50 Size Pick Up lines

Here are 50 size pick up lines for her and flirty size rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about size that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your size rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny size pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty size joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Size Pickup Lines

A good Size hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you butt-dialing?

Because I swear that kiss is calling me
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
I like the size of your benefits package.
I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.
The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.
Don't believe in a Thor-sized hammer? Take a look at this...

Short and cute size pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about size are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Lemme tell you a little secret about its size.

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?

Oh look at that. It just super sized itself.

What size boot you wear girl?

Would you like that Super Sized?

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Cheesy size Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You should see the size of the one that got away.

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

Corny size Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Size conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Babe, my arrow shaft is the perfect size for your bow.

It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

I bombed off a 40 ft cliff yesterday. People say size doesn't matter because they don't get any.

What size shoes are you? Because I want to prepare the right sandals when you stay tonight.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Changeling: 'You should see what else I can change the size of...'

I sized up the scene and let me tell you.... The bottom check was good.

There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

It’s not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's down here that really matters.

A good size Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Size hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

It's not about the size of the arrow, it's about the draw.

It's not about the size of the boat, it's about how you sail you.

All I have is a King-Size Candy. You think you can take it all?

It's not the size of the bow that counts, it's the number of arrows, if you know what I mean (Hawkeye)

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

My eyes aren't the only thing that's the size of the moon.

I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

Things I think of while at work <clothing store> recently Someone asking for size M Me: There's an M in me do you want me? At times like this its good that my mind is not a speaker

If you was a bra size you’d be an A

And I can give you that D you desperately want

All I have is a King-Size Almond Joy. Not sure if you can take it all...

Are you Irish?

Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size

I have used this one with success

Are you a full-sized SUV?

Because you look like you can take a lot in the back and I need you to guzzle my fluids.

I think you're size Me...

Cause you fit me better than my favourite hoodie

- Day 83

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Size love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Size chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.