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Top 26 Annoying Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Annoying chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

    Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

  2. Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.

  3. Girl, are you Rose Tyler? Because you're pretty annoying but I'd probably still cry if you died.

  4. Hey girl are you my leg hair?

    Because you’re annoying and unnecessary, but i keep you around so people don’t know I’m gay

  5. Are you a firework?

    Because you're really fucking loud and annoying

  6. Hey girl are you a fire alarm?

    Cause you're really fucking loud and annoying.

  7. Man: What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult.

  8. Heu girl, are you a fire alarm?

    Because you're really fucking loud and annoying

  9. You are so annoying!

    You're one of the reasons that it's so hard to stay home during quarantine.

  10. Damn girl! Are you a fire alarm?

    Cuz u are really loud and annoying

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Baby are you a smoke detector?
Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Are you an annoying fever?

Because you got me all hot and bothered

Are you a sofa?

Cus you're so f*cking annoying

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Hey gurl, are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying.

Damn girl, are you a fire alarm?

Cause you’re really loud and fucking annoying

Damn girl are you a fire alarm?
Because you are looouuuud and ANNOYING

Hey are you rain in April?

Because the first time you came, it was awesome. But now you come every other day and it's really freaking annoying.

Are you from Illinois?

Cause you’re ill-annoying me.

Hey girl are you an alarm?

Cause you are fucking annoying and I want you to go away.

Hey girl, are you a tik tok dance?

Cause you’re annoying as hell and everyone is doing you

Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.

Damn girl. Are you a fire alarm?

Because you're really love d and annoying. Soz

Are you my future roommate? Because I just can't stop talking to you online and I'm so excited for us to move in together. Then we'll get really annoyed with each other. But then we'll probably either be friends for life or never talk to each other again. There won't be a middle ground.

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.

I am multi-talented! I can talk, annoy and irritate you all at the same time!