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Top 50 Childish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Childish chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. A guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do, if you catch my drift. (Rugrats - Tommy Pickles)

  2. Alladin a pastry as well.

  3. Am I a beast? Because you're definitely a beauty.

  4. Are you little red ridinghood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

  5. Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”

  6. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

  7. Can I get into your cave of wonders?

  8. Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

  9. Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

  10. Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

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Funny childish pickup lines

Don't worry, Cinderella. I'll get you home before the clock strikes 12.

Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you

Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.

Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!

Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.

Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)

Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

I have a boo boo on my lip Will you kiss it and make it all better?

I lub dub you...

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)

I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day

I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)

I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

I'll bippity bop you, girl.

I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

I'm a beast in the sheets.

I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.