Top 21 Wide Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wide pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wide conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a Pokémon? ‘Cause I’d search far and wide for you.

2. Looks like a merger is in order...how wide can you split your stocks?

3. Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, wide dispersal pattern.

4. The balance beam at the Olympic is 4" wide. I'll show you a balance beam that is 4" long.

5. Hey girl, are your legs a religion

   Cos I wanna spread them as far and wide as possible.

6. For the gamers

   Hey girl, are you Minecraft’s most widely used optimization mod?
   Because you looking optiFINE.

7. I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

8. At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

9. I like my women the way I like my COVID-19.

   19 and widely spread.

10. I love Feeding local wide life.

Funny wide pickup lines

At Wide Receiver: Is his name Google, cause he's got everything I'm searching for.

Hey, please show me how wide can you open your mouth

Ohh, My D will perfectly fit in that.

Hey baby, you may have locked the doors, but the doors to my heart are WIDE open!

We should play football.

I’ll turn your tight end into a wide receiver.

Open wide.

Ain't nothing in the whole wide world like a Southern Girl.

I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!

I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.

Is your daddy a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide

I have a double wide hammock in my yard.