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Top 50 Size Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Size pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that ass is calling me

  2. You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.

  3. Look at the size of that cock!

  4. I like the size of your benefits package.

  5. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  6. Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

  7. Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

  8. Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

  9. I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

  10. Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

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I’m not a scientist, but
I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

What size boot you wear girl?

Would you like that Super Sized?

When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

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Damn girl, are you Times New Roman with 12pt font size?

Because everybody fucking uses you.

Roses are red
The 2nd planet is Venus, Jupiter is the 5th and it's the size of my penis.

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

Wait until you see the size of my Philip K. Dick library.

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

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Working Size tinder opener

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

If you was a bra size you’d be an A

And I can give you that D you desperately want

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

Are you Irish?

Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

I have used this one with success

Hey baby are you the Grinch?

Because your asshole is looking 3 sizes too small and I wanna show you the Christmas spirit.

Are you a full-sized SUV?

Because you look like you can take a lot in the back and I need you to guzzle my fluids.

I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie

- Day 83

Want to come home and check out the size of my Super PAC?

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

My love for you is the size of the amazon forest

Therefore my passion for you is burning bigger every second

What size shoe you wear baby girl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!