Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

Is that a huge bow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Girl, I got a huge pumpkin in my pants. I'll make you go 'oh my gourd' all night long.

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa p**.... You can be my b**...

My last name may be Small, but my d**... is huge.

Girl you so sexy, I got a huge CLS (Cumulative Layoutshift) below the fold.

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

"Are you a book? Because I'm reading all the signs of a best-seller in your eyes!"

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Excuse me, but have you ever been on a magic ride? My wheelchair's got the horsepower of personality and charm..."

"Are you a magician? Cause when I look at your assets, everyone else mysteriously disappears."

"If love is a battle, can I be your Goku? I'd fight every villain just to win your heart."

"Your curves aren't just tempting, they're an enticing journey, and I'm here to explore every bit."

"Is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I've been searchin' for, except the weird stuff!"

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"In all your lumps and mustard glow, a handsome man begins to show."

"Excuse me, darling, my wheelchair may lack horsepower, but I promise you, I'm fully equipped elsewhere."

"They say I'm bound by wheels, but trust me, there's one area where I've been generously blessed with freedom."

"You're like a flame, irresistibly hot and I'm the moth drawn by your scintillating allure."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"In this chair, I've learned to appreciate every ride, but I must say, yours is a journey I'd love to embark on."

wanna be my houndmaster? Because i've got a huge beast.

"I may be short on height, but I'm tall on whiskey and long drives in my oversized white truck, interested?"

"Your sexy figure is my paradise, can I be the lucky explorer tonight?"

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"Your curves are a roadmap to paradise, care to be my guide for an unforgettable journey filled with pleasure?"

"I may need wheels to get around, sweetheart, but there's one part of me that stands tall and strong."

"Your wheelchair may limit your steps, but nothing can limit the miles I'd cross for that captivating smile of yours."

"Babe, your curves are my favorite road, mind if I explore again tonight?"

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

"I may be sitting, but when it comes to love, I promise to stand up to any challenge."

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"I may be in a wheelchair, but trust me, I have other aspects that stand up perfectly well."

"Did my belly just catch your eye? Don't worry, it's just the gravitational pull of my huge attraction for you."

"Are you a Saiyan? Because every time I see you, my heart rate Goku's up."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer. I might only be 5 foot tall, but in my huge white truck, I feel like a giant."

"You're shorter than the rest, but your cheerleading spirit and beauty are as huge as a cow... A cute, little cow."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl with your sense of humor all my life."

"Are you a star? Because your beauty could outshine the cosmos, especially with those heavenly curves."

"Well, let's see... I'm a huge fan of surprises, just like how your smile was a delightful surprise to my day."

"Are you a Naruto episode? Because I've got no problem spending all weekend binge-watching you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with my impressive comic book collection?"

"They say I'm a sweet ride, but they're not talking about my wheelchair. Interested in a test drive?"

"As a science teacher, I've studied many wonders, but your handsome stature outshines even the most impressive cosmic phenomena."

"Is your hair made of gold? Coz those beautiful curves of yours definitely set the bar."

"Your golden hair and voluptuous curves are like my favorite book, the story I never want to stop reading."

"Though mustard smeared, your charm's not replaced, amidst every lump, an allure laced."

"My charm might not move my legs, but it definitely makes other things stand up."

Your parents must be filing huge amount of taxes every year?

Coz they own such a valuable asset

"Smash, with those gorgeous proportions, you're a delicious masterpiece that I'd love to explore."

"Just like a Tic Tac, your sweetness is small but makes a huge impact on my heart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...including my ability to walk."

"Is your name Gravity? Because I find myself irresistibly drawn to the galaxy of curves you're sporting."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, I might be short but my love for you is taller than my huge white truck."

"I may be in a wheelchair, but trust me, there's one thing that definitely stands up."

"Is your name gravity? Because the moment I saw your muscular physique, the laws of attraction got a whole lot more real."

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

"I'm just a small project compared to the huge buildings you tear down, ready to be remodeled by your strong hands."

Are you a chalice?

Because damn, those cups are huge.

"Your booty must be a physics experiment, because every jiggle sends seismic waves through my heart."

"My wheelchair might limit my mobility, but it doesn't limit the size of my affections... or anything else."

"I may be on wheels, but trust me, there's a full-scale amusement park hidden underneath."

"You know they say about men in wheelchairs? We can't walk, but we certainly know how to rock your world."

"Do you have a Death Note? Because every time you smile, my heart skips a beat."

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry