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Top 50 Small Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Small pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Small conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  2. Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

    Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

  3. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

  4. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  5. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  6. Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

  7. It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

  8. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  9. Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

  10. I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

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Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

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Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

Are you an archeologist? Because I have a small bone that needs examining.

I'm sorry, I can't do small talk

Can I do you instead ?

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

I have a small pp, god isn't fair...

You are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..

Are you my small toe/ pinky of my foot?

Because I feel like I could kiss you against every piece of furniture.

Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

You're like my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and sometimes I kiss you on the coffee table ;)

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Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

You wanna be like the Grinch and Max?

Ride me even though I'm too small

Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

Small Asian Man: Hey, do you have a little Asian in you?

Woman: No, not that I know of..?

SMA: Would you like to?

Are you a small business?

Cus I’m looking for parking in your rear

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

You’re so small scale I could eat you in one bite.

Are you a small orange?

Because you're a cutie

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.