Top 23 Wide Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a Pokémon? ‘Cause I’d search far and wide for you.
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Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?
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Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, wide dispersal pattern.
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The balance beam at the Olympic is 4" wide. I'll show you a balance beam that is 4" long.
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Hey girl, are your legs a religion
Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.
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For the gamers
Hey girl, are you Minecraft’s most widely used optimization mod?
Because you looking optiFINE. -
I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)
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At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!
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I like my women the way I like my COVID-19.
19 and widely spread.
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I love Feeding local wide life.
Funny wide pickup lines
At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.
Hey, please show me how wide can you open your mouth
Ohh, My D will perfectly fit in that.
Hey baby, you may have locked the doors, but the doors to my heart are WIDE open!
We should play football.
I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.
I have a double wide hammock in my yard.
Our love is as wide as a crossbow's range when set to ground targets.
Open wide.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.
At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.
At Wide Receiver… Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you …from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Emmanuel Sanders!
Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.