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Top 50 Size Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Size pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  2. Look at the size of that cock!

  3. I like the size of your benefits package.

  4. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  5. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  6. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  7. Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

  8. I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

  9. Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

  10. I’m not a scientist, but

    I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

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Funny size pickup lines

What size boot you wear girl?

Would you like that Super Sized?

When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

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This is a funny Size pickup line!

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

Wait until you see the size of my Philip K. Dick library.

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

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Working Size tinder opener

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

Are you Irish?

Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

I have used this one with success

I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie

- Day 83

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

What size shoe you wear baby girl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!

9 and 3/4

I wish I could give you 9 and 3/4 but I only have (Insert dick size here)

I might not have inches

But its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

1. Hey baby, how 'bout some nuclear fusion tonight?

2. I don't know, I sense the Coulomb Force which would cause our protons to repel each other.

1. Yeah baby, but our protons are positively charged and even though they might repel each other they will nonetheless stick together.

2. Yes, but the force has a strong dependence on distance, and I sense it's a short range force.

1. But baby, this force can overcome the electrocstatic repulsion.

2. Maybe, but it all depends on the size of the atomic nuclei.

1. I thought size doesn't matter. Besides large atomic nuclei release no energy.

2. Size doesn't matter, unless the atomic nuclei is too small. Besides, I feel sure the kinetic energy, due to inverse square force, cannot overcome the electrostatic repulsion. Therefore our nuclear fusion will instead become nuclear fission...or worse yet, nuclear fizzle.

1. Ouch.

If your brave

Just said:

"Wanna see a wainker size of fucking big ben.'

It works