Top 16 Terrible Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Terrible chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!
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You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
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*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
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Titanic
It's just a terrible ice breaker
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You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away
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Are you a burger?
Because I would eat you with relish.
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I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where. -
[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis
Can i hide it in side you???
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How M Night Shamealot picks up girls.
Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex
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These are terrible
You read the title. This sub sucks
Funny terrible pickup lines
Is your smile the Wuhan Virus
'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Are you a barber?
Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?