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Top 50 Size Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Size chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  2. Look at the size of that cock!

  3. I like the size of your benefits package.

  4. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  5. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  6. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  7. Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

  8. I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

  9. Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

  10. What size boot you wear girl?

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What is a Size pickup line?

Funny size pickup lines

Would you like that Super Sized?

When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

Damn girl, are you Times New Roman with 12pt font size?

Because everybody fucking uses you.

Wait until you see the size of my Philip K. Dick library.

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

If you was a bra size you’d be an A

And I can give you that D you desperately want

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie

- Day 83

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

9 and 3/4

I wish I could give you 9 and 3/4 but I only have (Insert dick size here)

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

If your brave

Just said:

"Wanna see a wainker size of fucking big ben.'

It works

What nickname do you give a short Italian guy whos favorite film is rocky?

Italian pony , because like pony's im half the size but twice as fun to ride.

Ask a girl with big feet her shoe size then say...

"finally, a shoe fit for my third leg!"

Baby, you are FATulous!

AYE girl lemme beat it like some cake mix

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass.

Are you butt dialing? Becuase I swear that ass is calling.

Damn you got a big A S S !!

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.