Top 18 Terrible Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Terrible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!
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You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
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*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
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This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.
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Titanic
It's just a terrible ice breaker
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I saw a video on how to improve your life
It was terrible it didn’t include you
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You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away
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Are you a burger?
Because I would eat you with relish.
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I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where. -
[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis
Can i hide it in side you???
Funny terrible pickup lines
These are terrible
You read the title. This sub sucks
How M Night Shamealot picks up girls.
Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex
Is your smile the Wuhan Virus
'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?