"Are you a song? Because you've been stuck in my head since I met you... and I'm a terrible singer!"

"Is your name Chance? Because I'm terrible at math but I know I need you in my probability equation."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—except my terrible dance moves!"

"Are you a corn field? Because every time I hear your jokes, my ears just pop with laughter."

"If it is, then I must say I'm a terrible flirt because you haven't blushed yet."

One step at a time? So, should I bring a map or just rely on my excellent sense of direction... which is terrible? 😂

*Drops lime*. Sorry I am terrible at pick up limes!

"Me? Offended? Only if you don't laugh at my terrible dad jokes!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes... and my GPS is terrible at eye navigation."

"Cooking dinner sounds tempting! But can you handle my terrible puns while I eat? Let’s see if you’re up for the challenge! 😂"

"Your laugh react made my day, but if you give me a chance, I'll make yours with my terrible dad jokes."

"Is your name Nap? Because I'd love to be tangled in your sheets after laughing at our terrible jokes."

"Darling, if singing off-key was a crime, I'd happily join your band of beautiful misdemeanors."

"Do you have an insurance policy? Because your jokes are so bad, they're making my heart stop...from laughter."

Are you a sketchbook? Because I can't wait to fill you with my terrible drawings.

Appreciate that! I also excel in making terrible puns—like, they're so bad it's almost a talent in itself! Want to hear one?

"Well, aren't we presumptuous? I do appreciate your flattery and you're not terrible to look at either. Let's keep this interesting, shall we?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I'm seriously terrible at directions."

Girl: "So, you're into hiking? Ever get lost in the woods before?"

"Oh absolutely, I once ended up in Narnia, but the WiFi was terrible."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'm terrible with names anyway. 😅"

Honestly, you’d get a front-row seat to my terrible cooking skills—two words: burnt toast. But I promise, you’ll laugh a lot!

Haha, no worries! Maybe we can find a drink that matches your vibe—something fun and flirty like you! What's your go-to drink?

Careful, getting too close might result in spontaneous dance parties and terrible karaoke performances! 🕺🎤

"My pick-up lines might be terrible, but they're nothing compared to the temptation your captivating smile holds."

Oh no, I must have made a terrible impression. Let me make it up to you. Give me one more chance?

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'm terrible at keeping secrets!

No worries! We can always bond over mocktails instead. Plus, I've heard laughter is the best mixer—something tells me you’d excel at that! 😊

"Knock knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I miss you terribly."

Good vibes are my specialty, but I also dabble in terrible dance moves and questionable jokes. Interested?

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your blue eyes, and we're both terrible at geography."

This is going to be a terrible night…until you met me.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes...or maybe it's just my terrible sense of direction!

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even if it makes you cringe."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be the perfect alibi. Lucky for you, I'm a terrible witness!

"I’d love that! But fair warning, I might just end up warming you up instead with my terrible jokes. 😉"

"How about we start with a classic: Two antennas met on a roof. The wedding was terrible, but the reception was amazing!"

"Are you a joke? Because every time I see you, I can't help but laugh at how unbelievably beautiful you are."

Are you a trauma survivor? Because I'm here to help you heal... with terrible dad jokes!

Kidnap you? Nah, I prefer to woo you with my charm and terrible dance moves first.

"Oh, you're hungry? I can cook...up some pretty terrible dad jokes, if you're ready for that kind of feast!"

"Is your voice a painting? Because even if it's abstract, it's still a masterpiece to my ears."

"Believe me, even if you sing off-key, you'd still be my favorite tune."

"Your voice might not win a Grammy, but it just won over my heart."

Well, good thing we're both terrible at it. Maybe we should stick to dad jokes instead?

"Did you just laugh at my message? Well, I'm glad to see you're practicing for when you'll laugh at my terrible cooking."

"Only trafficking terrible puns and dad jokes. Are you ready to be a victim?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because, corny as it sounds, I feel like I just won the love lottery."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and also I'm terrible at directions."

Well, I guess it’s time for me to start my career as a professional cat whisperer. Cats don’t judge my terrible jokes!

Thanks! I’m like a Swiss Army knife, but instead of tools, I come with random dance moves and terrible puns. Need a laugh?

"Laura, huh? Well, I should warn you, I'm terrible with names but pretty good at remembering beautiful faces."

"My crystal ball may be wonky, but it still predicts a future where you're laughing at my terrible dad jokes."

"The naughtiest thing I've done? Probably trying to impress you with my terrible dance moves."

Well, if they did, I’d just send them a strongly worded text about your terrible taste in snacks. That should do the trick!

In a crowd or alone, your presence shines bright, to ignore you would be a terrible blight.

I must be a terrible photographer because every time I look at you, I can't focus on anything else!

If we showered together, we could save water *and* bond over my terrible singing!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my terrible puns again?"

