Top 50 Huge Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Huge pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

You remind me of Russia in 1917,

I'm starting to feel a huge uprising in my lower class...
Do you like huge dicks?

Then you'll love my personality
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
Wanna see my huge stock tip?
Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?
I have a a huge Stock.
I have a PHD

*A "Pretty Huge Desire" to put a smile on your beautiful face.*
I’ve got a huge bucket of balls baby.
Does this harmonica make my beard look huge?
Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

Funny huge pickup lines

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?
Because I’m a huge of their work!

Roses are red

Violets are blue
Your ass is huge
And my dick too

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

Hey, are you good at laundry?

Because I have a huge load in my pants that I don't know how to dry

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

Damn girl are you my mom?
Cause you just made a huge mistake.

I have a huge crush on you

Really Big!
Like a Dinosaur!

Hey lady i have a PhD

A pretty huge dick.

Excuse me miss, could you hold my balls while I get my huge racket out of my bag?

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?

Hey girl, wanna know why they call me "huge penis guy"?

So do I, it's really confusing. I have a micro-micropenis.

Small boobs just means I can get closer to your heart.

Just kidding. Huge tits or GTFO.

Hey girl, are you the Pope?

Because you look huge in hour car and every time we hang out I can’t walk right for like a week afterwards

Hey baby you can call me Ronald Reagan

..because after me every guy you have is going to be a huge disappointment, especially the black ones

Are your parent pirates or smth?

Cause they have a huge treasure

Are you in Professor Hugh Jaynus' class?

Because you have a huge anus

Oh, you like Toy Story?

Because I have a HUGE Woody at my house.

Eh baby. You want them see a massive fire penises. Me: takes off pants and huge fire penises come out. Her: ahhh those penises ahh oh oh ahh fire penises.

Then sex later

When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.

Hey girl, are you a huge ass wave?

Cause I want you tsunami

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

How aboat you come back to my place and check out my huge tank