Top 21 Terrible Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Terrible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!
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You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
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Dude those pants look terrible on you
Please take them off
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*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
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This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.
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Titanic
It's just a terrible ice breaker
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?
It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened.
EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust. -
You make me think of wine
Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong
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I saw a video on how to improve your life
It was terrible it didn’t include you
Funny terrible pickup lines
You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away
Are you a burger?
Because I would eat you with relish.
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I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.
[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis
Can i hide it in side you???
These are terrible
You read the title. This sub sucks
How M Night Shamealot picks up girls.
Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Are you a barber?
Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?