Top 18 Terrible Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Terrible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Terrible conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
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Dude those pants look terrible on you
Please take them off
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*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
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This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.
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Titanic
It's just a terrible ice breaker
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You make me think of wine
Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong
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I saw a video on how to improve your life
It was terrible it didn’t include you
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You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away
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Are you a burger?
Because I would eat you with relish.
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I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.
Funny terrible pickup lines
[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis
Can i hide it in side you???
Is your smile the Wuhan Virus
'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
These are terrible
You read the title. This sub sucks
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Are you a barber?
Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!