Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

What size boot you wear girl?

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

You should see the size of the one that got away.

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Babe, my arrow shaft is the perfect size for your bow.

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

What size shoes are you? Because I want to prepare the right sandals when you stay tonight.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's down here that really matters.

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful smile and wondered your size!"

"With your stunning beauty and hypnotic curves, you're not just cuddle buddy material, you're my one and only overqualified dream come true."

"Your stunning smile and hypnotic beauty are overqualified for any heart, can mine be your perfect size?"

Though you may be petite in size, your charm captures every eye, never will I overlook your beauty.

Though you may be slight in size, my admiration for you will always rise.

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, especially a ring size."

"Are you a Lunchables pack? Because I'm feeling like a kid again and I can't handle your 'fun-size' appeal."

Though you may be small in size, in my eyes, you mesmerize. You captivate me with your grace, no disguise.

"Is your name Hot Chocolate? Because you're stirring up some sweet feelings in my mug-sized heart!"

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

"Your stunning hourglass figure is a neck breaker - it's the perfect size to lose myself in."

It's not about the size of the arrow, it's about the draw.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"Before you hit block, remember my jokes - they're bigger, bolder, and cause fewer backaches than your bra size!"

Hey, are you a pocket-sized model? Because you're perfectly designed for me to carry around all day.

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because with your size and charm, you're guilty as charged."

"Is your height in petite? Because you're the perfect size for my heart."

Are you a pocket-sized goddess? Because you're small but pack a powerful punch of beauty and charm.

"Hey, are you Godzilla? Because you're making a monster-sized impact on my love life!"

Are you an onigiri? Because you're the perfect bite-sized snack that I can't resist.

"Seeing your stunning hourglass shape and enchanting smile is a neck breaker; you're the perfect size for my dreams."

"Your phone case might be shrimpy but your cuteness is definitely king-sized."

"Your petite size makes my heart race, sweetheart, are you always this intoxicatingly adorable?"

Are you a Truffula tree? Because every time I see you, my heart grows three sizes that day.

"I've been waiting for your picture, but I bet the camera can't capture the size of your beauty and charm."

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about how you sail you.

All I have is a King-Size Candy. You think you can take it all?

"Your size only amplifies your allure, and that twerk? Enough to drive any man wild with desire."

"In this dance of hearts, your beauty's the prize, but may I ask, what’s your secret bra size?"

Though small in size, your presence never fails to mesmerize, for you hold a beauty that's beyond compare.

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves are a rarity, darling; they make you the perfect cuddle buddy for my arms."

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a hypnotic combination, making you the perfect cuddle buddy for me."

"Are you a Lunchable? Because I've been craving something fun-sized and portable like you all day."

"Is your name Pinocchio? Because my heart just grew three sizes when I saw you!"

"Are you a T-Rex? Because you've got me feeling like a dino-sized crush that's hard to ignore!"

"Like my love for cats and strawberries, my affection for you may be small in size but it's mighty in impact."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mesmerizing curves, they're like the perfect cuddle roadmap for my arms."

"Is your name Hershey? Cause I've got a 'kiss-sized' surprise you might find deliciously ridiculous!"

"In this urban jungle, even though you're pint-sized, you're the only cowgirl that stands out in my skyline."

Are you a small package? Because good things come in small sizes, just like you.

Is it just me, or does your small size make you even more irresistible?

"You're smaller than a puppy, but your allure is the size of a Great Dane. Study date at the dog park?"

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

"Is your mom an architect? Cause you're a perfectly built, diamond in the rough with curves that put the best designs to shame."

"Your stunning hourglass figure and radiant smile aren't just eye-catchers, they're hypnotically intoxicating neck breakers."

Are you made of dates? Because you're the perfect snack-sized treat I've been looking for!

"Your captivating smile and hypnotic curves have me lost in time; are you my forever cuddle buddy material?"

Are you a size WiFi? Because I'm getting a strong connection with you.

"Your curves are a masterpiece, perfectly sculpted for my arms; are you accepting applications for a full-time cuddle buddy?"

I hope your panties are a size "adventurous" because I have some wild plans in mind for them.

Is it just me, or are you the perfect size for cuddling up with in my arms?

In your eyes, a fire ignites, even in your petite size. I'll always see you, my prize.

"Girl, are you a size 'large'? Because you're filling up all my thoughts and dreams."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

"You may be petite in size, but your presence makes my heart rise."

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

"With your stunning beauty and perfect hourglass figure, you're overqualified for being just the one and only eye-catcher."

"Your curves might be thicker than a snicker, but they're the perfect fit for my arms, queen of natural beauty."

"Do I have a castle? Nope, but I've got a king-sized heart that's ready to rule your world."

"With your stunning beauty and mesmerizing figure, you're not just thicker than a snicker, you're the envy of everyone."

"Are you a tumbleweed? Because even though you're pint-sized, you've got this city cowboy's heart rolling!"

Are you a size "404 error"? Because my heart can't find you anywhere else.

"Your petite size houses an amazing fusion of Dominican and American charm that outshines time itself."

"Is your uniform made of boyfriend material? Because it looks like it's my size."

"They say beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, but you’re the one who truly defines it."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, all my thoughts vanish except for your perfect bra size!"

If beauty was measured in size, you'd be the biggest prize in my eyes.

If beauty were a Big Mac, you'd be super-sized with extra fries.

"You think my phone is tiny? Just wait till you see the size of the love texts I’m about to send you."

"Your petite size only amplifies your allure, like a rare gem, it's impossible not to want to treasure you."

"You called my car small, but it's not the size, it's how you park in the heart that matters."

"Just call me the Titanic, because when I see you, I hit iceberg-sized feelings and start to sink."

"Your curvy hourglass figure and dazzling smile are a perfect match for me, just like a hypnotizing, stunning masterpiece."

"You must be the Lorax, because you're making my heart grow three sizes with just one look."

My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

I must say, your personality is as enticing as your choice in panties. Let's explore both further.

"Are you a size 'small'? Because you just made my heart feel 'extra small'."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you... But in tiny letters, cause you're fun-sized."

"With your hourglass figure and gorgeous features, you're more than just cuddle buddy material, you're the queen worth my everything."

Are those panties a size "beautiful"? Because they sure look like they were made for an angel like you.

I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

"Well, let's say it's just the right size to keep things interesting. 😉 But I prefer to discuss more intellectual topics."

"Are you overqualified in being a heartbreaker? Because your natural beauty leaves a trance-like effect on me."

"Is your name Grinch? Because every time I see your smile, my small heart suddenly grows three sizes!"

"Are you a Hershey's Kiss? Because every time I see you, my 'fun-size' candy bar wants to unwrap!"

Size isn't everything, but I've got a feeling my charm might just make up for any shortcomings... 😉

"Are you a beached whale? Because I can’t help but admire your size and beauty!"

"If you were a Ken Carson outfit, you'd definitely be my favorite—unforgettable and totally worth trying on for size."

"Your smile shines bright, like stars in the skies, could you share with me your favorite bra size?"

"No need to worry about size when you've got a heart as vast as a CST map."

Though you're small in size, your beauty never lies.

"Are you a Lunchable? Because you're fun-sized, snackable, and I can't wait to open up your heart's packaging."

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves define perfection; you're the stunning hourglass figure that fits flawlessly in my arms."

"Your mesmerizing beauty breaks necks, but it's your perfect size curves that have me hypnotized. Fancy being my one of a kind?"

You may be tiny in size, but in my eyes, your beauty never lies.

"Were you crafted by the cosmos? Because your appeal reaches the stars, and it's not just about the size."

"Babe, I must be Tokyo because I've been destroyed by your Godzilla-sized charm."

"Girl, your curves aren't just plus size, they're positively mind-blowing."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including the size of your ambition."

"Your sholng is grand, but I bet it's nothing compared to the size of your heart."

"Sure, I've got a whole garden of pots. What size and color do you need?"

You may be petite in size, but your beauty truly mesmerizes.

"Your height is perfectly matched with the size of my heart, compact but filled with limitless beauty."

"Is your name Shelf? 'Cause I've been trying to reach your level, but you're just too high, even for my globe-sized heart."

"Is that smile your secret weapon? Because with your curvy figure, you're a hypnotic masterpiece I can't resist."

"Are your muscles for farm work only, or for holding a lady too? 'Cause this gal is up for some tractor-sized lovin'."