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Top 50 Childish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Childish pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Childish tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

  2. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

  3. Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

  4. Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

  5. Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”

  6. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

  7. Can I get into your cave of wonders?

  8. Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

  9. Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

  10. Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

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Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you

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Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)

Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?

I lub dub you...

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

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I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day

I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)

I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

I'll bippity bop you, girl.

I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

I'm a beast in the sheets.

I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

If you were on the McDonald's menu, I'd name you the McBeautiful.

Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.

It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.