Top 50 Causing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Causing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Causing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are your thighs made out of rope?

   Cause I want to put them around my neck until I asphyxiate

2. Are you a brain tumor?

   Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me

3. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

   Cause that kiss is calling me

4. What's similar between you and an Onion

   Stripping causes fluids to flow

5. Hey, do you like communism?

   Cause we could share a bed.

6. Are you my homework?

   ‘Cause I wanna throw you on the table and do you all night but I’ll give up two minutes in and start crying.

7. Are you my package from Amazon?

   Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.

8. Are you a Chinese factory?

   Cause i wanna put some kids in you!

9. Ay girl are you a grill?

   Cause you look like something I wanna slap my meat on.

10. Hey girl, are you a microwave

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Funny causing pickup lines

Girl are you Amazon
Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.

Baby are you a mathematician?

Cause I, 1, 2, 1/2, 6 with you

If I had a dollar for every time you're in my head

I'll have none,
Cause you went straight to my heart

Hey girl, are you related to Yoda?

Cause Yodalicius

Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

Are you a broken traffic light?
Cause you keep giving mixed signals

Your parents must have been drug dealers.....

'Cause you're dope

Hey girl, are you a dragon?

‘Cause you only exist in my dreams

Hey girl are you the vaccine?

Cause the whole World's chasing you

Hey girl, are u a Bluetooth device?

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

Are you a Molotov?

Cause you’re hot enough to smash

Hey girl, Is your name Nobody?

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

Hey girl are you an airport

Cause I'd like land between your thighway

Hey girl are you Heinz?

'cause I'd like to ketchup with you sometimes.

Ma'am are you Gillette.

Cause you're the best a men can get.

Hey girl, are you a meaningful relationship?

Cause I'd love to ruin you

Girl are you a hole?

Cause you have always been in my heart.

Are you a pirate?

Cause I have a lot of sea-men waiting for you

Are you Saturn ?

Cause I’ll admire seeing you with that ring ( giving her my ring )

Are you a piano?

Cause I’m about to give you a D major and hope a minor comes out

Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made

Are you an unfunny meme?

Cause i don't wanna share you

Hey girl, are you an oven?

Cause I wanna melt inside you