!"

"How about I show you my swing on the golf course, and you can judge if it's as confident as my approach?"

"Excuse my boldness, but a beauty like you - surely the universe couldn't have made two?"

"Can I follow you home, or should I wait until fate throws us together again?"

"Excuse me, sunshine, but is your heart taken? Because it’s doing a damn good job stealing mine."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you and I can't find where to pay my respects."

"I see that nose ring; it's almost as bold as my approach to asking for your number."

Well, I'm pretty sure He'll be impressed by your thoughtful approach! What’s something you believe in wholeheartedly? 😊

"That's a great approach! Your passion really shines through, which makes your vlogs all the more captivating."

"Well, I might've been too awestruck to approach you, but I'm sure glad for a friend with impeccable taste."

"Forgive my approach, your beauty left me speechless. Would you mind if I try again over dinner?"

"Do you have a map? Cause I just lost myself in your eyes and I can't find a way out unless you're single!"

"Your blush, like a rose, it sets the night aglow, in your company, I'd delight, you're the star of my show."

"Excuse me, but is your heart available? Because mine seems to be keen on relocating."

"Isn't it a crime to look that breathtakingly beautiful? Because if so, I'd gladly be your accomplice."

"Is your name LeBron? Because I can't help but feel a strong attraction every time you approach the court."

"Well, I'm part of a secret society that collects interesting people. With your intriguing profile, I couldn't just pass up on you."

"I appreciate the daring approach! But I'd rather win you over with charm and wit."

"Despite my failed humor, I can't help but admire your focus. Perhaps I can make amends over coffee?"

"I heard there was a shortage of laughter on your end, so I thought I'd come over and donate some chuckles."

"Your smile's stealing my attention, but I wonder, is there a lucky man who calls it his own treasure?"

"Your captivating smile in the photo caught my heart's attention. How could I resist such an enchanting charm?"

"Well, I'd certainly have noticed someone as captivating as you. But your friend just made it easier for me to approach."

True, gotta make the most of it! But hey, who says we can't study AND have a good time? Multitasking for the win! 📚🥂

"Comedy, class, charm - three C's I master. How about we explore them over a cup of coffee?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, yet your relationship status remains the top mystery."

Are you a vampire? Because I can tell you don't eat garlic, so I'm safe to approach.

"I'd approach it like a high-intensity workout: passionate, intense and full of surprises that keep your heart rate up."

"Did the stars lose their sparkle? Because all of the universe's beauty seems to revolve around you, are you its only sun?"

"Is there a map available? Cause I seem to have lost my way in those captivating eyes of yours."

Haha, I prefer a more peaceful approach, like engaging in deep conversations with someone as intriguing as you.

"I apologize for the slip-up earlier; can I make it up to you with a more refined approach?"

Approaching a girl you already know..

My watch says that you're not virgin...

Girl reply: But I am virgin.

You: My watch is 20 mins fast.

"I don't usually approach strangers, but for you, I'd gladly make an exception."

"Could someone as captivating as you possibly be unclaimed, or do all the great works of art belong in a gallery?"

Did it just thunder? Because your beauty leaves me speechless, like a powerful storm approaching.

"With your beauty, every joke becomes a love story. But let's add some class, shall we, with dinner at eight?"

"Hey gorgeous, you're causing a rebellion in my chest. Is there any chance you're leading this single man's uprising?"

*for a gal w/ pen & paper*

Approach and say, now what
Her: what, huh (may vary but u got 'er attention)
You: I'm sure you were drawing my attention

Remixme

"Why am I making the first move? Well, isn't it a knight's duty to curiously approach his princess?"

"Don't mistake my approach as a game, I'm genuinely intrigued by your charm and would love to know you better."

"I'm sorry if my approach was off-putting. It's just that your smile is so captivating, it threw off my charm."

"Excuse me, miss, but has anyone ever told you that your smile seems to have stolen all the stars from the night sky?"

"This may sound presumptuous, but isn't it a crime for such an enchanting lady to not have an equally captivating partner?"

"Oh really? Too bad I'm not that easy to catch. Was hoping you'd have a sweeter approach."

"Well, NASA did say earth is short on stars, and then I spotted you in this online galaxy."

"Indeed, a comedian's life seems tempting, but I'd rather study the art of impressing you, if given the chance."