Top 25 Terrible Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Terrible pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Terrible conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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My sense of direction is pretty terrible
But it explains how I got lost in your eyes
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Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
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META(?): Mod, please do your job
Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.
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Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!
Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.
thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!! -
You're so hot, you're melting the elastic in my underwear.
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Dude those pants look terrible on you
Please take them off
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Please take me with you. These villagers are so terribly dull! (D3)
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*drop limes in front of crush*...
"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"
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*Drops lime*. Sorry I am terrible at pick up limes!
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This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.
Working terrible pickup lines
Titanic
It's just a terrible ice breaker
You make me think of wine
Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong
I saw a video on how to improve your life
It was terrible it didn’t include you
You’d be a terrible basketball...
...since I’d never want to send you away
Are you a burger?
Because I would eat you with relish.
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I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.
You are a terribly written character, because you have no flaws.
[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis
Can i hide it in side you???
Is your smile the Wuhan Virus
'Cause its terribly infectious ;)
These are terrible
You read the title. This sub sucks
Are you a barber?
Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.