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Top 50 Small Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Small pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  2. Are you the small, mountainous country of Andorra?

    Because you’re beautiful and not enough people know about you.

  3. Hey baby, would you like to step into my box? It know it looks small, but it's MASSIVE on the inside!

  4. I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

  5. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  6. Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

  7. It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

  8. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  9. Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

  10. I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

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You’re just like my pinkie toe...
Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later

Girl, you must be Neil Armstrong, because that's one small step for man, one giant leap for my heart.

Small batches?

I totally don’t believe that…

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

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Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

Are you an archeologist? Because I have a small bone that needs examining.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

You remind me of my pinky toe...

You’re small, cute, and I’m gonna bang you on the kitchen table later.

I have a small pp, god isn't fair...

You are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..

Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

Once I bent down to pet a small dog and hey, it was a 5 pound squirrels.

One I love.

You remind me of my pinky toe, you're small, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on a coffee table later.

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Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

You wanna be like the Grinch and Max?

Ride me even though I'm too small

Are you up to date on your vaccinations?

Because you’re gonna feel a small prick

Excuse me madam, are you by any chance a small lifeboat?

Because I have a pressing desire to overcrowd you with my sea men.

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

Are you a small orange?

Because you're a cutie

You’re so small scale I could eat you in one bite.

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Damn Girl! You remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.

See that car outside

You can tell by how small it is I'm not compensating for anything

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.