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Top 33 Boring Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boring pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  2. Do you like boring people?

    Cuz I’m tryin to bore into you

  3. Are you a good video game?

    Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

    - Day 111

  4. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  5. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  6. I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

  7. Help a brotha out

    I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

    I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
    I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
    What do you think? Other ideas?

  8. Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

  9. Those hands look bored

    I got something they can work on

  10. Are you minecraft

    Coz im not gonna get bored with you

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I'm bored. If you will entertain me, I will buy you a drink.

Something I’m bored

Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

I am kind of a boring guy,

Boring this in yo .

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Are you a wifi signal?

Cause i would love to use you when i get bored

Hey girl are you Stal?
Because you're bland and boring.

Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

Why do you look so unhappy (or bored)?

Looks like you're bored, well I'm game.

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

I'll never let you be bored in any Roblox game ever.

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Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

Last night I got bored and tried to match a star with every reason I l want to dance with you. I ran out of stars.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?

Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

I got my bore punched.