Top 20 Involving Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Involving pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

2. Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

   Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

3. Are you involved in Business? Because you really know how to position yourself for me.

4. You make me ALL SHOOK UP and make me have a DIRTY, DIRTY FEELING which involve my ANIMAL INSTINCTS wanting us to be DOUBLE TROUBLE.

5. Need pick-up line for CJ

   Bonus points if it involves a train

6. Roses are red, violets are blue...

   All my dirty thoughts involve you.

7. Any ideas involving the word Ultrasound?

   Got a girl whose studying sonography

8. Need one for a girl named Mars.

   I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

9. Were you involved in the Three Gorges Project?

   Because DAMnnnnn

10. I need a topical pickup line involving Louis CK

    Having a hard time coming up with anything other than "I wanna fuck your face"

Funny involving pickup lines

(Request) A pickup line that involves a major event in the 1970s
It can be any major event I'm just not clever enough to come up with anything

Hey girl, are you my therapist?

Because you seem to only care about my emotions when money is involved.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Don't worry, I don't get emotionally involved. It's just physical.

Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves a date!

Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.

Wanna see my gunlance? It'll involve vigorous thrusting which ends in an explosive climax!

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES! Would you dance with me?

You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.