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Top 50 Size Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Size pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Size tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that kiss is calling me

  2. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  3. I like the size of your benefits package.

  4. I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

    If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.

  5. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  6. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  7. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  8. Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

  9. I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

  10. Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.


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I’m not a scientist, but
I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

What size boot you wear girl?

Would you like that Super Sized?

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

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Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

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It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

What size shoes are you? Because I want to prepare the right sandals when you stay tonight.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's down here that really matters.

It's not about the size of the arrow, it's about the draw.