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Top 50 Childish Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Childish rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Childish pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

  2. Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack tripped over the candle stick. Well, goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

  3. Hey girl, you like breakfast? I can speak French. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dexter)

  4. Are you little red riding hood? Because I want to ride you into the woods.

  5. Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you look “Grrrreat!”

  6. Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

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Can I get into your cave of wonders?

Can you tell me a bedtime story and tuck me in?

Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.

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Ever had a lump in your throat? How about a frog?

Forget Aladdin, I'm thinking bout Jasmine's carpet.

Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? Because I'm going cookoo for you

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Hey Aladdin, is that a lamp in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

Hey girl, how about we take a bottle back to my crib and…take a nap?

Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?

Honk, honk. (Doug – Skeeter)

Hope you brought your A-game, because tonight will be scandalous. (Recess)

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I lub dub you...

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I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

I think I'd like you in my way, football head. (Hey Arnold – Helga)

I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day

I'd like to see what your buttons do. (Dexter's Laboratory – Dee Dee)

I'd like to take a trip to your forbidden west wing.

I'll bippity bop you, girl.

I'll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than Sleeping, Beauty.

I'm a beast in the sheets.

I'm the eighth dwarf, Sexy.

If girls were boogers, I'd pick you first.

If you were on the McDonald's menu, I'd name you the McBeautiful.

Is your name Mulan, because you're beautiful and most people forget you were ever made.

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It's like Beauty and the Beast. I'm the Beauty you are the Beast.

Let's play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I'll tell you lies.

Mary had a little sheep
and with the sheep she went to sleep
the sheep turned out to be a ram
and Mary had a little lamb!

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

Now I've seen everything! Well, almost everything ... (Hey Arnold – Gerald)

Oh, you're bad, bad, bad. (Magic School Bus)

One night with me, and I'll show you a whole new world.

Sit on my face and ask me to lie... What? You've never been Pinocchio'd?

There's definitely something down there that wasn't there before if you know what I mean.

Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.

Wanna rub my lamp?

Want to go for a wild ride baby? I'm a bottom.

Hi Ho.

We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly

Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.

Whether Jafar or Ja-Close I'll always be yours.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Childish phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Childish lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.