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Top 50 Size Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Size pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Size conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that kiss is calling me

  2. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  3. I like the size of your benefits package.

  4. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

    If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

  5. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  6. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  7. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  8. Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

  9. I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

  10. Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

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I’m not a scientist, but
I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

What size boot you wear girl?

Would you like that Super Sized?

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

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It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

If you was a bra size you’d be an A

And I can give you that D you desperately want

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

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Are you a full-sized SUV?

Because you look like you can take a lot in the back and I need you to guzzle my fluids.

I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie

- Day 83

Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

What size shoe you wear baby girl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.

Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"

All those curves, and me with no brakes.