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Top 30 Boring Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Boring chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a good video game?

    Cause I'll do you for hours and still won't get bored

    - Day 111

  2. Are you Netflix? because i think you're a complete waste of time and you get me bored and I'm done!

  3. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  4. I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

  5. Hey, Baby. Are you a Miz Match? Because you're pretty fucking boring.

  6. Those hands look bored

    I got something they can work on

  7. Are you minecraft

    Coz im not gonna get bored with you

  8. Something I’m bored

    Hey you gotta band aid? Cause I scraped my knee fallin for ya. (This is cringe but I’m bored)

  9. (Read as a poem) Conversation is boring, so is Becker

    Get on your knees and suck on my pecker

  10. Word is Bored

    Can anyone make a Pickup line on Word Bored

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What is a Boring pickup line?

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How do you start chatting?
Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Are you a wifi signal?

Cause i would love to use you when i get bored

'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

Hey girl are you Stal?

Because you're bland and boring.

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Night games in a bar setting

So I downloaded TicTacToe to play to play in a bar setting but Quickly got bored.

So I’m looking for some other options in order to engage a new girl I just met.

Your breath must be full of chloroform ;)
Because you’re literally so fucking boring your putting me to sleep

I find that this strategy works quite well.

Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

You're the type of person thats like homework

You're boring to talk to
I neglect you
But at the last moment...
I ANGRILY THROW U ON A TABLE AND DO YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW.
But i have to warn you, I'm on trial for raping a genius blind girl...

I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!

Hey, I know this is random, but I'm so bored. Wanna play ‘Go Fish?

Last night I got bored and tried to match a star with every reason I l want to dance with you. I ran out of stars.

I'm bored. If you will entertainme, I will buy you a drink.

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Working Boring tinder opener

Hey doll, is this guy boring you? Come and talk to me. I'm from a different planet. (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

The game's getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Is that a Callahan full-bore auto-lock or are you just happy to see me?

Shadow games are quite boring… how about playing with the lights on? (Yugioh)

I got my bore punched.

I'll never let you be bored in any Roblox game ever.