Hey baby. Wanna see my ATM receipt? It's huge.

Is that a huge bow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Fancy a s**...? My other car is an Aston Martin. I have a huge apendege.

Chris Redfield: I took steroids. Believe me when I say that I still have a huge D!¢K

Hold up some huge baggy pants or bling- “Wow this would look so AWESOME on me- yeah like a playa p**.... You can be my b**...

My last name may be Small, but my d**... is huge.

Girl you so sexy, I got a huge CLS (Cumulative Layoutshift) below the fold.

Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge of their work!

"Your luscious dark blonde locks are a dream, but your figure? That's an epic fantasy come to life."

"I must be a magnet because those arms are definitely pulling me in."

"Excuse me, but have you ever been on a magic ride? My wheelchair's got the horsepower of personality and charm..."

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Are you a magician? Cause when I look at your assets, everyone else mysteriously disappears."

Your brain must be huge with that big forehead. I'm intrigued by what's inside and out.

"Ever wondered what’s underneath this fluffy tail? Let's play a guessing game, you might just score a jackpot."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my 'huge' pet chicken again?"

"If love is a battle, can I be your Goku? I'd fight every villain just to win your heart."

"Is it just me, or does your confidence come with a very impressive package? I’d love to unwrap that!"

"Is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I've been searchin' for, except the weird stuff!"

Want to see why they call me "Big Ben"? It's not just because I'm hung like a clock tower.

"Your curves aren't just tempting, they're an enticing journey, and I'm here to explore every bit."

"I'm Jack, and they don't call me 'short' for nothing. But let's grab a drink and see where it 'drives' us."

"They say I'm bound by wheels, but trust me, there's one area where I've been generously blessed with freedom."

"I can't help but notice you have a lot to offer—care to show me what else you've got?"

"You're like a flame, irresistibly hot and I'm the moth drawn by your scintillating allure."

Are your arms tired from carrying all that muscle? Because I'd love to give them a rest.

"In all your lumps and mustard glow, a handsome man begins to show."

"Excuse me, darling, my wheelchair may lack horsepower, but I promise you, I'm fully equipped elsewhere."

"Your wheelchair may limit your steps, but nothing can limit the miles I'd cross for that captivating smile of yours."

"I may be short on height, but I'm tall on whiskey and long drives in my oversized white truck, interested?"

wanna be my houndmaster? Because i've got a huge beast.

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"I may need wheels to get around, sweetheart, but there's one part of me that stands tall and strong."

"Your curves are a roadmap to paradise, care to be my guide for an unforgettable journey filled with pleasure?"

That's awesome! I'm a huge fan of outdoor activities too. Hiking, biking, you name it. What's your favorite outdoor adventure so far?

"Are you a hunter? Because you've just caught my heart in your crosshairs."

"Babe, your dark blonde hair shines brighter than the stars, but those curves of yours truly light up my universe."

"Your sexy figure is my paradise, can I be the lucky explorer tonight?"

"I must be dreaming, because I never thought I'd meet someone as beautiful and adventurous as you."

"Hey there, I'm Jack Mayer, short in height but long on love; let's get drunk on it."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—like my chance to show off my huge cockatoo!"

"Babe, your curves are my favorite road, mind if I explore again tonight?"

"I'm Jack Mayer, just five feet tall, my love for you stands the tallest of all."

"I can't help but imagine what those huge arms could do when they're wrapped around me."

"I may be sitting, but when it comes to love, I promise to stand up to any challenge."

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and also, this coffee shop is huge."

"I may be in a wheelchair, but trust me, I have other aspects that stand up perfectly well."

Your smile is like sunshine on a rainy day - bright, warm, and oh so mesmerizing.

"Are you a Saiyan? Because every time I see you, my heart rate Goku's up."

"Just like my car, my love for you runs deep; let’s take a ride through life together."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I think of my huge cock, it disappears from your sight!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your mesmerizing blonde hair and ample assets, everyone else disappears."

"Did my belly just catch your eye? Don't worry, it's just the gravitational pull of my huge attraction for you."

"You're shorter than the rest, but your cheerleading spirit and beauty are as huge as a cow... A cute, little cow."

"Are you a chicken? Because I’ve got a huge ‘cock-a-doodle-doo’ waiting for you to see!"

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl with your sense of humor all my life."

"Are you a star? Because your beauty could outshine the cosmos, especially with those heavenly curves."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for your massive arms."

"Are your biceps made of steel? Because I'm feeling weak in the knees just looking at them."

"Are you a Naruto episode? Because I've got no problem spending all weekend binge-watching you."

"Though mustard smeared, your charm's not replaced, amidst every lump, an allure laced."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I mention my huge cock, you disappear!"

"As a science teacher, I've studied many wonders, but your handsome stature outshines even the most impressive cosmic phenomena."

"They say I'm a sweet ride, but they're not talking about my wheelchair. Interested in a test drive?"

Your arms are like a fortress, but I wouldn't mind sneaking in for a closer inspection.

"Is your hair made of gold? Coz those beautiful curves of yours definitely set the bar."

"Your golden hair and voluptuous curves are like my favorite book, the story I never want to stop reading."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with my impressive comic book collection?"

from perfect but I love cooking and have a soft spot for 80s rock. What about you?

