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Here are 87 terrible pick up lines for her and flirty terrible rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about terrible that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with terrible rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny terrible pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty terrible joke for a great chat response.

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  1. My sense of direction is pretty terrible

    But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

  2. Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

  3. You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

  4. Dude those pants look terrible on you

    Please take them off

  5. Please take me with you. These villagers are so terribly dull! (D3)

  6. *drop limes in front of crush*...

    "Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about terrible are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Are you a corn field? Because every time I hear your jokes, my ears just pop with laughter."

"Is your name Chance? Because I'm terrible at math but I know I need you in my probability equation."

"Are you a song? Because you've been stuck in my head since I met you... and I'm a terrible singer!"

"Me? Offended? Only if you don't laugh at my terrible dad jokes!"

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"You may think your singing's off-key, but to me, it sounds like the sweetest melody."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes... and my GPS is terrible at eye navigation."

"Your laugh react made my day, but if you give me a chance, I'll make yours with my terrible dad jokes."

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"Is your name Nap? Because I'd love to be tangled in your sheets after laughing at our terrible jokes."

"Darling, if singing off-key was a crime, I'd happily join your band of beautiful misdemeanors."

"Do you have an insurance policy? Because your jokes are so bad, they're making my heart stop...from laughter."

Girl: "So, you're into hiking? Ever get lost in the woods before?"

"Oh absolutely, I once ended up in Narnia, but the WiFi was terrible."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I'm seriously terrible at directions."

"Well, aren't we presumptuous? I do appreciate your flattery and you're not terrible to look at either. Let's keep this interesting, shall we?"

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"Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you terribly."

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"My pick-up lines might be terrible, but they're nothing compared to the temptation your captivating smile holds."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even if it makes you cringe."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your blue eyes, and we're both terrible at geography."

This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.

"Even if you think your singing's off-key, to me, you're always pitch perfect in every way."

"Are you a joke? Because every time I see you, I can't help but laugh at how unbelievably beautiful you are."

"Believe me, even if you sing off-key, you'd still be my favorite tune."

"Oh, you're hungry? I can cook...up some pretty terrible dad jokes, if you're ready for that kind of feast!"

"Is your voice a painting? Because even if it's abstract, it's still a masterpiece to my ears."

"Only trafficking terrible puns and dad jokes. Are you ready to be a victim?"

"Did you just laugh at my message? Well, I'm glad to see you're practicing for when you'll laugh at my terrible cooking."

"Your voice might not win a Grammy, but it just won over my heart."

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"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because, corny as it sounds, I feel like I just won the love lottery."

"My crystal ball may be wonky, but it still predicts a future where you're laughing at my terrible dad jokes."

"Doubting your voice? Remember, the most enchanting songs are sung from the heart, not just the vocal cords."

"Laura, huh? Well, I should warn you, I'm terrible with names but pretty good at remembering beautiful faces."

I must be a terrible photographer because every time I look at you, I can't focus on anything else!

It's just a terrible ice breaker

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

"You might think your voice cracks, but it only cracks open the shell around my heart."

"Guess my humor's like popcorn, so corny it might just make your heart 'pop' with laughter!"

"Oh wow, I hope your mind's not a maze, I tend to have a terrible sense of direction!"

"Afraid of singing? Don't worry, because every note you hit sends my heart on a beautiful symphony."

"Just remember, my irresistibility comes with a side of terrible dad jokes and an uncanny ability to find lost TV remotes!"

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"You might not believe in your singing, but I believe in us."

"Are you a songbird? Because even if you think your singing's off-key, your voice is music to my ears."

"Are you a joke book? Because every time I'm with you, I feel like I'm on the 'corn' of a big laugh!"

"Even when you say you look terrible, I bet angels are jealous of your looks. Care to prove me right with a body pic?"

"Your beautiful smile must be a magic spell, it's the only thing that could turn my terrible day around."

"Wow, that escalated quickly! Rest assured, my only trafficking involves terrible puns and good vibes."

Well, hello there stunning! Brace yourself for a mix of witty banter and terrible puns coming your way. 😄

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'm terrible at remembering names!"

"Your voice could be a symphony to my ears, because even your silence sings to my heart."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I'm terrible at avoiding fines."

I saw a video on how to improve your life

It was terrible it didn’t include you

"Well, the key to my voice box is a duet. So how about we make terrible music together some time?"

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These flirty Terrible pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Oh wait, that's just my terrible eyesight."

"I thought today was terrible because I miss you, but your absence only makes me crave your touch more."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beauty... and I've always been terrible with directions."

"You know, being single is a choice. Luckily for you, I'm terrible at making decisions right now."

"Your laugh is my favorite song, I bet your singing voice could become my new favorite symphony."

You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away

You would be a terrible coach

I skate and cycle yet I'm falling for you, I'm a free diver yet you take my breath away, I'm a proficient swimmer yet I'm drowning in those eyes.

"I would never doubt your speed, but how fast can you fall... for a guy with a terrible sense of direction?"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, despite the terrible reception."

"Forget those notes, your voice already strikes the perfect chord in my heart."

"Afraid to sing? But your voice is my favorite song—unique, raw and absolutely unforgettable."

"I can't promise a Grammy, but with your voice, you've already won my heart."

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"Your singing might not charm the birds, but it sure has enchanted my heart."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I'm terrible at geography."

"I bet when you sing, even the stars hush to listen; your voice could never be less than celestial."

Girl Are you a goalpost by any chance?

Cause my balls miss you terribly.

You are a terribly written character, because you have no flaws.

"I see. Well, my free time is mostly spent being a harmless geek. Unless you fear Star Wars trivia and terrible dad jokes!"

Are you a burger?

Because I would eat you with relish.


I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and honestly, my sense of direction is terrible."

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

"Nope, my only trafficking involves terrible puns and dad jokes. Buckle up."

These are terrible

You read the title. This sub sucks

Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)

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