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Top 26 Terrible Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Terrible rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Terrible pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. My sense of direction is pretty terrible

    But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

  2. Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

  3. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  4. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  5. You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.

  6. Dude those pants look terrible on you

    Please take them off

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Please take me with you. These villagers are so terribly dull! (D3)

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

*Drops lime*. Sorry I am terrible at pick up limes!

This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.

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You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

I saw a video on how to improve your life
It was terrible it didn’t include you

You’d be a terrible basketball...

...since I’d never want to send you away

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You would be a terrible coach

I skate and cycle yet I'm falling for you, I'm a free diver yet you take my breath away, I'm a proficient swimmer yet I'm drowning in those eyes.

Are you a burger?

Because I would eat you with relish.


I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.

You are a terribly written character, because you have no flaws.

Girl Are you a goalpost by any chance?

Cause my balls miss you terribly.

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)

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Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

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If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.

Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!

We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.

Are you a barber?

Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Terrible phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Terrible lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.