That's amazing! Same here, I'm a huge fan of music from that era and enjoy experimenting with different cuisines.

Are those biceps made of steel? Because whenever you flex, it feels like my heart skips a beat.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a huge "bone" to show you.

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your huge pp."

"My charm might not move my legs, but it definitely makes other things stand up."

"Your arms are like a fortress, I wouldn't mind getting lost in them."

Are you a Colombian goddess? Because you make my heart gallop like a wild horse.

Are you a 911 call? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of eeeeeeeeeeee pp for you.

That's awesome! You know, being mom material just means you have a huge heart. And that's pretty attractive if you ask me. 😏

"Smash, with those gorgeous proportions, you're a delicious masterpiece that I'd love to explore."

Hey Weasley, I'm a huge fan of spontaneous adventures. What's your idea of an exciting date?

"Just like a Tic Tac, your sweetness is small but makes a huge impact on my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I bring my giant rooster to impress you?"

"Are you an octopus? Because those arms are making me want to cling onto you all night."

"Is your name Gravity? Because I find myself irresistibly drawn to the galaxy of curves you're sporting."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, I might be short but my love for you is taller than my huge white truck."

Your beauty is more captivating than the Colombian countryside. Can I be your knight in shining armor?

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...including my ability to walk."

"Ever seen a bunny with a backside like mine? Hop on over, let's have a fun, fluffy time together."

"Is that confidence or just your huge package I'm sensing? Either way, I'm intrigued and ready to unwrap more."

"Your booty must be a physics experiment, because every jiggle sends seismic waves through my heart."

"I'm just a small project compared to the huge buildings you tear down, ready to be remodeled by your strong hands."

"Is your name gravity? Because the moment I saw your muscular physique, the laws of attraction got a whole lot more real."

Are you a chalice?

Because damn, those cups are huge.

I hope you have a good insurance

Because you’ve just made a huge dent in my pants

"I may be in a wheelchair, but trust me, there's one thing that definitely stands up."

"Do you have a Death Note? Because every time you smile, my heart skips a beat."

"My wheelchair might limit my mobility, but it doesn't limit the size of my affections... or anything else."

"You know they say about men in wheelchairs? We can't walk, but we certainly know how to rock your world."

"I may be on wheels, but trust me, there's a full-scale amusement park hidden underneath."

"Is it just me, or are your beats as sexy as your Colombian charm and those killer assets?"

Hey girl, are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest...and these biceps have my assets.

"Well, besides charming you with my wit, I’m a huge foodie. What’s your go-to dish? I bet it’s as enticing as you are! 😉"

Is that a huge banner in your pocket, or are u just happy to see me?

"Girl, don't mind the wheels, because when it comes to romance, I'm more equipped than a Rolls-Royce Phantom."

"You're in a wheelchair, but I hope you still have a spot in your heart for me to roll into."

"Darling, I might ride on wheels, but I assure you, there's a lot more that'll get you rolling."

"Darling, your blonde hair sparkles brighter, and your curves are a more thrilling ride than the highest roller coaster."

"You see this wheelchair? It only adds to my charm, but it's not the only thing I've got that's oversized."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I think of my huge pet parrot, you always appear in my mind!"

"Are you a mechanic? Because this 5-foot Jack is tipsy and could use a lift to his giant white truck."

"I may not have shown you everything yet, but trust me, there's a lot more to discover than just a pretty face."

"Are you from Panama? Because you've got me feeling like I just hit the jackpot."

"Excuse me, miss, but can you help me navigate? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm on top of the world."

"Jack's my name, driving a truck white and huge, let's toast to us with a deluge."

"I must be a pirate, because your ginger treasure chest has left me absolutely breathless."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your beauty is like a 911 emergency - irresistible.

"Are you a DJ? Because you've been spinning in my mind all night with those hypnotic curves."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you...unlike my biceps which are more like "extra large."

"Hey, I'm Jack Mayer, shorter in height but long on charm. How about we hit the road in my huge white truck?"

"As a science teacher, I explain complex theories, but your beauty defies logic. How about we delve deeper tonight?"

"Excuse me, miss, but your golden locks and stunning curves are more captivating than the most extraordinary sunset."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your radiant blonde hair and curvaceous figure, everyone else disappears."

"Are you ready for an adventure? Because my charm is as big as my confidence... and that's pretty impressive."

"Hey there, they may call me a sit-down comedian but wait till you see my stand-up performance."

"Though mustard smeared and lumpy too, there's quite the charm I see in you."

"You're petite and precious, finer than gold, in your small frame, a huge heart you hold; a teardrop of joy in this world so vast."

Economics One Liners

Baby, I'm an expert in exponential growth.

I'll give you all the stimulus you need

I've got a huge stimulus package just for you.

My boom cycle *never* plateaus

I've got all the supply needed to meet your demand

I'm like a multiplier effect, once you get me started I just keep on giving.

I've got a producer surplus just *waiting* to be met.

You can be a free rider on my public good *any* time.

Hey ladies, my public good is non-rivalry, there is plenty for everyone!

"Is it just me, or did it get hotter in here? I can’t help but notice your impressive… confidence."

I have a huge crush on you

Really Big!
Like a Dinosaur!

"Your fiery hair may be hot, but nothing compares to those two smoldering volcanoes you're carrying."