38 Insulting Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Insulting rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about insulting, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Insulting Pickup Lines

A good Insulting hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.
God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.
Is your mom a h**...? Cause I'm hooked on you.
If you were a pair of boots you would be Ugg-ly.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

Short and cute insulting pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about insulting are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

You have the perfect face for the radio.

Girl, are you a man or a woman? Cuz you got me in a trance.

You look exactly like a "before" picture.

You smell like thrash can I take you out!

You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

Cheesy insulting Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

They say laughter is the best medicine, i guess your face can cure the world.

You need to stop raising your standards or you'll be single so stop complaining. Will you go out with me?

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you never use it.

Your daddy must have been a thief, because he stole your beauty and gave it to that girl over there.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

You are so sweet, it made your teeth rot.

Corny insulting Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Insulting conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

I'd take you home but you wouldn't fit in my car.

Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me want to vomit in your face!

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

I think I've fallen in puppy love.. oh wait, I though you were a dog. Nevermind.

I got so many airheads for Halloween yesterday, the only one I'm missing is you.

Girl, you're mildly attractive. I almost had to do a single take!

You look like that one really famous person. What's his name? Steven Tyler that's it!

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Hey baby, did it hurt?

"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?

Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???

A good insulting Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Insulting hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is it hot in here? Because you're disgustingly sweaty.

You’re the most beautiful girl/guy I know, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

Not exactly original but works great on those who can understand its a great compliment. Some people take it as an insult, it is my advice that you shouldn’t try in the first place with them. Lol.

This storm didn't match up to the one that was in my pants when I saw you.

Can I call you Wario? Cuz you- wait, no, that would be insulting.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Insulting love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Insulting chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.