Titanic

It's just a terrible ice breaker

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

Breakups are tough, but hey, distract yourself with me! I excel at making terrible puns and binge-watching obscure documentaries. Let's take your mind off things!

"You might think your voice cracks, but it only cracks open the shell around my heart."

"Oh wow, I hope your mind's not a maze, I tend to have a terrible sense of direction!"

"Afraid of singing? Don't worry, because every note you hit sends my heart on a beautiful symphony."

"You might not believe in your singing, but I believe in us."

"Guess my humor's like popcorn, so corny it might just make your heart 'pop' with laughter!"

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because I'm terrible at remembering names.

"Just remember, my irresistibility comes with a side of terrible dad jokes and an uncanny ability to find lost TV remotes!"

"Are you a songbird? Because even if you think your singing's off-key, your voice is music to my ears."

"Are you a joke book? Because every time I'm with you, I feel like I'm on the 'corn' of a big laugh!"

"I did that and woke up in a conga line with my neighbors. Turns out they’re terrible at keeping a beat! 🎶🕺"

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and also I’m terrible with directions.

"Your beautiful smile must be a magic spell, it's the only thing that could turn my terrible day around."

"Even when you say you look terrible, I bet angels are jealous of your looks. Care to prove me right with a body pic?"

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'm terrible at remembering names!"

"Wow, that escalated quickly! Rest assured, my only trafficking involves terrible puns and good vibes."

Well, hello there stunning! Brace yourself for a mix of witty banter and terrible puns coming your way. 😄

No need for a grand gesture like kidnapping when I could just win you over with my charm and terrible jokes!

Don’t worry, I’m an expert at making bad decisions when it comes to drinking. But I'd love to be your designated fun-maker! What’s your poison?

"Your voice could be a symphony to my ears, because even your silence sings to my heart."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I'm terrible at avoiding fines."

I saw a video on how to improve your life

It was terrible it didn’t include you

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Oh wait, that's just my terrible eyesight."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beauty... and I've always been terrible with directions."

"I'm terrible at first impressions, but your number would definitely make my phone look better."

"I thought today was terrible because I miss you, but your absence only makes me crave your touch more."

"Well, the key to my voice box is a duet. So how about we make terrible music together some time?"

Oh, you want it? Brace yourself – I’m about to unleash my extensive knowledge of cat memes and terrible puns. Prepare for laughter!

"You know, being single is a choice. Luckily for you, I'm terrible at making decisions right now."

"Your laugh is my favorite song, I bet your singing voice could become my new favorite symphony."

Oh no, that sounds terrible! Good thing I know a shortcut to the front. Follow me! 🚀

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Just kidding, I'm terrible with names!

Sadness? Not on my watch! Let's turn that frown upside down with some ridiculous dance moves and terrible singing. 😂

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, despite the terrible reception."

"Forget those notes, your voice already strikes the perfect chord in my heart."

Appreciate it! I’ve learned to talk to plants, but they’re terrible listeners. What about you? Any secret skills that could impress a cactus?

You would be a terrible coach

I skate and cycle yet I'm falling for you, I'm a free diver yet you take my breath away, I'm a proficient swimmer yet I'm drowning in those eyes.

"Too busy to talk? Sounds like someone is auditioning for a superhero role! Just promise me you’ll save some time for my terrible jokes! 😄"

"Hi! Is that a flower you sent, or are you just trying to distract me from my terrible pickup lines? 🌼"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I'm terrible at geography."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I bet your guardian angel is doing a terrible job!

Haha, well I hope you're ready for dad jokes and terrible dance moves then! 😉 Let's start our own parenting comedy show!

"Afraid to sing? But your voice is my favorite song—unique, raw and absolutely unforgettable."

It's a mystery! Maybe we bonded over our mutual love of pizza and terrible puns. Or it's just fate playing a hilarious joke on us!

Haha, no need to worry! I promise I'm just here for good conversation and terrible puns. Kidnapping is not on my to-do list, I swear! 😉

"I can't promise a Grammy, but with your voice, you've already won my heart."

"Your singing might not charm the birds, but it sure has enchanted my heart."

"I see. Well, my free time is mostly spent being a harmless geek. Unless you fear Star Wars trivia and terrible dad jokes!"

"I bet when you sing, even the stars hush to listen; your voice could never be less than celestial."

Are you a burger?

Because I would eat you with relish.

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I'm so sorry, it's terrible, but it just came to mind and I had to share it *some*where.

Girl Are you a goalpost by any chance?

Cause my balls miss you terribly.

You are a terribly written character, because you have no flaws.

"Nope, my only trafficking involves terrible puns and dad jokes. Buckle up."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and honestly, my sense of direction is terrible."

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

Is your smile the Wuhan Virus

'Cause its terribly infectious ;)

These are terrible

You read the title. This sub sucks

Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!

Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

If I was a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.

Are you a barber?

Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

We're commiserating tonight's terrible loss at the bar across the street. you should join us.