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Top 50 Small Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Small rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Small pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to s**... on.

  2. Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

    Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

  3. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

  4. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  5. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  6. Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

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It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

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Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

Girl, you remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Babe, this mechanic will surely satisfy you. Because we are amazing to deal with small spots under the hood.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

I s**... at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

Necalli: Just a small bite… Far too me…meager to stop me.

I am just a small rock before I met you. Your love has made me bigger and boulder.

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Are you an archeologist? Because I have a small bone that needs examining.

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I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here. But my boxers are packing some punch.

My last name may be Small, but my d**... is huge.

I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

I have a small p**.... It used to be called The Little Mermaid.

I know my * looks small in this form, but there is more than meets the eye once you come in for a ride.

What do elves, drow, dwarfs, halflings, humans, dragonborn, tieflings, orcs, goblins and small woodland creatures have in common? They can all vouch for me.

I'm sorry, I can't do small talk

Can I do you instead ?

I'm so mad crushin' your man-girl, skinny femme-boy with long-bangs, faint mustache and small boobs look.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

I have a small pp, god isn't fair...

You are so fine. i wanna floss with your p**... hair..

Are you my small toe/ pinky of my foot?

Because I feel like I could kiss you against every piece of furniture.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

You're like my pinkie toe...

You're small, cute, and sometimes I kiss you on the coffee table ;)

I like my women like I like my Skylanders

Small and turned on by toys

Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

You wanna be like the Grinch and Max?
Ride me even though I'm too small

Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

Are you a small business?

Cus I’m looking for parking in your rear

Small Asian Man: Hey, do you have a little Asian in you?

Woman: No, not that I know of..?

SMA: Would you like to?

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Are you a small orange?

Because you're a cutie

You’re so small scale I could eat you in one bite.

I’m having a small intimate get-together if you’d like to come.

Awesome! You’re the only person I asked but you can invite your pants to come down.

See that car outside

You can tell by how small it is I'm not compensating for anything

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Small phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Small lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.