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Top 25 Terrible Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Terrible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Terrible conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My sense of direction is pretty terrible

    But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

  2. Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

  3. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  4. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  5. You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

  6. Dude those pants look terrible on you

    Please take them off

  7. Please take me with you. These villagers are so terribly dull! (D3)

  8. *drop limes in front of crush*...

    "Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

  9. *Drops lime*. Sorry I am terrible at pick up limes!

  10. This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.

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It's just a terrible ice breaker

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

I saw a video on how to improve your life

It was terrible it didn’t include you

You’d be a terrible basketball...

...since I’d never want to send you away

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Are you a burger?

Because I would eat you with relish.


I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.

You are a terribly written character, because you have no flaws.

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)

These are terrible

You read the title. This sub sucks

Are you a barber?

Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

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We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.