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Top 39 Approaching Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Approaching pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

  2. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  3. Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?

  4. Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

  5. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  6. I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

  7. To be used on strangers

    Approach target on either left/ right side the say "Hey do you believe in love at 1st sight?"
    If she says no, do a quick spin around to the other side from her back and say "How about at 2nd sight?"
    Hope this works!

  8. Are you from Tennessee?

    Cause it was very whisky approaching you

  9. I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

  10. Approaching a girl you already know..

    My watch says that you're not virgin...

    Girl reply: But I am virgin.

    You: My watch is 20 mins fast.

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Funny approaching pickup lines

Since velocity multiplied by time equals to distance
Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Under what conditions do you think it's impossible to approach?

...assuming you're thinking of getting a good result.

“Call to action”

I need people to keep me accountable. I am using the natural program, by max. It would be cool to keep each other accountable, before approaching women. It’s cool practice to talk to each other to get in a talking vibe, before approaching women. My number is +15753139675. Please! Text me your name or PUA name. I need to be social before talking to women. My name is Armondo

You must be from Tokelau…

because it Tokelau-ng time for me to gain enough courage to approach you.

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Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.
Cheers
bRo.

*approaches girl in astronaut suit*
Girl: Why are you dressed like that?

Me: You take my breath away.

Under what conditions do you think it'a impossible to approach?

...assuming you think it is possible to get a good result.

Cold approach

Any puas in china nanjing wanna do some cold approach

You see a girl and her friends sitting in the metro and you approach them

Hi, (looking at the girl and then looking over at her friends) you have the rest of your lives to get to know her, but for me, i just got these few minutes, so can i have her?

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-dick-tion

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

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I'm real shy and it took a lot of guts to approach you. May I buy you a drink and talk to you?

I know just how to approach you: I will spike you hard and fast.

How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

Excuse me girl, where I can buy men's stockings? I did not approach you to ask where I can buy men`s pantyhose. Actually I approached you, because you are my type of a woman. I really like you

I just came to this shopping mall to meet my friend and I saw you. I thought I would make a mistake if I did not approach you. And what are you doing at this shopping mall?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

Girl quit playing so defensive; I'm just tryna approach you.

Approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder: If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or...(put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

i'll take you to the limit as X approaches infinity.